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New surf horror as Wavegarden installs big screens that replay just-completed ride as surfer paddles back out

"Doesn’t matter your level, if there’s one thing we all want out of a session, it’s to get better."

Post-pandemic, surfing has become thoroughly littered with new horrors. An exploding shark population, completely oblivious VAL hordes clogging every lineup, Instagram surf influencers sharing their “wisdom” etc. etc. etc. Oh I could go on all day and thought we had reached peak horror with the western adoption of mini-sawhorses for surfboards but just read about something straight out of nightmares.

Wavegarden, you see, is unveiling new big screens at its pools so that a surfer can see his or her just-completed ride in booming hi-def whilst paddling back out to the take-off spot.

Surf Park Central reports:

While paddling back, surfers see:

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  • Instant replay of the latest set, your own wave seconds after you rode it
  • Countdown to the next wave
  • Wave type and take-off point
  • Sets left in the session and waves left in the current set

It’s a closed-loop training system inside the lagoon. Ride a wave, watch your footage on the spot, adjust your technique, and drop into the next wave with a fresh focus. No leaving the lagoon, no begging friends to film, and no waiting until the session is over to see how you did.

Wavegarden founder and CEO Josema Odriozola declared, “We’re all about finding ways to help surfers progress. Doesn’t matter your level, if there’s one thing we all want out of a session, it’s to get better. With these new screens right at the take-off zone, you see exactly what to adjust, and you can put it into practice on your very next wave. That’s next level.”

Surfers who fall below the “upper-intermediate” line all know that nothing whips up personal crisis like watching footage of oneself surfing. It is ill-advised almost always but would be completely insane mid-session.

I’d imagine much self-harm will result and I hope Wavegarden is staffing up with counselors, especially who specialize in grief trauma therapy.

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7dollarsurfboard

Watching myself surf is like hearing a recording of myself talk. fucken cringe

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahaha I have no fear of watching footage of myself surfing cuz Ive seen heaps over the years unfortunately but what is it with how we sound talking when we hear it back? I have this idea in my head I sound like Ronny Blakey or some other well spoken Strayan then when I hear myself I sound like Fisher or some other dumb bogan cunt hahaha

7dollarsurfboard

Watching myself in pumping waves is manageable but when it’s small and grovelly a new born giraffe on rollerskates comes to mind

7dollarsurfboard

The voice I hear in my head when I read your comments fits that last line haha

Corey Webster

Good rule of thumb,, If you don’t have a big screen replay on your paddle back out, take that feeling of how well you thought you did on your last wave and subtract 40 to 60 percent. That’s probably about where your surfings actually at. If you thought you’re surfing on that last wave was an 8 it was probably somewhere between a 3.2 and a 4.8.

Otto

The dumb Dem had already been facing charges for pulling a gun on government employees.
He’s been earning that reckoning.

Strayan Cunt

What are these heel clicks and claps you speak of young Bog?

pipspuss

Hang on

pipspuss

Just saw it. Sick. He should be a contender for sure .

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

nah, FreeRideVoice

pipspuss

Do you get a trophy after each session?

Strayan Cunt

And a key ring and a certificate saying I took on the pool and won

Sofa Surfer

Heel clicks?

Hippy

excellent

Hippy

Challenge in Hawaii is it has nothing to do with you

Internal social pressures make their own rules and you’re just the conduit

And watch for coyotes

ricmatic

Hippies were just jocks with long hair

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

aussie animals, American chancers and a few truly wasted Californian trust fund kids

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahahaahahaha cheers mate that gave me a good laugh. Hope you’re pumped for the live chat bruz, should be a ripper!!

ricmatic

Fuck yeah. Huey owes us!

Strayan Cunt

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

deeks

You cunts are illiterate. Pumping Monday. Get it through your thick heads

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha how annoying is it?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

he wrote some things for my defunct website but that has long been swallowed up in the machine.

Hippy

thank you for that

knew it would be hard to keep that running when you had SJ knocking, but fun while it lasted

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

worst and best time of my life.

within 2 weeks, PayPal shut my account – lost all revenue and took weeks to unlock.

Killed the dream stone dead.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

he charges

Hippy

any take on the winner?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Let me see Rd 1/2 first.

Thats fair isn’t it?

kona

“Doesn’t matter your level, if there’s one thing we all want out of a session, it’s to get better.”

Umm, never looked at surfing like that.
What I wanted out of a session was some —stoke—and fun…..
Always made me happy…..

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

it’s amazing how many times people paddle up to me, hey mate- remember me from xxxxx.

I don’t get people on here who say they hate their fellow surfers. Been one of the blessings of a surfing life I reckon, to meet so many good crew.

