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Venezuela (pictured) getting the hammer.
Venezuela (pictured) getting the hammer.

Trump makes Banana Wars Great Again with brazen strike on Venezuela

Traveling surfers in the mix.

Wild events unfolding just south of World Surf League Championship Tour stop number 4, the Surf City El Salvador Pro, and just north of stop number 5, the Vivo Rio Pro, after the U.S. swung into Venezuela to snag the country’s president, Nicolas Maduro, and his wife in order to try them on federal drug and gun charges in New York.

The Trump administration has, of course, been saber rattling off the South American coast for many months, now, building up a robust military presence and targeting boats that are allegedly carrying drugs though a land operation, and the ensuing capture of Venezuela’s leader, is a wild escalation by any standard.

US strikes Venezuela and captures Maduro and his wife

Even though Trump was elected to office, last year, on a campaign to Make America Great Again by avoiding international entanglements, forever wars, nation-building etc., he took to the microphone, after the attack, to declare, “We’re going to run (Venezuela) until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition. So we don’t want to be involved with having somebody else get in. And we have the same situation that we had for the last long period of years. So we are going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition. And it has to be judicious because that’s what we’re all about. We want peace, liberty and justice for the great people of Venezuela, and that includes many from Venezuela that are now living in the United States and want to go back to their country. It’s their homeland.”

MVGA too, I guess. Like the RVCA version of MAGA.

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Just before Trump’s press conference, CNN interviewed National Security Analyst Beth Sayer, who seemed to endorse the action partly due to Venezuela’s detention of Americans. She cited the case of a surfer who was just over the border in Colombia but snagged my Maduro’s forces and dragged back to Venezuela and refused both a cool buzz and some tasty waves.

Always in the mix.

U.S. involvement in Central and South American affairs is nothing new. The late 1800s into the middle 1900s saw multiple “Banana Wars,” or various military/CIA endeavors in the region aimed at protecting U.S. business interests. Then, of course, there was the 1950s toppling of Guatemala’s leftist president, the failed 1961 Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba that sought to remove Fidel Castro, the fomenting of coups in 1960s Brazil, 1970s meddling in Bolivia and Chile and 1980s interference in the aforementioned El Salvador and Panama.

Overt fiddling south of the border calmed down during the last few decades, Trump, I suppose, realizing the allure of his very own branded forever war once in office.

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Though how do you imagine his loyal base will react? First, no promised Jeffery Epstein files, now a real international mess.

More as the story develops.

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GiGi

time to buy Chevron shares egh…….

@TheRealJackMeoff

Do you?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Learingcentergraduate

No mention of the dominion x Venezuela collab
Expected more here

Learingcentergraduate

No talk of the dominion x venezuela collab
I expected more here

@TheRealJackMeoff

So on non consensual Tuesdays we’ll know who you are by the screaming and hollering?

@TheRealJackMeoff

TTrump just de facto took over a whole country with zero congressional approval or oversight.
Whaadya gonna do about it?🤪🤦

@TheRealJackMeoff

And just to illuminate those not grasping reality, up till now none of this would have been possible, as consent China and Russia has always been a prerequisite for any such moves, and that doesn’t come without a price.
If all plays out we will see a reunification of Taiwan and Ukraine will be either speaking Russian or obliterated to the ground.
Ukraine is the sticky one.
I am one for three on the year already, so feeling good about my geopolitical gambles….

HaoleBoy

On a positive note it’s a lower commute time than the middle east. Think of the savings over 10 years!

FL Skunk Ape

It’s funny how maga was so against this until it happened. Now these dorks are falling all over themselves trying to backtrack. But there are receipts. One of a gazillion examples – https://x.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1127926215438770177

Hippy

Archives for October

deeks

Where’s the Venezuelan live feed you cheap cunts. I want Otto
h.c. and hippy judging. Negs as overlord.
oh Andy C on snicko

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Negs will always be overlord. The Supreme Court leader of b.g. all hail Negs

JSC

Let’s see –

The people of Haiti have been oppressed by gangsters for years, the President was assassinated, the economy is non-functional and the island of Hispaniola is much closer to the USA.

Venezuela is under the thumb of a cruel dictator and the Venezuelan people have have suffered great economic disruption over several years, which has led to 25% of the population emigrating, legally or otherwise –

Venezuela gets US military action, the President is removed from power and there is a promise the US will restore order and prosperity, although left undefined just as to how this will be accomplished.

Haiti gets nothing.

Both countries come under the Monroe Doctrine for the US to have the final word in anything.

What’s the difference between Haiti and Venezuela?

Oil, and lots of it.

Strayan Cunt

Well said sir and if some seppos want to believe Donny did this for the sake of the people over there then they’re off their fucking chops. Maybe its cuz they are not eating Americans pets like those pesky Hatians?

