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I also trashed my shoulder with a bunch of scrapes — really deep, kind of hamburger cuts. So long story short, I'm out of the water for the next seven days and focusing on other things.

“Life is short” Tributes pour in for Shane Dorian after near-fatal wipeout

"I was surfing a heavy wave here in Indonesia, went over the falls, hit the reef incredibly hard on my head."

The world’s sexist over-50, surfer Shane Dorian, has revealed his days on this precious orbiting ball were nearly ended recently when he wiped out during a vacation to Indonesia’s Mentawai Islands.

Dorian, fifty-four but presenting as younger, 52 maybe, has appeared in these pages regularly for his advice to older men suddenly struck with the decline of their surfing.

Two weeks ago, Dorian taught the joys of men hip-gaping.

To lose Mr Dorian, therefore, a man whose breasts are so firm they prop up his wetsuit jacket as if it contained two apples, would be a tragedy on multi levels.

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As he explained to his myriad fans,

Life update. Little something different today.

I have four staples in the back of my head — I don’t know if you can see them. I ran into the reef. I was surfing a heavy wave here in Indonesia, went over the falls, hit the reef incredibly hard on my head, and also trashed my shoulder with a bunch of scrapes — really deep, kind of hamburger cuts. So long story short, I’m out of the water for the next seven days and focusing on other things.

The other things he refers to is the importance of a strong as hell body to withstand the blows.

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Anyway, it got me reflecting on last year, when I was here in Indonesia and surfed pretty much every day. I was surfing pretty good, but I was only surfing once a day.

This year has been really different. For those who follow this page, you’ll know I was doing a six-week ramp-up of surf conditioning. What that looked like exactly: a lot of cardiovascular work, VO2 max training. I was doing rotational work — spine stability training. I was also strengthening my back, my mid back and lower back, the muscles that hold you up as you’re paddling. I worked hard to get those a lot stronger, and it paid off.

I’ve been here for over a month, and for most of that month the waves have been a mixed bag but really fun. Most days I surfed twice a day — two to two and a half hours in the morning, the same in the afternoon — then some mobility work that night, and I’d go again the next day, same thing. Back-to-back days of double sessions. There’s no chance I could have done that last year. The big difference for me was training.

So I guess my message is: if you’re 18 years old and you surf every day, disregard this message completely — it’s not for you. If you’re not 18, if you live somewhere the waves aren’t that good, if you’re busy with kids or your career and can’t surf five days a week — this message is for you. And if you have an important surf trip you’re working toward and saving for, make that trip a whole lot better by training for it.

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Remember, added Shane Dorian, Life is short.

Do you think life is short or is it dragging on a little too much for you?

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tide pod

life is boardshort

Tom House

Oh no, only surfing once a day. The horror. Shut the fuck up Shane, you’ve literally never had a job in your life, dude.

Panda's sack rash

As of now, I like Kelly more than this prune

Low wide stinkbug stance

Shouldn’t his advice have been… Wear a helmet?

KRIS

Nothing. Repeat. Nothing is as tedious and excruciating, as saving and training for an Indo. boat-trip, intent on surfing ya brains out, only to discover your fellow passengers are piss-head kooks!
Dante’s inferno does exist.

Occy's Nostril

Always screen your fellow passengers…….

KRIS

Thanks Captain Obvious.

Occy's Nostril

Your welcome…

KRIS

… here, a short clip of Gerr riding an eclectic mix of sleds, as reward.
Have a nice day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Capt Sensible

Training what is that ?

KRIS
Rich Marx

I’m bad at reading subtext but the story under the story here is that Dorian has hired a competent digital marketer out of a field of thousands of hucksters and bs’ers.

Too bad the userbase of this website is worthless to advertisers because whoever is running Dorian’s social media campaign behind the scenes is sophisticated enough to pay for for this coverage.

snapper

Don’t matter what our limited minds think. Earthly Life ain’t short or draggy…facts are we all in eternity now. Which side will you be on…..

Sellme fitzgobbins

So show us the ” heavy wave” ?
Anybody can kook out and get cut up on the reef , why does an ex pro surfer feel the need to tell the world on instagram?

FL Skunk Ape

Both

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Last trip to G-land in 50’s- surfed twice or thrice a day, sank Bintang’s all night and took on all-comers on the ping pong table and never lost a game.

how do I package up and sell?

Hippy

you play pong?

Stick man

“My brother and me used to play it down at the bar
Taking money from guys more used to the playing of cards…”

Low wide stinkbug stance

I like your taste in music Frank.

deeks

tthis is the central ssscrrutinizer

Phil's Wart

I am pong.

Rocks local

Dora would have whipped your ass

Occy's Nostril

Table tennis. A bit less gay.

Trev

Life isn’t short, it’s the longest thing you’ll ever do

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Like a sock full of walnuts..

Cousin Smedley

Kandui’s?

Sellme fitzgobbins

Kuta reef

Strayan C

Shaneo’s pecs were like rocks and his nips could cut glass
But who the fuck goes on a surf trip and goes on a fast
Just try ta get coned and drink heaps of piss
If you’re gunna be a shit cunt just give it a miss

Strayan Cunt, half pissed on a Thirsty Thursday July 2026

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

It rhymes, it makes sense.

Thats a solid 7 all day every day.

Beef & Beer

Let’s see what Bondi’s famous local nurse-shark ‘Norman’ has to say about Shane’s latest surfing injuries.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
As usual, Norman’s Wisdom is legendary…

deeks
Stick man

Shane Heroin.

Occy's Nostril

This cunts had too many supplements and turned into a flog.. Imagine his post surf recovery is a circle jerk meditation session with Kelly & Koa. Us mere mortals just suck down a gut full of Bintangs and talk shit.

Phil's Wart

Add nauseum .

Occy's Nostril

Wearisomely but true…

Sean Connery

Me- Hey guys.. Forecast looks shit the next few days. Lets have a few pints aye?
Them- Nah… I am gonna go to bed and read.

Dogsnuts

Are they steroid nipples? Or just a diamond hard nip lord naturally?
Xox

Rocks local

creatine nips here

@TheRealJackMeoff

Not sure why but come away watching that with the impression he is miserable inside.
Maybe he needs to go on an old mans trip where the waves are head high and user friendly, drop the training for a month and focus on taking it easy.
Age and mortality nothing to get hung up over…

Stick man

seriously…take some of those stickers of your board for starters. Shit.

Abscessed Llama

took guts to type that.. upvote sir

Strayan C

A week of gaping coming up?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Midnight tent pop ups…


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