Tyres deflated, sinister notes left on windshields and jetski theatre!
A weekend foil contest in that prettiest of Australian surf towns, South West Rocks, also notable for hosting the country club where surf star Chris Davidson was killed in a one-punch assault, has turned the joint upside down after locals went on a bit of a heater, deflating competitors’ tyres, leaving threatening notes and, in a wonderful piece of theatre, launching a balaclava-wearing man on a jet-ski to deliver warnings to competitors mid-heat.
Last weekend, y’see, 100 competitors in the fast-growing sport of foiling, where men and woman glide god-like above the waves, descended on this small coastal town on New South Wales’ Mid North Coast for three days of competition.
The event, held May 8 through May 10, called Foilfest 2026, brought foilers and their families to the sheltered waters of Trial Bay.
Then someone drained the tyres.
While competitors’ vehicles were parked at Gap Beach, several returned to find their tyres deflated and notes left on their windscreens.
The messages were not welcoming.
Then, man on a jet-ski approached competitors wearing a balaclava and issued threats of “ramifications” before accelerating away.
No one called the cops, which is pretty cool, I think.
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Get the QS on the tourism money and really push that tour then have the CT on the subscription.
It’s just a wave, not my child.
Six of one, half dozen of the other.
I guess we will see no high performance surfing then. Oh well, bring on Rio!
same here.
I can watch rec surfers flub turns.
The frustration they feel when they haven’t figured it out makes for great viewing.
plenty opportunity out there, Gabe going to light it up I reckon.
Pomer will do anything for $$.
Foiling and failing has a symbiotic feel to it.
had an interesting convo today w/ a guy who told me he learned to surf at 36 while spending a few weeks on Kauai — then lived a couple months on the big island, then another couple on Maui, found people to take him out at every spot , now looking to get some whenever he can.
unrelated, he played football at an SEC school and then in the NFL. Is 6ft 8inches, played at 270lbs, probably around 260 now.
Did not call him a VAL.
Looking to sign him up for all my future surf trips, never know when you might need some muscle in the lineup , plus he’s pretty stoked on it all so won’t be nearly as whiny as this crowd
It’s the only way we might get a tour in all a+ waves. Unless of course Surfing trends again and the industry goes ballistic. (which I don’t really want to happen}
Everyone crying about Manu but it looks like a good challenge.
I enjoy watching the pros navigate difficult shit.
It’s a super “fun” high performance wave. Some sick barrels yesterday too.
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Is that Manu, Whale Bay, or Indies?
Manu.
Indies is real
looks like that initial ledge section stands up then it goes to a slopey, sectiony shoulder with weird fat sections that make even pro surfers look like they are stuck in second gear.
Which is why the judges will be so important.
They might pay 1 or 2 big turns on the outside on basically close-outs.
If that is the case, we will hardly see the entire wave ridden.
Surf for the contest will be completely different than what we’re seeing currently. (Which is akin to a fresh junky south swell at Lennox) It certainly ain’t going to be flash start, but small Manu is fun as to surf.
Surfers will sent a text from the Head Judge on the morning or eve of the contest, but there’ll be nothing new or of interest to report. Whoever exceeds the imagination of whats about to happen on a wave will get good scores. It’s not like they say “we will be rewarding round house cut backs because it’s fat” then punish those that don’t do roundhouses.
You’ve missed my point.
Not to worry, I may be wrong anyway.
We’ll see what transpires.
90% of all the footage of Manu Bay so far that I’ve seen looks similar.
I’m yet to see one of these small, super rippable days.
I have a funny feeling that Luana Silva might not be leading after this event
Homo-chariots is what we called jetskiers about 20 yrs ago when I was forced to bottle at least one for speeding past too close while I was dinghy fishing.
And homo-chariots is what I call them today (unless they’re being used for a life/community saving purpose in an emergency, obviously).
Am yet to meet a foiler (without substances and a lighter) in real life, though can imagine they’re similar or worse…
P.S.
Maybe it was Willem Powerfish, or a FIFO bogan with an LV ski-mask tattoo.
Homo-chariots. Lmao. I am under the assumption that 99% of foilers do it because thats the only way they can get a wave.
You’ll be back.
They always come back.
Didn’t even last an hour.
That’s what she said
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is this from Diehard 2 ?
Where is Strider????? Concern for welfare. Whos gunna sit in the shallow end of the wave pool and commentate.?
Range rovers tyres let down easily enough
Most of those dumb cunts wouldn’t know they’re driving on 3 flats
Thank fuck you have not commissioned a Graphic Novel
We need the ASP 90’s Novel. Unsensored would be a best seller. Sarge, Herring, Occy, any cunt know how to write a book???
We will prevail. God bless WSL & Joey Turdpel. This next comps gunna be an absolute shit show. Hopefully heat losers have to do one round in the the ring from some cunt from the Mongrel Mob. ” look that up Joe”
Cage fight with Tyler and 14 inchers. I’m the bookie
Yes!!!! Double dong hammers. Think Pyzel is shaping her a thick 8 incher. Shapers challenge might get interesting
Ar yes my fine cunt. We did a trip through Mexico in the 90’s. 5 guys a fucked up van we bought in the States much fun and mayhem. We what would now be called bullied, harrassment and possibly sexually assualted each other the entire trip to much fun & delight. Non of us have PTSD or court cases pending. Life long mates. And very few photos to prove it. NO LIKES. The worlds gone to the soft cunts…