Keith Grace

Solid book published in 2025 by Greg Grandin, America, Am’erica: A New History of the New World… if you’re wondering just how “impactful” for better or for worse The Monroe Doctrine has been particularly on Central and South American human beings, this is the book.

Happy Camper

to all my friends below.

I spoke to my buddy, who I believe is more knowledgeable than anyone here on military situations.
I summarized what he said to me. believe me, okay…..don’t believe me, okay.
too many responses to respond to individually. I trust my friend. his resume, knowledge and military intel sourcing is unimpeachable. that said; it would be good idea to start from a point without biases.
I am anti-war and anti-regime change. I have it on good word, that this was what needed to happen.
I trust the sources I have much more than Beach Grit commenters who merely hate President Trump and care more about seeing failure of the U.S. President than the freedom of Venezuelan people. so be it.
as far as Rodriguez being installed. its a temporary position until an election can be held.

Let’s see what happens.
Party On Wayne.

PS~ great job Chas and Dez for keeping the content lively and the comments fired up. only 3 more months until we get to denigrate the WSL and judges.

Rocks local

So happy, unlike a few of the comments, I would actually trust a source like yours to know some stuff – hung with some ex seals / gov k types back in vb and those guys are plugged into a hive mind for life. And I highly respected them – the actual seals in general (although admittedly not always) are not the stereotypes on tv, gung ho second amendment nuts , they’re often very smart incredibly hardcore top notch Americans.

That said, there has to be something said for the fact that unilateral regime change is generally a very bad idea. And if it’s based in large part on mineral acquisition – which this by any objective view appears to have been – that makes it even worse. As someone observed below (jsc??), Haiti is a shit show and we’ve never done anything there.

I haven’t engaged in these comments, in large part bc I don’t have anything intelligent to add, in small part bc I’m a little torn , tbh.

I actually don’t think isolationism is a great idea , at least as a blanket policy blind to every circumstance. I generally respect the views of veterans who’ve been in the mix (can’t say that for all of them , the cosplaying at the current dod,, errr dow, is a joke). And this situation, for better or worse , given its cross global ties to Russia and other non friendlies, strikes me as bigger than trump himself or Epstein or any of the other headlines of the moment.

But man, jumping in here seems very (very) fraught. I hope to god your sources know more than the rest of us.

Happy Camper

I agree with you. when I heard about the raid was like…..WTF?

That’s why I called a couple of friends who are usually in the know when it comes to stuff like this, before I said anything.
my main source was the team medic and is exactly what you said. he would not be anyone you’d think of when you think of a seal. super friendly, talkative, calm voice, incredibly intelligent and a historian.
I don’t think I’ve ever brought up anything that he says : I don’t know.
so I’m basically trusting what he told me, bc as soon as it happened that community went active on coms. He told me who had talked too. you’d know who he is because he wrote a book about a pretty historic event.

I’m opposed to regime change but from what was told there were several things that occurred and something had reached a tipping point, and action needed to be taken.
I agree; I hope my buddies know what they’re talking about.

Brutus

Hi HC..good morning……….look, we all have our opinions and different ones at that because each of us has different sources of information that we believe in….and trust!

Some people just read information that only backs up their opinion, no matter what is put before them in the way of evidence that disproves their point….c’est la vie!
to say , “I am anti-war and anti-regime change. I have it on good word, that this was what needed to happen.
I trust the sources I have much more than Beach Grit commenters who merely hate President Trump and care more about seeing failure of the U.S. President than the freedom of Venezuelan people. so be it.
as far as Rodriguez being installed. its a temporary position until an election can be held.
to say ,”

To dismiss any criticism or alternative opinions which are based on another set of facts is pretty narrow tunnel vision.

I don’t hate Trump nor do I want to see him fail as it affects all of us……….but this whole save the Venezuelan people based on drugs and stolen oil, is just another personal whim of trump ….no plan /headlines…..and most of all a distraction from the Epstein files and now the USA’s economic performance……trump is the master of smoke and mirrors!

Chief Hot stuff

Putin is next!!
Whos with me?

deeks

Oh fuck yeah. That’s my dream right there !

Hippy

Bexy is fucking with you

deeks

Yeah probably…I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed

Chief Hot stuff

Thats two of us then, come on guys, No Kings, no Dictators? Lets goooo!!

Natalie Skurnik

Take out Herr Bibi

Chief Hot stuff

But they have elections.

Brutus

actually he’s right…it very heavy crude , expensive to refine……but plenty of it!

Capt Sensible

Listen to you cunts half of you would struggle to run a kindie garden sand pit , yet here you are talking geo politics global economies world structure and command fuck give me a break , go back to sanding out dings you kooks.

