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Live Chat Day 3 of the Fiji Pro: And now, little man, I give you this watch
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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I thought so, you are either a swillnut John John doppelgänger, or the greatest ever, Eric!
Ok then, fair enuff, maybe I should have gone to a 6’6″ with the dessie twin? And one layer of 4 oz glass top and bottom… and no stringer, instead of 2 layers of 4 oz top, and a pin line disguised as a carbon strip? And 4 fins instead of 3? Anyone tried the zenny blue fins, maybe I should have… But then I’d be gettin’ a blue hula… and stuff… instead of an 8’6″ dessie twin?
Maybe the red hula with a flex tale and stuff wooda bin better for Robe? Or rags? Or leaving on the beach and stuff, for the kids… on that goofy, swillnutty, useless Cloudbreak day? Or what if someone might mistake me for someone… human? Elite, best ever human even and stuff? Him even…
Anyone want some all ya can eat crispy chips… with organic mayo…. instead of loaves, lures n fishes… ta feed the masses… just sayin’…
Everyone has different standards, I know that. Mainly because we would get… ‘visitors’, from… from over east…
But in this elite, worlds greatest… ever… greatest ever human beings… Are offshores, and glass offs, and consistent, perfect directions… useless? I mean, what do you call this? Shit? Needs a tornado to ‘groom’ it? Too consistent? Not enough waveless lulls? No slop? Not ‘technical’ enough? No ‘bombs’?
https://youtu.be/_-t49uu_kpA
Frothing visitors. And I lived over east, after the pointer mayhem. Junior T came too, and Gorilla boy. Lets just say straight up, despite what the lokes are screeching, no, lenner’s doesn’t break like sunset, south wall doesn’t break like… and Shaw’s doesn’t break like Gland… We cracked in the end. We tried, but we bolted. I mean, enough is enough…
And when you have days of absolutely raging, bombarding, blistering, howling, white cap roaring cross/on shores, well, the slop… the slop sets in. And it takes days of true offshores to even it out. Days, not minutes, or even hours. And if the swell is dying, in the slop, and you’re sitting around, sitting longer and longer…
I’ve said it before… you wouldn’t A: speed back into town, absolutely wowing… squwarking about magic.. frothing… maniacally foaming…
No you’d B: say, swell’s dying, lots of slop in the bay, inco, probably be totally fucked soon. Good day to go elsewhere, or… do stuff… Surely some surfees have… say, desirable partners… and hormones… and stuff…
Or am I…
Anyway, if you went with A, you wouldn’t be surprised if you woke up next day and all your tires were flat… or missing… The only things that could make it worse is if you tried to sell everyone a vid of you peeling spuds. Or people saw you fall off, and you described it as a ‘technical moment… of brilliance’… where your left foot twisted… feeling the wax… as your right shoulder… and you were selling… feeling… coulda been a… I’m moving forward… as it ran off… I’m rebuilding… it was ‘aerated’… I dun time… my muscals twitched…anyway, they thought I was Koa Rothman… or John John even…
Wheels missing and sugar in the fuel tank. Shop mysteriously out of eggs, no milk, butter, cheese or cream either. Fuel truck didn’t come this week… mmaayyyte…
But…
Anyway, I’m picking up a new board. A desert storm… 8’6″, twinny. I want the thickness for stuff. I decided to get it shaped by a different guy, and when he put the finboxes in I got an extra one, then I got it shortened to a 6′ 10″, and heaps thinner… and stuff…
All I can say is, very, very… yeah… wow!!! Does just what… yeah… 8′ 6″ dessie storm twinny… yeah!!!
I’ve got big, heavily muscled forearms, so I’ll probably need a few extra links in the band?
I often say how Pip is the worst world champ of all time but just naturally only think of the men. Caught up with todays action and can now honestly say that Caroline Marks is even more embarrassing.
Somehow she is considered one of the hard charging new generation when she has never done fuck all to deserve it. The only things that come to mind when I actually think of her is her boob reduction and that wave at at slowers when she did numerous exact same turns that any competent surfer could do and cunts online were for some reason dropping their loads about.
I love watching the girls like Molly, Caity, Vahine and so on pushing female surfing to new levels in tubes and that 10 of Erins the other day was just fucking mental and the deepest and most technical pit I have ever seen a lady make and was literally frothing.
What the fuck has Caroline ever done except dodge sets, make heats with tiny heat scores and somehow be a world champ? Where the fuck is the progression in that cunts?
And I just want too add, like me old man always told me opinions are like arseholes and everyone has one
You are drunk
I saw a heap of Marks in Margs, She is not very tall.
She surfs extremely well, but it is just not very exciting.
I’ve been lucky to have had a few sick barrels in this life..Fiji king Island hossegor and indo of course but that thing erin wrangled was fucking next level. One a those before death would be the clincher for me. I’d stop surfin
probably stop livin !!!
