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Prince Harry gives the thumbs up after successfully threading Surf Ranch tunnel.

Prince Harry demonstrates perfect “downward balancing” at Kelly Slater’s 50k-a-day Surf Ranch

Prince Harry demonstrates that elusive, almost metaphysical state in which the body surrenders to gravity without ever yielding to it.

Put aside the tragic moral conflict of Prince Harry’s life and even the hardest heart must concede, the Duke of Sussex and fifth in line to the decaying British throne, ain’t so bad when it comes to downward balancing, as surfers call it, when riding the tube. 

The forty-one-old red-headed prodigal son of King Charles, who was a gunner on an Apache chopper during his tour of Afghanistan in 2013 and who put fatal slugs into at least 25 fundamentalist Taliban bastards, first started surfing five years ago after a gift of surfing lessons from his wife, the television actress Meghan Markle.

Prince Harry and fam had decamped from the near failed state of Britain to the polished wealthy enclave of Montecito and a short drive from Dane Reynolds’ new Chapter 11 surf store.

In earlier sessions at the Ranch, Prince Harry showed remarkable poise, something that eludes many for an entire lifetime. 

Prince Harry and the concept of downward balancing

In his latest clip, Prince Harry demonstrates “downward balancing” that elusive, almost metaphysical state in which the body surrenders to gravity without ever yielding to it.

The concept is deceptively simple: the surfer drops the center of gravity straight down through deeply bent knees, compressing the lower body like a coiled spring while keeping the spine straight and the waist unbent.

There is no forward hunch, no defensive crouch at the hips; the torso remains upright, chest proud, eyes fixed on the exit light. The knees act as the fulcrum, absorbing the wave’s chaotic energy and translating it into poise. Bend at the waist, and the balance fractures—the board wobbles, the line drifts, and the tube spits you out like an afterthought.

This posture is the secret architecture of the greatest tube rides. Kelly Slater, whose name is synonymous with barrel mastery, has long embodied downward balancing. Watch him thread Pipeline or Teahupo’o: knees compressed to near absurdity, back ramrod straight, he rides the pocket as if gravity bends to his will rather than the reverse. Nat Young, too, channels this discipline in his powerful, committed barrels—his lower body sinks low while the upper remains composed, allowing him to hold speed and line through sections that would unseat lesser surfers.

Downward balancing is more than technique; it is a kind of Zen athleticism, demanding trust in the knees to bear the load and faith that an upright core will keep the rider centered amid hydraulic fury. Master it, and the tube becomes less a gamble than a conversation—one the wave is finally willing to have.

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HamSammish

Raimana’s skills are amazing. Would offer him a HamSammish for a lesson like that in Kelly’s bathtub.

Craven Morehead

That was shit

Occy's Nostril

Wildcard for Bells…

Michael Flatlately

Is that tree-trunk-legs Nat Young? Also, I reckon Harry is John McEnroe’s son, conceived post Wimbledon triumph after party at Di’s.

c4

Hey Chas there’s a news story about a family on paddle boards that got swept out to sea near Margs.

RQ.

that’s a crazy story.

c4

Worthy of a BG article.

Brutus

maybe too much surf content!

Hippy

Never surfed one

Have no plans to

Sean Connery

My options for going to the ranch-
If SC was Rich (Hypothetical)-
Option 1- I drop 50k to have that bitch to myself.
Option 2- I drop 50k and bring only my best surfing mates and aquantances. Not all about talent but how they prestent themselves in the water day to day.
Option 3- Shelv the fucken pool and go on a multi stop surf trip for 6 months.

Going with option 3.

If SC isn’t Rich (Current Situation)
Option 1- Prince Harry or another rich person I don’t know invites me along for my personality. This is a long shot.
Option 2- A friend of a friend has a day set up and needs one more. 10 guys total. 5k . I only know the one guy and when you ask how the others surf he goes they are from palo alto. Fuck that.
Option 3- A friend of a friend of a friend has a day set up and needs one more guy to finish out the 20 person roster. $2.5k. He then tells you they are going to rent a van and are all going to carpool up there. Fuck that.
Option 4- Save the money and go on my bi yearly two week surf trip to somewhere that won’t eclipse 5k plus airfare.

Going with Option 1.

Hippy

Just go to Serena this week and introduce yourself to Harry. As you guys get along, I’ll check in on Meghan

Sean Connery

Hard pass. Is that his local? Along with Rob and Kevin. Blow in kook fest that place is.

sea2

More shekels for Derek…the SIONIST promoting Nazi SIONIsm every chance he gets..

notsurfingtoday

Cant stop wont stop

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Rich Marx

I really wish I just looked at this picture and just scrolled on without thinking about it.

notsurfingtoday

Wish i could unsee that inbred idiot kneeling and facing the camera but its all over the news. What a fuckwit.

Bless Raimana a true blue-collar celebrity wrangler.

Michael Flatlately

That is worthy of clear-cutting. Or, is poor Photoshop now the necessity for the non AI look?

notsurfingtoday

True! Guess i’m living in a post-AI reality.

deeks

Pauly would be turning in his camry

notsurfingtoday

I expect this piece of photo-crap to cause him so much indignation and disgust, he then rises from his digital grave to bless us all again with his gift.
I’ll be doing my part, posting the shittiest non-AI memes

nyc surfing golden boy

is slater or raimana in the Epstein files?

Sellme fitzgobbins

Harry should represent the UK Olympic surf team ! A positive royal family story for a change, with the thumb up as the original English shaka
(Unless it was Andrews thumb..)

@TheRealJackMeoff

That was crazy depressing to watch.

channelbottom

I can’t really throw shade, seeing as I haven’t been shacked in about 30 years.
Maybe an arse-cheek cover-up but nothing I could describe as ‘barrelled’.

Working on it…

Does body surfing count?

The Bitchy Crab

Of course!

Dogsnuts

Vision is vision brother!
XOX

Keith Grace

“Surf is where you find it” is the mantra I’ve adopted… so, hell yeah!

notsurfingtoday

Try one of those handplanes or handboards for bodysurfing, takes it up one notch

RQ.

some crew are staunch indies riders, will only hit manu when the ledge really fires up.

i only surf manu, because i am a bit creaky and lazy and can just walk off the boat ramp to head out.

RQ.

fuck, i hope Raimana gets paid A LOT, because… fucking hell.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Tough way to earn a dollar

deeks

Nahnah seriously they love eating nanas

Brutus

LOL…..fuck there’s not many of us left …especially with long locks of healthy hair……LOL…

Hippy
Brutus

yep now we have a better understanding………..bring it on…….fuck even thinking might finally go to NZ?

southern gold

I’m usually anti tourism but for you I will organise a Pōwhiri (welcome) if you come with a koha (gift) of a new custom stick? I’ve only surfed one of your boards a long time ago. It was one of Taj’s that I got off my cousin who you used to shape boards for. Will require something with a bit more volume these days.

Hippy

I get the pool critics, but let me stand in the shade over and over again with a few lateral turns.

You guys just tried to watch shit pipe.

Context.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

it’s fake mate.

like paying for sex.

you feel bad after.

deeks

Aah That’s why I feel bad all the time and poor. Thanks.Dr.Tom

Dogsnuts

If getting paid to have sex makes you feel really good?!
XOX

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Bush pig will make you feel shitty and regretfull after. A hottie hooker can make you feel like a million bucks. Eagerly visualizing the next round after payday comes.

pipspuss

Must run in the family. Recently saw a picture of Harry’s Uncle Andrew balancing on all fours. Waist was definitely bent. Sick fuck. Needs to be strung up by his bumhole and hung from the bridge.


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