“What shade of deck stain is this?”
A short break from the rigours of reporting the machinations of surf culture with all its interesting players and the professional matrix that lays gently on top, Teahupoo only days away etc, and a dive into real world reporting, of the things that matter.
And, here, we find the Muay Thai fighter Ryan McDonald, who has subsequently been dubbed the world’s most sun-tanned man, who was filmed rescuing a young female driver from a road rage attack.
Watch!
As comedic as the clip above is, it’s no match for the below the liners.
Too many candidates for Australian of the year now. But this young man will at least take home the bronze.
What shade of deck stain is this?
Goes viral… for all the bronzed reasons.
First person to survive a cremation
Bro don’t climb out of a vehicle. He climbed straight out of Tekken.
As a card carrying member of the bleached hair and weekly spray tan community, he did wonderfully and we are proud
Imagine getting saved by goku
Not all heroes wear capes, they wear bronzer
A few questions, takeaways, queries and so on.
Have you ever gone a little too hard on the Sudden Tan and Sun In hair bleach in an attempt to appear more surf? Did it work and how long did you continue the program, the stacking of hydrogen peroxide and Dihydroxyacetone?
I used, enthusiastically, for a couple of summers, white hair, skin, Mission Oak.
Second, can you beat any of the below the liners above?