Waxingfitzgibbous

Having surfers argue international politics is a stroke of comedic genius. Bravo Derek

Bashar

Yawn

Happy Camper

You’re the best Chas…..at riling up the masses.
When I heard the news on Beach Grit, I read some of the comments and got a great laugh…then called a couple of people to get their insight. My pops is a former military strategist, and one of my best friends and business partners is a former Seal turned contract operator well connected with the intel community.
This is what I got:
President Trump removed Maduro to prevent escalation. No one on the U.S. military side was injured or killed.
the President also took Maduro because in recent years especially with the U.S. closing the border and taking away land routes, Venezuela has become an SA super highway for narcotics transportation.
The President also wants Venezuelans to be able to have fair elections without the weight of communist government military forces.
My friend told me that activity in SA is getting a bit volatile recently and Maduro’s influence is causing a lot of disruption in the region with communist supporters and cartels on one side and a rise in more conservative ideologies on the other.
Also, since the discovery of oil in Guyana, Maduro has stepped up his government’s hostility towards Guyana, with threats to annex and invade its smaller English-speaking neighbour.

Lastly, Maduro’s connection with Iran, Russia, China and other countries that wish to do harm to the U.S. will deliver a treasure trove of valuable intel. these “drug boats” often transport much more than just drugs, like terrorists and weapons that could harm America.
My buddy told me the intel on increased activity led the U.S. intel and military to determine Maduro had to go….to prevent a larger conflict.

…but then Trump sucks. he’s an idiot, right?
Happy New Year gang.

Brutus

Firstly when you get info from military sources, they are fed political justification of the game of Geopolitics…..which depending on whom is ruling and their MO.
the whole drug thing from Venezuela is just bullshit….no threat to USA…..it’s cocaine, the fent comes from Mexico.
The idea that the USA is preventing a larger conflict by taking and ruling Venezuela through colonial dogma is just that , the rise of colonialism…and USA/MAGA becoming colonialists…this wasn’t in the script 12 mths ago?

Happy Camper

You are wrong on so many levels. my friend is not a “military source”.
he is an active independent contractor with intel sources. he gave me his opinions based on his community of sources.
my pops is retired but understands how military strategies work, and he’s been involved in enough conflicts to know.

Drugs: there are over 15,000 coaine deaths annually in the U.S.
do you honestly think that the “fent” that comes into the U.S. can only be brought in through Mexico, if so you have a very narrow view of the business strategies, creativity and structure of cartels.

the U.S. is currently in control of Venezuela to gather intel and stop any uprising from Madura loyalists….and allow for the truly elected president or their elected president to take power.

you have absolutely no idea what the hell you are talking about.
HATE TRUMP! that’s how you start to develop your ignorant and uninformed opinions.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

H.c. dropping excellent scores

Hippy

Now that’s funny

“ my friend who is a defense contractor said….”

Happy Camper

I didn’t say: “defense contractor”.
learn to read

NEGATRON

Like it holds weight. So cringe, every time.

Happy Camper

hey Negs, who are your sources that help you to form an informed opinion?

NEGATRON

Various news sources that seem to be struggling to get tangable facts. So I just have an opinion, just like you. Informed opinion… dude check yourself.

Happy Camper

“News sources”? what news sources?
who you know in the news business?

Brutus

I am talking about Military strategies vs political ones….the USA is NOT in control of Venezuela , the supreme court of Venezuela just empowered their VP to become President, who has openly declared her support for Maduro….so I say to you…you have no idea what you are talking about !
I don’t hate trump , yes I see him for what he is as a someone who is just a sign/product of greed and a lust for power….he’s just more open ( not as smart) than other politicians. They are all corrupt!

Happy Camper

yep, because before he ran for President he had one of the most popular TV shows and a multi-billion $$$ real estate and development empire and now, he is one of the most hated men in America, they attacked his family, tried to steal his company(s), impeached him twice, tried him on bullshit charges, convicted hm of bullshit charges, tried to put him in jail for life, tried to destroy his company(s), tried to destroy every member of his family….and tried to kill him.
yep, greed and lust for power. that’s why he’s President.

when have you ever risked anything?

Brutus

where there’s smoke there’s fire…….you conveniently forget , all the negatives…at least we agree on one thing……his greed and lust for power was stronger than anyone elses and here we are!

Brutus

every day i take risks

pipspuss

Let’s not forget the precursor chemicals, legal and illegal largely come from China.

pipspuss

… and totally agree with the bullshit on drugs flowing in reason from Trump

deeks

That’s right! He should bomb the fuck out of northern Myanmar as well. The dirty rohingas and the Chinese making meth. Win win

munnstrosity

Happy, I’ve had my boots on the ground in Chile for the last 15 years and over the last 7 the place has become packed with Venezuelans, Most of them hardworking people who fled the shithole of Venezuela which was not too long ago, one of the richest countries in SA before Chavez and Maduro usurped power and ran it straight into the shitter. over a million have enigrated here I think. today everywhere you look they are ecstatic, euphoric and kicking off a major celebration tonight and I wish them well.

