"You're not even big, dude. Twenty percent body fat on you. Twenty percent body fat."
A family of beachgoers‘ gorgeous Independence Day picnic at Malibu has turned sour after a Malibu local went to town on ‘em after it was suggested he might wanna pick up his trash.
In a video that has subsequently gone viral, and which you can enjoy below, the handsome blond man, titties like attack dogs, vape clutched in paw, responds poorly to the suggestion he don’t dirty the Bu.
The sons are fat faggots, he says, and the mama, he says, has failed at parenting.
“Why you’re acting like a fag bro? And you’re videoing this shit bro? Why? Uh because I gave a bird fucking food. Bro, where do you guys live? Where do you guys fucking live? I can tell you don’t live here.
“Also I’ll fuck both you guys up. You guys are faggots. You’re not even big, dude. Twenty percent body fat on you. Twenty percent body fat. You’re like your fucking girlfriend, bro. Holy shit bro guys are fat as fuck.
And,
“You’re the mom? You’re a fucking mom and you’re ok letting your little faggot sons act like that?”
Important question: What’s your current body fat percentage, I’m hovering around fourteen at a guess although that might be optimistic, have you ever enjoyed, even once, the myriad delights of another man’s Herculean eggs, and, how’s your mama? She raise you right?
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no greater sign that social media has fucked the youth than a 20% body fat insult. more offensive than the slurs.
my 6 yr old is turning into a baseball fanatic , after watching this feels like I may have a moral obligation to encourage his sandlot obsession and keep him away from Cali beaches
Seems like the kid wasn’t taught empathy or some other such favoured societal trait. Main character syndrome, are what the kids are calling it these days. To nobody’s surprise his father is a very successful and wealthy businessman.
The extreme majority of americans are obviously just as nice as anyone else, but the rugged individuality of the country (and more importantly the mythologised story of that individuality) seems to cause a higher amount of these types of morons who have been subtly taught that they are superior to, or more important than, other people.
The lad needed to be taught that even the best of us can make mistakes and that realising when a mistake has been made is not a sign of weakness. Your kids are going to be just fine, as long as they get your attention, no matter what sport they play or beaches they play on; but you already know that as you’re a good parent.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if he makes yet another U-turn in your family religiosity and becomes a Christian preacher 🙂 ?
lord help us !
American friends- how’s Mamdani going ?
Thought Chas might offer some insight.
You see this is the kind of shit I am talking about.
195 recognized countries on the planet and the only one you guys ever talk about is the USA.
Mabey its because you have become the second shittiest country in the world of late ?
What behind Australia?
I’ll concede that one.
The first being Israel? Same same.
the Knicks won the NBA championship, the Knicks parade was possibly better than the actual games, his city just successfully hosted the biggest non award gathering of celebrities it has ever seen, the World Cup final is about to be played just across the river, all his chosen candidates swept their primaries (plus a Colorado surprise socialist win riding his coattails), the Coney Island hot dog eating contest was (yet again) a roaring success — and we haven’t even hit September, when all the NY spots light up during hurricane season.
So not bad.
None of that metrics of actual governing.
Nothing has changed except the lipstick for the pig.
au contraire, mon frère !!
one thing that Trump and I totally agree on — winning is the world’s greatest elixir!
big wins = hometown pride = civic energy = financial & emotional investment = greater quality of life = more hometown pride = more civic energy = more financial & emotional investment = even more hometown pride = even more civic energy, etc, etc
Indians are the worlds greatest colonizers!!
That guy sums up the USA pretty well right now
would’ve slapped his bitch tits off.
Who the fuck arcs up after being told to pick up their rubbish?
Body Fat estimations are the new “Throwdown”
You gotta give it to Derek, he made this BIG man so small.
If that cunt ever sees this he would be mortified by his Bitch Tits.
I can now just imagine cunts like this fighting like Pokemon Go fuckwits
“My Body fat is 13% and yours is 20%. I use my Protein shake from Starbucks and my Bitch Tits this morning, to counter your Mom and the bundles of woods she made and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
All of this absolute nonsense below the line about “Seppos” vs “Convicts” is detracting from the simple fact that those fuckn “Pommy” Cunts are in the Quarter Finals iof the WORLD CUP!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend haha
I was “learnt”, it is because a Pom turns fuckn PURPLE after 10 minutes in the sun,
like a Pomegranate.
