"We know that there are some great white sharks that have been sighted around the carcass and some bull shark sightings there."
While celebrations are currently raging, across the Harbour City, after Sydneysider George Pittar single-handedly walloped the nation of Brazil at the Margaret River Pro, revelries have been restricted to land for those living in the southern bits. While it would be very common to memorialize the decimation of Gabriel Medina, et. al., with a paddle-out, Sydney-based surfers are not allowed after a sperm whale carcass washed ashore at the southern end of Era Beach
The main worry is, of course, shark attraction with secondary concerns of ships hitting the bloat seeing as it weighs 25 tons.
New South Wales National Parks and Wildlife’s royal area manager Brendon Neilly declared that the carcass was “stinking” when it washed up and added, “This is in a sort of medium to progressed state of decomposition.”
An uptick in shark activity has already been noted as the apex predators.
“We know that there are some great white sharks that have been sighted around the carcass and some bull shark sightings there,” Mr Neilly continued, adding, “We’ve been liaising closely with several of the Surf Life Saving Clubs and also Surf Life Saving Sydney to ensure swimmers and beach users are safe and the beaches in that location are currently closed.”
What a rip off.
The World Surf League, for its part, moves north of Sydney, to the magnificent Gold Coast for stop number three on the Championship Tour, which kicks off in just four days.
Exciting days, overall, even if glum for some.
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RIP Otto’s bumhole!
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Do they try to find your prostate? Asking for a friend.
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Otto definitely runs to lawyers.
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Haha, my adequate wang helped achieve a simultaneous climax with a cute young lady friend last night ! First time in ages! Not that I am a selfish lover.
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Gina Reinhardt has moved to the east coast.
Well that just ruined all your chances of a NORMAL cunt going anywhere near your sticky couch
Hahaha fuck.
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You wanna be careful there ya CUNT.
The Haka will fold most.
Just remember who built the scaffolding on your jobsite too…
a Blind Mullet?
Seen plenty of those from some degenerate fuckwits.
No wonder they don’t wear Undies under their boardies
Otto might have a punchers chance against me given his stated willingness to gun a man down, and I wouldn’t put it past him to bring a firearm to a fisticuffs engagment. I’m not going to discount that. So I think we just need to have a drinking contest.
Ooh Aah George Pittar, i say, Ooh Aah George Pittar
Ooh Aah George Pittar, i say, Ooh Aah George Pittar
Dude would be kicked out of an English Football stadium starting such a lame chant. Guess the standard over there is pretty low with the cringeworthy Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, Oi x3.
Wotchoo torkin’ ’bout Willis ?
It’s the chorus of the historically famous Cricket song about Glenn McGrath, and quite surprising it hasn’t already been re-released with different verses about George Pittar…
I fuckn hate Cricket.
But we only had two TV Channels and for days on end it was Cricket. We even played the board game
I Fuckn hate it.
I played it as a kid, and excelled at both Batting and Bowling and got Icypoles as a reward.
I know all the rules, and all the heroes and what grit sandpaper to use on the leather
Stand out in the SUN, ALL DAY for nothing
I would rather just sit in a full Snappper lineup than EVER play Cricket again…..
Go stay on Strayans couch Negatron
It would make for an epic writeup
and…..if he’s still standing…ruuuunnnnnnn
I doubt Com will show. Otto is the jbg of the grit no scayad brah
I’m sure it’s a feisty porpoise!
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They’re still in foreplay stage. Otto will eventually roid rage, though. As dependable as the WSL fucking up surf contests.
Amazing proportions to anatomy. Look how teeny tiny the lower jaw is (was).
I’ve been camping on the backside of Yosemite the past few days missing Finals Day completely yet feeling as if I missed nothing. Currently with cell reception at a local bar where they’re serving Merrick Lager. Why didn’t they name it Merrick Logger? Just sayin’.
you hike Half Dome?
Not today. Hoover Wilderness.
And your first priority upon getting back to civilization is to comment on BG. Right on.
I thought everyone checks BG while they’re taking a dump?
Hey man, do you create the Badges?
I think they hold some form of respect.
When can I get a proper one?
Crayfish are a “Bottom Feeder”
You could give that to half the crew here
Haha
And yes I wrote this sitting on the toilet
No no no, I take a dump while I check bg.
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Dooty calls.
Little breezy?
Windburnt.
How are the crowds this time of year?
3 days of light snow so lite crowds.
Thanks for the invite
They should just blow it up.
Back when I was ThatDeadWhaleAtTrestles I could lure in all sorts of great white sharks. Now? Just Com Turren. Not great, probably white, but at least a shark.
I’ll be the first to admit I have a habit of taking the “when people say moronic shit” bait.
Does your wife ever win an argument?
Does yours?
She’s my wife, she wins EVERY argument.
Did I throw you off by saying “wife”? Maybe you’re married to a dude. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. So, does your husband ever win an argument?
what makes you think I am married, to a woman or otherwise?
Well, I guess cause I tried to give you more credit than me labelling you an “INCEL”.
but what makes you think I am celibate?
Cause you’re here year-round, pretty much every day.
but if that’s the metric, you apparently aren’t getting any sugar all that often yourself.
We’re all here b/c of Dogsnuts bum.
Hola!!
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I’m gone half the year. Pretty much August through December. For an attorney you sure don’t pay much attention to detail.
He’s not billing by the comment, Otto.
You and Com Tureen are such an ambiguously gay duo
Does a fellow man grabbing your erect 3 inches threaten your masculinity, Otto? Do you secretly wish to feel stubble against your chin as a man tongue explores your mouth? If Occy could do it, so can you.
we all can still have beers at Larry’s to hash it out.
you don’t sleep with your wife for half the year? For a retired security guy, you sure don’t do your husbandly duty with sufficient detail.
Got a little pedo island on the go hey?
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Beachfight.com!
Tower9.com
How is season two of fake assassination attempts you simp douche?
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You seem to know way too much about fake.
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=KtGl0NTINPY5wDPr
Fake news. We have the best fake news, we have the highest ranking pedo’s also.
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Are you supportive of these assassination attempts? Bothered by the lack of success?
amazing how similar Cole Allens manifesto is, to many of the commenters comments on Beach Grit.
Haha ripper.
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You used to cry a lot more, I miss it.
Trump popularity way down. Otto low profile these days
talk bout missing, will ricardo wc in the nz comp?
Trials were last weekend. He wasn’t there.
somebody needs to dive in to that putrid carcass and harvest the ambergris, c’mon ya cunts haven’t ya read Moby Dick?!?!?!?!
How about that Nosferatu coward motherfucker Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a human shield last night though?
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Musk is having another child?
exactly what a buddy of mine said😂
or was it an excuse to grab her booby??
Or her moot hole
upvote for use of the word “moot”
Moot ha, more strayan than strayan.
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While grabbing her tit, no less. Rumor is that Otto is (1) trying out for the Secret Service; and (2) creating a Red Dawn like bounty hunter group at his Montana shack to go after ANTIFA terrorists.
If Obama had a son, he’d look like Cole Allen
did you read his manifesto ?
kind of terrifying if you ask me. not some stream of consciousness, barely coherent nonsense. a man with a plan and articulable reasons. but here we are. you Aussies gonna have petrol down there 6 weeks from now? Not sure if my trip I’m taking next month is even happening on account thereof.
yeah looks like no problems as our PM is out there doing deals with Japan/Singapore/India etc….they need our raw materials so we will have no problems with Pertol/Gas…or get an electric rental??
where are you visiting?
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Nah nah, he was using the baby as a shield.
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