Snowbored

Nothing to do with oil.

Seriously?

Hippy

Happy has become a propagandist

“Snake oil for sale, I said Snake oil for sale”

NEGATRON

Happys got a friend that’s a ex snake oil salesman so he has an inside view to the industry. Basically shut up, he knows. Be thankful to have such insight.

Happy Camper

who you got Negs?
where’s your information come from to form your opinions?
is my father a 27 yr. military (strategist) veteran? yep.
you want to denigrate him? his service?
is my business partner a former navy seal, yes.
you want to denigrate him? you want to denigrate his service.

you want to call bullshit? call it.
you got nothing.youre just a trash talking cunt with nothing to back up what you say.
all I did was talk to people I know who know more than me….and you.
I summarized what they said and that’s that.
you say shut up?
deliver buddy. let me hear what you got, that gives you so much more knowledge and insight.

take a look at rafaeldlf on twitter.
kind of backs up everything I’m saying.

tell you what Negs. tomorrow I’ll call my business partner. I’ll have him read your posts, then I’ll ask him to call you so you can verify his bona fides. you can tell him what you think and that you think he’s bullshit. sound like a deal? totally serious!

NEGATRON

Didn’t denigrate Pops or your buddy. I called you out. My opinion in this thread is thread bare at best, more questions if anything. Certainly didn’t recycle others. I don’t care about your buddy’s bona fides nor do I need to tell him what I think nor hear what he thinks.
I’m 100% sure he’d be embarrassed that you’re being “that anonymous guy” spouting off on the internet anyway.
It’s a fresh event and only a handful of people in the World actually know what’s going on. Everyone else is just speculating, news sources are reporting on what tiny morsels they’ve been feed or found. Hence me saying both you and I don’t have an informed opinion, just an opinion.

Happy Camper

cool, so should arrange a call between you and him?
I already informed him of your comments. he’s laughing his ass off.
said he’d love to have chat with you. former surfer until hs injury in Syria, so now a boogie boarder…..which I constantly give him shit about….although we had a funny situation with his boogie boarding and a bunch of “tough” local guys. Funny how easy these guy make friends.

I honesty think you’d enjoy speaking with him. good guy with lot of great intel and super intellegent, which is why I call him when shit like this happens. not the stereotype you think of.
knows way more than any news source, and that’s why I ask what he thinks before I comment on this stuff.
Let me know. I’ll set up a chat. you can ask him how embarrassed he is of me (he knows I’m a loud mouth) or anything you want. one of the nicest guys you’ll ever chat with.
Think you’d have great chat…..and it may open your mind a bit.
let me know and I’ll set it up, then you decide if I’m full of shit.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I’d shoulder hop on that, tbh.

Hippy

Look Campy, you ask a surgeon how to fix your sore shoulder, don’t be surprised if he answers surgery

NEGATRON

Never said you’re full of shit. But after this post I am genuinely embarrassed for you. It’s the adult version of “my dads stronger than yours”

Happy Camper

this entire conversation is so stupid.
the only reason I mentioned my sources is because I have no idea why the U.S. grabbed Maduro, so before commenting I checked with some people that are usually in the know on these matters….and that’s the only reason I mentioned the sources. you and Hippy mocked me for mentioning sources as opposed to just going on here and offering bunch of options that had no basis. context is just as important as content.

I’ll back out of this cuz it’s an absolute waste of time.. thanks for the responses.

Happy Camper

has a lot to do with oil, especially the discoveries in Guyana and Maduro’s threats.
you hate Putin?…be happy with this.

Snowbored

Oh . Okay.

Sofa Surfer

Oh come on. Trump doesn’t even want the US to have free and fair elections let alone Venezuela.

Strayan Cunt

I wonder what Sasha and Lond Monty’s thoughts on the matter are?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Monty has been pretty quiet lately. Can we get an article about what happened to Monty?

Speaking of Pretty.

I am still waiting for your 50% off referral code for Sasha’s OnlyFans as you are her second biggest contributor and fan.

Strayan Cunt

I will stick it up for everyone to enjoy. Has anyone got one for Moana’s yet?

pipspuss

“JUDICIOUS, that’s what we’re all about”
WSL judges new slogan.

Capt Sensible

Im ok with the USA being the global sheriff , better than any other outfit with the global ability, tell me who would you prefer riding the white horse , China Russia Saudi Arabia ? ..

Hippy

You should edit SA out of your thought, they can’t do anything without the US

pipspuss

I seem to remember a picture of Putin riding a horse shirtless

Hippy

And he’s drowning in Ukraine

deeks
Strayan Cunt

Hahahaahahah


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