I am still rooting for England.
No KINGS. Oops wrong cuntry
England will find a way to completely blow it like they always do
20%? me wishes…
Today im bagging out on nothern rivers troopy living mal riding hipsters , dudes your like 25 years old and only riding mals and in soft waves , you are so not cutting edge culture lords so stop prancing arround like your roosters.
7.6% i run thin like Chuckles
My Top 5 Goofies
1. Clay Marzo
2. Ry Craike
3. Occy
4. Pete Mendia
5. Bobby Martinez
That little punk should have had his clock cleaned in front of his girlfriend.
Who is ry crackie
Bobz is gnarly in vivo in line-up. So fuggin vertical
Ry Craike?
Kerby Brown is better to watch than Ry Craike.
I’ll get back to you with a proper correct list. This shit is too important to throw out there without due consideration.
Kerby pulls into hell pits but Ry Craike has the full high performance package- some of the best surfing I’ve ever seen live in the NW.
Where’s Tom Carroll?
Who knows, hes so short nobody can probably find him? I suggest if ya really want to find him look for his ego but I would rather just no longer hear from him again to be honest
He is a hack that’s for sure.
I was in the water in the mid 80’s when he was laying the WOOD to big Sunset. Best Goofy ever there in my opinion
Ry Craike mate!
Less is more
Fuckn Legend
Love ya Longy but fuck me that list has to be piss take mate hahahaha
Wiggoly Dantas is the absolute most weaponised goofy.
Xox
Don’t forget Machado!
we’ve had this convo before , but Mendia is tragically underrated. Such a fucking beast.
Pete Mendia?! Lol. Oh Longy. Bless your heart.
easy
Exhibits A and B
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very strong, turning the corner hard
lol. I know you Florida boys stick together. I saw him first hand one time. He and Alex Parker paddled out on me at an undisclosed spot that they saw off the side freeway when in this area maybe 14 years ago. They were respectful. He surfed good but not top 5 goofyfoot in the world good.
wanna see that in video
1. Gary Green
2. Mick Lowe
3. Kev the Head
4. Kylie Webb (not goofy but should’ve been)
5. Gonad Man
The first time i saw Ry surf i thought world champ, no doubt.
BG comment section is 20% body fat. I can’t keep up anymore
Prick would go mentsl in oz given the amount of rubish the isralie van life surf tourist leave behind them everywere.
Bloody seppos, can’t take ’em anywhere.
zionism is a death cult
Zionism is a wealth cult!
Zionism is a land grab cult
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Any truth to the rumours that Donny is trying to get the game today replayed cuz he thought it was unfair that Belgium could have the same number of players?
Any truth to the rumor you can’t go more than one thread without trash talking “seppos” and obsessing over Trump?
Jack we aren’t using that foul expression down here anymore mate. Septic tanks are full of shit and that certainly isn’t true of my dear American mates down here.
You seem a little frayed around the edges at the mo so would you like me to compose another short piece of poetry? Or is time for part3 of my Americans I Love series. My true advice would be just go and have a ruddy good wank sir
SC..I didn’t catch part 1
Shame mate it was a cracker that contained unseen Tom Curren footage!!
That film is 30 years old
Even now it’s about Americans, why don’t you write something about Indians, or South Africans, or Japanese?
Like I said you are fucking hopeless…
“Chunks” needs to start his own blog
Ping
Pong
Gonna go back to the past to start this shit?
Bring it up front and center kook.
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Took it out the other day and it’s another keeper. How good is a board
Being on Ice is a great way to get down to 5% body fat. Usually takes less than 4 years, though. Keep at it.
Only 20%? Pfffft.
Here you go Blowin
Roid rage. Those are not attack dogs, it’s excess testosterone converting to estrogen.
His chicks hot!!
yes, DR. You found it. I almost linked it yesterday but I didn’t want to be presumptuous.
That is some unhinged racism coming out of the Bu.
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Also that kid must have received about 2,000,000 messages on his social media accounts on Sunday. The internet works fast these days.
I can’t seem to find it on the socials
austin perkins.
He’s been appropriately lit up already.
White-boy -ass sounding name.
Perkins indeed!
Sounds like a shitbox car we’d use spotlighting for rabbits