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Man belted by FlowRider. Pictured here in happier days.

“Acute Fear of Surfing” Man sues resort for 650k after wave pool collision

The resort said it had "no direct knowledge of how the accident occurred as none of its employees saw it occur."

A collision on one of Lochtefeld’s epic FlowRiders at a Cornwall resort has left an experienced surfer with a rare nerve condition and, he says, a lingering fear of the sport he once loved to hell.

And, so, he is suing the resort for half-a-mill pounds or 650k in Americano dollars.

The surfer was using the FlowRider at the Retallack Resort and Spa near St. Columb Major in July 2022 when he collided with another rider.

His face and skull struck the floor of the pool.

The surfer said the impact caused a severe hyperextension injury to his neck, stretching key nerves in what is known as a “stinger”. He immediately saw a vivid white flash, felt pain down his right side and lost feeling in his right arm for about 40 minutes.

The injury later developed into what his lawyers describe as chronic burner syndrome, a condition marked by burning pain, numbness and tingling radiating from the neck. He says the condition has left him with numb fingertips in both hands, compromising his manual dexterity and causing him to regularly drop objects.

Like, yike!

“He finds that working for long periods of time at the computer increases his symptoms of neck and right trapezius pain,” his barrister told the court. “This limits his productivity and ability to maintain focus at work.”

The surfer says he struggles to drive, developing arm pain after about 30 minutes behind the wheel, and suffers disturbed sleep every night. Turning his neck to the right brings on shooting nerve pain that can last for days, his lawyers said.

The accident, and this is the big one, I think, and worth the cash, left him with an “acute fear of surfing.”

He is suing Away Resorts Ltd., which owns the property, alleging the company was negligent in failing to control how many people were using the wave machine at once.

Away Resorts has admitted breach of duty over the accident but disputes both the severity of the injuries the surfer describes and the size of the payout he is seeking.

In its written defense, the resort said it had “no direct knowledge of how the accident occurred as none of its employees saw it occur.”

A little background on the FlowRider.

In 1987, Tommy Lochtefeld, whom we all know and love from these pages, sold his share in a bunch of theme parks for two million dollars and used that cash, as well the sale of his beachfront joint at La Jolla for 950k to create a standing wave, called Flowrider, that ended up being installed in over 200 joints in thirty-five countries.

Tommy sold the tech in 2014 and henceforth shifted his focus onto his Surf Loch pools.

Wavepool king Tom Lochtefeld on his Palm Springs Surf Club Miracle!
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Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago

Your like that new co-worker that just started and is instantly overly comfortable.

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
2 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

So many forced smiles to placate

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

I just find it bizarre that hes a seppo but tries to sound Strayan, very odd character

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

If that’s the case I’m sure I’m guilty as well

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Wow. That MF is american?!

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Mentally ill, fucked up tweaker

deeks
deeks
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

You called…oh …her

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
2 months ago

Cant sue a wave , but you can sue a wave pool company , surely the ticket has a non liability clause in the invisable print. If not then suck it up wave pool company.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 months ago

Has to be a saffa with that name.

Occy's Nostril
Occy's Nostril
2 months ago

For the love of god give this cunt Shane Dorians phone number. He will rebuild him…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 months ago
Reply to  Occy's Nostril

Shoot some steroids up his bumhole.
Xox

deeks
deeks
2 months ago

“He finds that working for long periods of time at the computer increases his symptoms of neck and right trapezius pain,”
GET A REAL JOB YA FUCKING PUSSY CUNT

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago

Is the Weird Seppo League still going or have they packed it in for the year? Primetime at the moment for Indo, the Maldives, Fiji, Tahiti, J bay and so on so seems more than a little strange to not be holding events?

I honestly thought the last one was that snoozefest at El Sleepador then remembered they had that one in Brazil and honestly can’t even remember who won hahaha. Is the next one the cut or the final five? I just hope the cunts have come up with a good half time show and a theme tune if they start back up any time soon

Trev
Trev
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Tahiti next then Fiji. We’ve waited all year for this and it’s almost here. World Cup can fuck off, this is what we have been waiting for

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Trev

I am missing a good event live chat like you wouldn’t believe and Chopes is going to be like all my Christmas’s coming at once hahaha

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

I’m wanting to train up on my ability to consume the devils lettuce so I can watch a hell day of Chopes completely lit up ha.
Xox

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

It is important to have goals in life mate. I am going to see how many VB tallys its possible to consume in a day whilst watching Chopes!!

Trev
Trev
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Me too. All the political arguments on the page at the moment is getting a bit dull. More surf talk, less surf adjacent please.
I’ll start you off. You’re on GC right? Or close by, and have access to some great shapers. Whose boards do you like?

