“It was like an old television slowly coming on when I started to make out the wave. My whole body was shaking."
The Korean-Australian surfer Sam Yoon, whom you previously met on these pages two years ago when he was found unconscious at Jaws, his lights turned off after he lost an edge on a thirty-footer, has made a glorious return to the winner’s circle with a ride called “the most unexpected barrel you’ll see today.”
Yoon, fifty or thereabouts, who is famous for riding his self-shaped twin-fin guns, was filmed during the recent, like current, run of swell on the Gold Coast.
We see Yoon crouched deep, catching rails hither and thon, successfully run through a series of not-so-easy sections, his eyebrows raised in a mild astonishment at the feat.
No holes in this bitch’s fishnets, as they say on the streets.
Comments lit up.
That was fucking mental! Absolutely pinned the ears back
Crouching Tiger hidden dragon
Homeboy surfing/looking like a RICK GRIFFIN CARTOON!!!!
Kidman told Yoon’s story in Surfer eight years back.
The passage below details Yoon’s first taste of Jaws.
In the winter of 2011, Korean-Australian shaper Sam Yoon was on the island of Kauai, living out of his van with his wife, Ecco, and their two young children, Moana and Reno. One day a text came through from Jaws paddle-in pioneer Lyle Carlson. “Friday Jaws” was all it said.
Two days later, Yoon and his family were making camp on a bluff in an abandoned pineapple field that overlooks Jaws’ fabled reef. “It was night and we could hear the wave breaking,” Yoon recalls. “The whole family was nervous. Ecco knew I was planning to surf, and the kids didn’t know what was happening, but they could feel how tense we both were.”
Before dawn the next day, Yoon made his way across the lava boulders that cradle Pe’ahi. He was carrying a heavy single-fin gun he’d shaped in his backyard in Tugun, Queensland. He watched as another surfer picked his way across the rocks and jumped off, and then Yoon hurriedly followed. “I didn’t want to wait and watch,” Yoon explains. “I think the longer you watch, the more scared you get.”
The ocean was black and the channel was empty when Yoon caught his first wave. “I couldn’t see anything,” says Yoon. “It was like an old television slowly coming on when I started to make out the wave. I just hoped I would make the drop. My whole body was shaking. It was like surfing a wave in my dreams.”
And over at Surfing World, and shortly after the wipeout when the memory of it still loomed vivid, Yoon described the almost tragedy thus:
“I fall almost like falling from a coconut tree. Then I thought I was just going to relax, and it’ll just be like another wipeout with a bit more violence. But the moment I hit that the face of the wave, instantly, like a lightning struck my body. The neurosurgeon said to me later, my spine might have snapped, and when my spine snapped, your body’s natural reaction is your nerves, they shut down. Your arms and legs get really hot, especially your arms and your thumbs get hot. And like, fucking, you no can move. It’s like, paralysed. So, after the shock when I land, I felt like the most peaceful feeling ever. I knew that my spirit has left the body, just real quickly. If that was death, I was talking to myself and saying, ‘Sam, don’t worry. Just take the ride.’”
The real story here is that this dude found a girl willing to camp in a van or in a pineapple field with their two young kids so he can risk his life to catch waves. Now the question is whether or not this girl posts live laugh love style word diarrhea on her insta story while he’s in the water because if not she’s a 10/10
things may have changed if he ran up a proper bill in the US healthcare system .
Yoon only live once!
Yoon ever know until you go…
Sick tuberide! His boards are wild , ridden by maniacs
Sooo I’ve found out Pooncy is from Oceanside and has a cunt that smells like a dumpster that hasn’t been emptied in 10 mths. That’s right ladies and gentlemen…Pooncy is a slag
Thats it boys I am now finally done with The Superwank cuz it has reached a level of being so out of control the rage is just too much. Rocked off this arvo and it was just fucking chaos with fucking clueless cunts everywhere ignoring any laws of the lineup and collisions or close calls happening all over.
Finally get a good one, am just coming out of a quick pit and eyeing up the next section when all of a sudden some absolute cunt just drops in and takes both me and him out. We get tangled up, go over the falls and underwater I am just seething. Come up and now knowing we live in strange times where I cant unleash some physical justice on him I just calmly tell him what an absolute fuckwit he is, punch out two of his fins and catch some whitewater to the beach and come home.
Fuck the Superwank, fuck the Goldy, fuck Gaylanders in general and they can shove their tins of warm, piss weak beer straight up their bum holes the fucked cunts!!