It was fuckn sick
And Give a fuck about her arms, she probably has had to deal with a lot of mozzies
She is a Power Nugget
Vahine is next level, and will stand tall alongside Pickles, Simmers and all the rest of new crew.
Erin is about to break out of her shell once she kills all the mozzies
🤣
Dude
Xox
hear hear
Have a look at pipe masters surfers who also won world titles and spot the odd one out.
You’ll see Bogs…
Biggest cunt you will ever meet
Watch out for for the ones that spend all day long, recycling old jokes https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I thought the bus was coming to take ya back to the looney bin cunt?
I’m looney now, got it.
I had to walk home
Hahaha na you’re the most sane one on here brother xx
Are you in the room right now?
BOGS?
The only good thing about todays live chat is that touching photo of Dez fixing Sofa Surfers hair. Truly heartwarming
Maybe a Bog roll you owe
You saw it and are just pretending ya didn’t ya little jokester
I am back from my “Excursion”
What happened?
fuck all
Is Bogs satisfied?
I’ll send a screenshot to paulie so he can put raimanna in there pushin his tush.
Shut the fuck up Deeks.
This is between them two…
Also, do you you have the time?
Not yet?
OK
Then, Do you have the patience?
You are one of the privileged few Deeks.
you can always tell by the watch you wear…
Poor Bogs hasn’t even seen the Steezer yet.
Next I wanna see Strayan going to Tango classes and Bogs going to FIJI.
Bograil honours his word, unlike some other cunts
I dunno why I gotta do your dirty work ya fuckn cunt
Feels like
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Did Bogs get a Steez or not?
You have 30 seconds
Seen it yet big hurry up. It’s our big secret hahahaha
Here it is in full Glory
Take it down now please
He hasn’t seen it yet
30 seconds more….
then Deleted
my ride here…
cya
Love how the eyes follow you around the room
I see and WATCH everything VAERLY clearly
SELL OUT right here
Wouldn’t even know the time of day if anyone asked him
They taking you back to the looney bin again?
Pay your dues…
Has he delivered yet?
You held up your end of Sofa’s Bargain
Has the cunt delivered yet?
Did I win yet?
YES
You won a Sundial
It is a toothpick
Highest number of upvotes for today was for the comment about Negs winning yesty with a selfie. Congrats on the new watch Chas
Seems thats how we are rolling.
Though it takes a long time to sift through 1500 comments…
Just take a Selfie SCunt.
Have you honoured Bogs yet with your promised pic?
Now I know selfies are so popular im gunna post up one of my two incher tomorrow. Not for that shit watch but just to give everyone a laugh and hopefully pick up some sympathy votes!!
What is a two incher?
you owe Bogs a pic mate
A nice Watch is a common gift for retirement, after doing such a great job.
people used to not be so stingy with the upvotes, weve turned into a bunch of tall poppy cunts
Tactic from all the sellouts who actually want to win that watch, its truly sad
HEY Watchless people
Seems the comp is already OVER for today?
Doubt anyone will score a Watch today, as it states cleary in the Terms and Conditions, that there needs to be at least 6 hours of solid “Contention” before consideration from the Judges.
There was fuck all CONTENTION
Try Harder
Can We hab some Soy Soy already Monica. Ya Feel me Monica. !!???
Here I hoped I would learn who won the first Vaer BUT no you lazy freelance writers haven’t announced the winner. This feels like Stab!
Look harder! Pinned Comment 2 days ago! hahah
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Thank you and a well deserved win!
He almost self imolated with a comment 30 mins before being awarded too
Big Boss man came out and told him to chill.
One for history books..
Maybe the watch is like those pagers in Lebanon…
Welfare check on Deeks in 2 weeks
😂
Work always gets in the way of my preferred time in the BG comment section
ditto
I am still worried about lovely Channel bottom. Wonder how that next coffee date went?
All of his organs are problably available on TEMU with no Warranties or Guarantees…
It seems to happen to so many people that comment on Beach Grit
They just disappear like all the rest…
Maybe his ex is catfishing him and sending him awol.
I am also concerned, he has come so far. Rebuilds are biblical.
Xox
has me up at night , so worried for the little guy
Early Friday knock off approaching and no fucking comp to watch. Could get messy
Is Bogs still waiting?
Sofa made a deal
Yes, yes I did.
I thought I had satisfied you late the other night you said?
Yes, but not BOGS
I know I just wanted to say that cuz it sounds naughty hahahaha
I’m aware!
You started it but I will shut up now haha
FFS so I gotta do it again? I emailedthe pic to ya dog.
Is Bogs in the room with us now?
Calling Bogs
I am getting picked up in 15 mins be quick…
Yes you can show bog for 39 seconds
I need him to reply BatCunt
I have to go out in a minute.
he better be quick
39 seconds is quick to rub one out.
Xox
I let you post it. Not my fault if Bogs missed it cuz he was knitting or whatever he get up to besides singles tango nights