Hippy

will admit this

have a lot of close friends that began as enemies…. too many alphas in one spot to coexist. then something would happen and everything flipped as we realize we were better as assets than enemies.

had a boating accident in NZ. Surgeons here predicted I would never surf again, 3 of them. 2 suggested a new line of work as my posture during production was caustic to my spine. I was suicidal at 51.

an “enemy” of mine from the old days had heard and I got a surprise text, come see me. I know your surfing as well as anyone, it’s not over Hip. turns out, he worked as a chiropractor on the ASP tour with two other friends and they were committed to my care

yin yoga immersion and intense sessions with chiropractors, masseuses, decompression therapy and I went to the Ments 10 months later. no fusion surgeries, no pain

owe it all to Paul’s text

Barnycle

that’s a proper life lesson there. Glad that you found the right help.

Brutus

Hippy I can’t count anymore the times Docs have given 2 years to live…or Dr’s saying you will never be able to surf at a high level anymore……adversity deifines who we are, it’s such an adventure coming back , rebuild and then that first wave……..

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Hip is mad when he gets his flow going.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

animal out there

Strayan Cunt

Right team finally a sick event with a sick forecast so let’s make this live chat one to remember!! I don’t want any shit excuses about work or time zones I just want every cunt on their A game haha.

I have a feeling Andy C and Crayfish will be coming back well rested and up for it and reckon if its pumping the Pip heat has the potential to become one of the finest moments in BG history. Lets fucking get up it boys and Sofa haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Sick forecast? Have you seen the winds?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

you been to Chopes Gwen?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

No. And I hope I’m wrong.

And btw you are kind of a fucking cunt lately

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

jeezuz, not another geriatric on his rags.

Just saying mate, 20 kt trades is no biggie at Chopes.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

This old man will out surf you.

Go read a book negative Nelly

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

with those dicky knees you’ll be flat out walking to the pisser in the middle of the night to empty your bladder mate.

You’re the one crying about a bit of trade wind.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

We will see come Sunday

Dogsnuts

We aim to please you insufferable fuckwit, bless.
Xox

Sofa Surfer

I’ll do my best.

Strayan Cunt

Thats is all I can ask mate

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I’ll be there ya fuckn Strayan Soft Cock.

Go look at yourself in the mirror ya fuckwit https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I am also predicting a Slater vs Toledo Final

There is no such thing as magic, but it still happens…

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

nice call crayfish

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I would love to see it

Strayan Cunt

I’ve just got everything crossed it is FUCKING PUMPING for that little pussy cunts heat hahahaaha. I wanna laugh at him and the way the commentary/cheerleader team try and turn it into a positive for him and surfing. Then when teenage Erin Brookes from Canada sends it on a fucking bomb I want the cameras to all turn to him so we can all have a good laugh at the little lion who loves claiming two footers and stomping around event sites likes hes the man when its small. What a wanker

pipspuss

That wildcard on the women’s side is 13 years old. I hope she catches a fuckin bomb.

Brutus

I was going to comment on your hate on Pip on the other post…..so, you seem to believe Pips’ only good in small waves….two footers really?
Pip’s a really great guy , supports his whole family….best surfer on the planet up to 6’…double overhead…J-Bay wave one of the greatest waves ever surfed ina comp and it was 6 ‘ J-Bay.
Seems he has a fear of hitting shallow reefs …so it’s not the size of the waves it’s slabby shallow reef waves which Chopes just so happens to be the raddest barrel on tour….I actually feel for him having such a weakness…bit like me I have an incredible weakness from Racists….so we will see at Chopes….

Strayan Cunt

I am glad you responded mate cuz your take on this has me perplexed if I’m being honest and I love a good honest discussion. But lets for fucks sake keep the whole hes such a great family guy out of it cuz it has no bearing on the topic what so ever. Andy Irons had huge issues but is still in my personal opinion the greatest surfer who has ever lived

Brutus

badmouthing and calling someone a coward is pretty serious stuff….especially when you start calling out his World Titles, which he won because he was the best, by Far.
When people who have never surfed big waves/slabs start rubbishing another surfers fear …guess what we all have them…
So the topic was Pip and his fear……whatabout Ethan and his fear of being creative?

Strayan Cunt

Ive surfed solid Chopes, Cloudies and other shallow reefs mate and I’m just a chippy with nowhere near the talent of Felipe. I would feel more sympathy if he confessed and owned his fear rather than coming out with bullshit excuses

Strayan Cunt

Where have ya been bruz? Mini just set a new school record time at District Sports and its Friday arv knockoff and time for a cold one or twenty yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Many ways to describe it

Got a wicked sinus infection from Melbourne

Took out my hearing from both sides.

Clogged Sinuses from both sides it FUCKED

Weeks later, you can hear again.

You don’t respect anything till you lose it

Strayan Cunt

Thats fucked, I hate being crook

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

SC is so widely used.

It can mean

SuperCheap Auto
San Clemente
Santa Cruz
Santa Claus
Soft Cock
Strayan Cunt
Soft Coke
South Carolina

The list goes on


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