Take it out on the bamboo
Hahahahaha honestly mate I’m not even angry cuz I’m just numb to it all up there now. I’m just going to start heading south for bigger swells and start hassling Longy from now on cuz that cunts a Gaylander anyway hahahaha
shit down here mate.
Haha caaarn mate ya cant fool me cuz I only live 40 minutes up the coast and the next time it gets good and has warmed up I’m coming downing there and burning any cunt I see in cheap, shitty looking cammo boardies.
You’ll know its me cuz I’ll be wearing a Blues jersey with “GET THAT UP LONGY CUNT” written across the back hahahaha
sorry mate, I’m blind in one eye and deaf in the other ear.
So I won’t see you or hear you.
Oh my, SC, I fear you have forsaken your resolve. Rally, Sir! Was the empire built on retreat? No Sir, return and conquer in the name of King and Country. Be not dismayed by the scuttling blackguards of those northern climes. Prevail, Sir Prevail!
Haha yes. I had the sooks on today and this is magnificent.
Xox
the superbank appeals to the worst of our human impulses
Worth it but for the couple good ones I have in the memory bank
Dear SC, I thought you would be a sick cunt to catch up with for a few beers but unfortunately not from far north NSW so that kinda counts out like everyone else that’s not from far north NSW…
I will now go have a disappointment wank and drown my sorrows
Superbank- Thanks for coming. We will see you next week.
Pooncy likes to talk about himself. You fuck animals hey.
Sam is the man. He showed me all the lineups at a tricky Kauai outer reef when I first moved to the islands. Locals all were tripping that I was already getting outside chip ins after surfing it a few times. All thanks to Sam.
Nice wave. Some dumb choices. Though he’s the one getting slotted at Kirra despite them, and I’m here on my laptop laying on my stomach with my legs in the air behind me like a teenager in a early 2000’s coming of age movie, so who’s the loser?
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This might need to be my new avatar
You changed it!! hahaha
I say what I mean and I mean what I say <3
Remember hes bald mate!!
Can’t have it all!
Your hair?
Ba-dum tssss! 🥁
Omg 😆
Xox
Full length wetsuit in Queensland????
happens, air can get nippy
It’s fucking freezing up here at the moment!!
Haha mate under no circumstances come down to Victoria any time soon!! Swell pumping but water fucking cold!!!!
Too long a wait between sets too. Imagine being stuck waiting for a bomb next to him. He’d be crapping on about missing Mindy’s hand shandies for 20 mins
Haha ya big poof.
Xox
Sammy is a mad cunt..Id let him pack ya missus
Terrible gossip columnist
Bill Gates calls it, the black vaxx, and he hates it cause its free.
What a white cunt.
They should give Ke11y’s Chopes spot to JJF. He’s right there.
When he was broke kickboxer he hung around kfc and ate leftovers from the bin, but peeled the skin off to just get the protein and anibiotic benefits.
And he built america!!
no he doesn’t
I guess it would depend what race they is
But hes black and a victim of historic injustice!! And other stuff!!!
Whose the new mod cunts?
One of my 5/10 comments on the Andy scale got pulled
Somebody better come clean, cause Andy C’s gonna cut their pussy off and smear it on the wall.
Cock rot crossed the line!
Part of one of mine got deleted too bruz?
After dabbling in the juice a few times I don’t really think it’s for me anymore, the training, the stress, the day, nah, on all levels these guys are on a different plain.
Xox
No just take on the time honoured role of mitigating multiple troll accounts most of them yours oxox
You stupid cunt why are we back to three people commenting though endless avatars..
Fuck off do your job cunt
My job is leading by example and being the change you want to see in the world.
Xox
Well we are waiting .. oxox
Ok keep washing your nuts in that lotion big boy
Says every cunt with a shiny new badge …
A man looking for love and can’t be fucked with scary waves… I see you. You just want to wiggle those petite hips!
It’s true! I think if have a few confidence building surfs align I may have a dig but I had a string of nightmare scenarios in succession.
Xox
Yeah but you’re alive yeah?
Yes but you get enlightened to how bad things can get very quickly.
Xox
Fair enough. The ocean can be weally scawy!
Meanwhile
The Gritty Beach News breaks the big story
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“TGBN, fast, reliable surf adjacent media”
Can my publication subcontract out your graphic artist? We have an important and technical job coming up.
any word on the Tate brothers getting picked up today?