Tears in San Clemente.
Encinitas, California, long in the shadow of San Clemente to the north is a simple town. Children and tweens enjoying leisurely electric bicycle rides down quaint paths, mothers waking with the sun to do the work of yoga, fathers waving hello as they pass in Sprinter vans. Friendly folk living humble lives.
Well, the spotlight will certainly shine brighter now after the quaint North County, San Diego hamlet utterly destroyed San Clemente and its arrogant surf superiority by winning the entire US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach. Jake Marshall, of Encinitas, and Sierra Kerr, who the mainstream media claimed for Encinitas but, I think, comes from Carlsbad, took the men’s and the women’s divisions right out.
“I can’t believe it. Coming in and having both my brothers on the beach is a dream come true. I never won a WSL event ever, even Pro Junior or QS,” Marshall told gathered reporters. “This year has been one of the hardest competitive years of my life, and to win this event means so much to me.”
“It’s been the hardest year ever and I never would’ve expected to be back here, winning this event. There were a lot of times where I didn’t know what the future would hold,” Kerr weighed in. “A lot of times that no one saw the tears, the pain, the not being able to get out of bed. Now, I’m just getting chaired up at the most prestigious event in the world, and I’m just so grateful.”
While, as mentioned, Encinitas is both simple and humble, plans might be in the works to erect street banners hailing Marshall and Kerr and other ones that read “Pro Surfing’s Most Powerful City.”
Stay tuned.
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…the hapsburg chin?
Hahaha so you’ve met Jordy
Hmmm we’re guilty of much but arrogance (except perhaps on the Rugby field) is a rare problem down in the south of Africa.
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hahahaha classic dumb seppo arrogance claiming their sporting events are the most important in the world. Even if this surfing event is at one of the worst surf spots on the planet.
South African with no sense of irony? I guess that’s how you sleep at night down there
Aaaaah so Kerr was being ironic in the classic Ausseppo style
Not a whisper about Legoland? Blasphemy!
I fact checked this and to my dismay, it’s true.
Gotta then add another power playa…Rob Machado…Cardiff in the City of Encinitas. Bet Rob still better than Slater or ShaneO. Truth.
Imagine the possibilities!
She is a pro surfer that has a social media account. I call bullshit!
Shes big on tick tok
you’re fucked
And I’m starting to warm to you
Any Ray Bradbury fans here? It’s August 4, 2026… a good day to reread There Will Come Soft Rains.
Way too hibrow for the Grit. Although I do love a Sweedish meatball…
Noted
I am assuming this isn’t a question for me cuz I don’t have the foggiest of who or what you’re talking about if I’m being honest mate haha
It’s a VERY short story, relevant to the times, and set on August 4, 2026 (published in 1950). I had a momentary lapse of judgement and took a shot! Carry on…
I will take a geez!!
Steven Bradbury fan!
Close enough!
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” and long may we say god save the Queen because nothing ! will save the governer general “
Pinchy old mate! Can I get the number of your dealer?
please do…lets flush out the low lifes!
Are you high?
Perpetual acid trip.
Stop sucking up Barrelled
With Barrelled and Longy wanting more blow ups down here I am going to go the other way and say how touched I am by this blossoming bromance between Brutus and Jonah Hill. If you had told a younger cunt they were gunna be bosom buddies I would have told ya that you were off ya fucking chops. Lovely to see boys and goes to show how this wonderful sport can bring so many seemingly different personalities together xx
Haha….” sport “
Aren’t we all athletes? That’s what the WSL keeps telling me
Brutus likes him because he takes money out of his pocket and puts it in his.
We are, indeed.