“Sucks! Maybe time to tap into some books and art."
The son of sexy senior powerlifter Shane Dorian, the teen heartthrob Jackson Dorian, is reportedly in good spirits despite a collision with a Hawaiian sandbar which, in his own words, “broke the mouth.”
Jackson Dorian, a boy in his twentieth year who whose virtuosic sensibility and naturally cheeky disposition is utilised to captivating effect in his viral videos, shared the x-ray of his busted mouth to his quarter of a million fans.
“Sucks! Maybe time to tap into some books and art,” writes one fan.
While no further information was available at the time of going to press, the post and the response from the fan raises several terrific questions: is surfing still a sport worth pushing a kid into at the expense of, say, a classical education, pretty paintings, history and so on?
And does surfing complete a man or renders him incapable of much else?
Also, pivoting to daddy Shane Dorian, have you ever seen a man flirting with immortality, the steel cable legs and heavy shoulders, sleek muscles undulating under his inky skin?
The chin strong, the mouth sucky, adorable masculine tits.
Fifty four years old and yet, like those among us who feel stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread, he does not accept finity.
Further questions: are you preparing for the wildest fight of your life, that of old age, infirmity, lack of bowel control and so on?
Are you raging, as they say, against the dying light or meekly wandering into the void?
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Then you do know majority of “seppos” ain’t MAGA. And FISHER?
Sharks, overly conservative government, offshore drilling, and Fisher.
Anything to say about the current state of Australia, cunt?
They are called the coxswain you plebs
Nah homie you are what I like to call a human.
I have many issues including having a kid with struggles.
But don’t we all?
I recently learned the term that defines that, it’s called Sonder.
The realization that everyone’s life is just as complicated as your own.
We are all just bit players in each other’s movie, and keeping that close has got me through alot, including today, kind of a hard day for me.
Cheers mate keep up the good work!
so intuitive
Compensating for baldness is a bitch?
Shano need a trip to the hair farms in Turkey
Thats one optimistic fan assuming the young Dorian can read.
Where I surfed is half hour away and much bigger, even so, don’t recall calling it DoH, think I said 8’ faces. I surfed until the wind on Saturday and missed the connie except for drive byes.
Guys in town are pissed about the pro division heats on Saturday. I thought they would be ecstatic after so many shit years, but several were complaining and the Sunday guys got properly fucked. Entire heats without waves and 15 minute heats for the locals while the pro’s got much longer. Britt’s heat Sunday was flat. I shot one great heat and walked home after a buddies heat that was weak AF. He’s fuming. They all watched the swell die after Mussio blew up.
I’m 6’1” and if the wave is head high to me…..? This macho bullshit calling backs is cooked, you surf the face. Interesting that big big waves resort to that scale when Hawaiian scale is always under reported. Like doing crunches at the gym on IG, bullshit
Looksmaxxing!
All wave heights are exaggerated here. Look at a map, swell has to wrap pretty hard to get in unless it’s direct west which rarely happens.
To be fair we know where it was double overhead just down the road and probably pretty good to boot.
Barrelled doesn’t leave his house.
Friday and Saturday were pumping, you know where, but didn’t see you.
Me?
I am down here in off season land.
There were actually waves last few days but I have been hurting and only got one day in.
But that’s okay things are just starting to shape up.
I blow off more good days in one season than Socal sees in a decade.
Be down first two weeks of Abril
Funny cause I’ll be up there then, but probably chasing snow and getting some work done.
I’ll tag you in….
I try and avoid Semana Santa, crazy busy and next level borrachos, though that is always entertaining
It’s my first window of opportunity. Going to visit Astro in two weeks.
Your chances of scoring are good. Sand is looking up, and winds should be on track.
Just a heads up the road from everyone’s favorite closeout to everyone’s favorite point breaks is under a huge reconstruction, and you probably don’t want to be dealing with it when it is that busy.
Best to choose a side.
wasn’t headed there, don’t drive to the close out but I assume people do, wow. I had to at one point getting there and back.
headed north of you, this early in the season
back of my mind, I want to stay at the Princess again
Ah headed to everyones favorite table snack are ya…
The selvas are tranquilo, btw
I don’t live in Carp tranny.
You can do better than that
I’m sure it’s pumping where you do live, that’s why you rarely have time to comment on every story ever posted.
sand improved too.
Really? Most guys would be stoked if I blocked them so they wouldn’t have to listen to me while not giving up their cred.
For what it’s worth I was being a self righteous little snowflake and shouldn’t be on here if I can’t take it.
I need to work on my narcissistic and sociopathic issues elsewhere and let everyone be themselves judgement free.
But it’s all good, after all how coud I stay mad at a colourful bloke like you?
“ Did you see Shane’s Insta post today?” the trainer at the gym asks
“ this mornings post where he’s carrying rocks underwater or him flexing in the gym mirror at noon or his post lifting weights round dinner time, the man is an animal” said the body builder
“ oh i was talking about his jaw drinking the protein shake”
“ even his cheekbones are cut, did you see his tic tok last night?”
“ i heard he kills the boars with his bare hands and eats the meat like raw sashimi in the field!”
“ I missed that post, but the photo of him with the bow and arrow is dreamy”
“ You reckon he’s a top?”
“ oh for sure, all those ripping muscles would be tough to penetrate “
“ oh wait, he just dropped another post on snapchat!”
“ He’s ragging on Fausci, Shane is practically a doctor you know, according to Joe Rogan”
“ no way, his snapchat suggests collecting your semen for skin cream, no wonder he looks so good”
“ I used to swallow but must collect and shoot a post to inspire the gym”
How many best surfers in the world cam their be.?
Shane gotta be on T right? His nips are edging into gorilla territory.
Almost anybody over 40 should be taking some form of T-supplement. Whether it’s Maca powder or the gels/patches/6-week injection you’ll benefit by holding off natural aging a fair bit.
As for Shano, every single male who lifts regularly in a gym and posts photos takes proper T-replacements. 100% of them.
Think that over 10% of male, seppo, high-school students take actual gear. Probably higher in colleges and trade schools.
Weekly test prop 300mg, tren ace 75mg and a sprinkle of clen. 6 months of training 5 days a week on that and my abs looked like pool balls in a sock. Nearly lost my mind but Shane doesn’t really have one to worry about.
Everyone over 40 needs to watch out, cause too much of that and you are likely to go out with the big one.
Minimum 175mg a week.
Bugs was a cunt
Maybe you’re onto something?
You’re so giving
Bless you lad
Forget it. You won’t be finishing your stroke anywhere near your sternum
longer strokes move the most water (at least when you have an oar)!
Did he gloss himself ?? “One of the best surfers in the world,all the skills in the game”