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Trev

I am mates with Luke from LSD so only ride his boards and have done for around 20 years now and absolutely love em. Rode some of Darrens and Jasons when I was younger and couldn’t get used to either of em

Trev
Trev
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

I like the look of the LSDs and was tempted to buy one when we’re in Yamba a few years back for a holiday.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Trev

They’re soooooo fucking good mate, never had a dud!!

deeks
deeks
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Hopefully Andy C has got his predictive text sharpened up and ready to go. Fire 🔥

Barnycle
Barnycle
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Soy soy won. Her first.

Have some respect, ya nub!

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago

I will never ride a flowrider or wave pool. Not because I’m scared of em but because they’re for massive shit cunts who don’t have a Scooby-Doo

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Crazy fun, bruz.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago

Sorry Dez but theres too many things I despise about them that just ensure I will never get to experience “the rush” mate

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 months ago

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP DEZZA !

Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Lost my youngest at a waterpark once. Found him in the flowrider wearing a big grin. He was so happy, I couldn’t even be mad at him. Surfing opportunities are slim to none around here!

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Sofa Surfer

Oh I get it and as a theme park ride I have zero problem with them, and the same for well priced ones for surfers who may live in areas where people who love surfing can go have some fun.

My problem comes when I am supposed to give a flying fuck about pro surfers doing jumps in them or the WOZ decide to put a slavepool on the tour schedule, absolutely fuck that corporate sellout bullshit!!

I could go on massive Friday knockoff semi pissed rant about the very many issues I have about them but will just leave it right there hahaha

Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Oh, I agree with you. I hate the pool comps – especially the slave pool. But for the landlocked, it’s great fun!

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Sofa Surfer

Hunner percent!!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

You ever seen a real rollercoaster? And not one of those itty bitty ones ya got down there. Like a real rollercoaster.

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
2 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

He’d probably hurt his neck looking up and around so excited and a couple flies in his mouth gaping

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago
Reply to  BograilCutback

Ohhh.. He gapes hard fo sho.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

I am too scared of heights to go anywhere near one mate.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Me too

pipspuss
pipspuss
2 months ago

I wonder what family get-togethers are like?

Blowin
Blowin
2 months ago
Reply to  pipspuss

Like a bag of Tom cats.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago
Reply to  pipspuss

Strained!

pipspuss
pipspuss
2 months ago

In the words of my dearly departed father….” Quit your bitchin’, I’ve cut my dick worse than that”.

Blowin
Blowin
2 months ago
The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago

You could buy a pretty good biz, laundry maybe, get other people to work etc, passive dollars etc.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 months ago

Haha. Get a laundry and wash money with it.
Xox

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago

Yeah, whose sister? Wait, the crazy climate gal, Greta! Am I yes?

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 months ago

You definitely aren’t a moderator. The farkin deleting and restarting account shitshow is out of line.

Blowin
Blowin
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

You ever tried not whining about things beyond your control?

Not a piss take, more a genuine attempt to help you help yourself. Imagine yourself in your forefather’s shoes….homeless and destitute. Knee deep in snow. Bare scraps of clothing the last bastion between yourself and waking up frozen to death. Your hobo mate strides out of the gloom and presents you with your first meal in three days and you say

“It better not be more fucking rabbit!”

https://youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo?si=_t2RjgPYddr3gEqu

Brutus
Brutus
2 months ago
Reply to  Blowin

ever try backing up your mouth, LOl….as you do have control!

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 months ago
Reply to  Blowin

Never thought about and won’t now either. You ever thought about not being a narcissist?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Oh who has been deleted? I ain’t lifted a dang finger except to remove the nassy stuff about someone’s wife.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
2 months ago

Derek I actually want to say thank you and congratulate you on the fine job you are doing as a moderator. Yeh theres shit on here I don’t agree with but I read every comment and it gives me a little insight on how surfers from all over this wonderful planet are really feeling about the subjects that come up.

Free speech is about seeing and hearing about all manner of things and opinions and sure as fuck isn’t about just keeping things in an orderly line and manner. Good on you mate for sticking to your principles and keeping here as the last place for surfers all across the globe to speak freely and openly, respect to you sir

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
2 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Can you get your nose any farther up there?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Are you a control freak IRL?

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 months ago

It’s a simple fact cunt, IRL.

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 months ago

idk, I’d save a lot of money and spend far less time arguing with all you goons if I became afraid of surfing

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Let’s be real, you’d sue for 10x that amount.

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Personally, no. If I were a personal injury attorney, perhaps. But I cannot debase myself on such frivolities.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Yeah but what would you do with the money? Gay shit.
Xox

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 months ago
Reply to  Com Turren

I can’t even imagine what your spray job allowance for the year is.

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 months ago

Remember these gems?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Blowin
Blowin
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Epic movies.

Keep your eyes peeled on this fella :

https://youtube.com/@vintagesurfmoviestv?si=2Vkwe_D-A3gnmFnd

He’s only just started but dropping a vid or two every day. Reckon you’ll see a lot of your old favourites on there before long.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Remember The Hole? Ooowee.


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