Beat it, kids.
If you’re under the age of eighteen and lookin’ for a good time, best steer well clear of Cape May, New Jersey. The historic seaside resort town, known for its stately Victorians and historic lighthouse has absolutely had it with rowdy youngsters and its city council just voted, unanimously, to make it illegal for any minor to be on the beach after 8:00 p.m. unless accompanied by a responsible adult.
Officials released a snooty statement reading, “The Cape May Police Department would like to remind residents, visitors, and families about several new City ordinances designed to help keep our beaches, promenade, and community safe. These ordinances are intended to help maintain a safe and enjoyable environment for our residents and visitors, particularly during the busy summer season.”
The crackdown is a result of kids getting their booze on then getting into fights.
Cape May Mayor Zachary Mullock declared, “We really wanted to make sure we didn’t become the afterparty to some of the other towns that have already made this move. After 10:30, we all know it’s not normally the best stuff that happens then, so to me, honest as a parent myself, I think there’s a good thing.”
No boozy fighty youth went on record to defend boozing and fighting.
Back to Mayor Mullock’s “after 10:30, we all know it’s not normally the best stuff that happens then…” summation for a moment, though. Do you agree? What time, specifically, does the best stuff happen?
Something to think about.
Rocks replied to me dickhead
another reason to visit Cape May and as a retired Gas co. technician I can say that no nothing good happens after midnight and 10:30 is close enough
character flaw though, 100%
CP is cool , and museums are nice. Just need it in small doses.
At the bar, nothing good happens after midnight. That’s a fact.
Hang on I’ve seen bands that don’t come on until 3 am
some are good
There are very very very rare exceptions.
…and still is in most places my friend!
Beach Groceries
Ultra High Tariffs and Taxes!
Beach Shrink ultra deflated surf dandies
The Jersey Shore’s best days are well in the rear view mirror. It’s surely not just Cape May. Even Asbury Park, the one spot unlike every other coastal community is not immune. The middle class has been given the order – get out or we’ll drive you out. Superstorm Sandy’s lan fall in 2012 was nothing compared to the millionaire-billionaire assault taking on coastal Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic, and Cape May Counties.
Hahaha you start this by having a go at me then as soon as I point out what a racist cunt you are you bring up nonsense that isn’t even true and hide behind Negs who. gave up on his own free accord?
What did I say that was soooooo vile and saw me banned three times Happy? Why did the actual owner of this site step in and allow me back on if I was such a menace? Why was the comments section full of comments trying to get me back on if I was such a cunt? I will say nothing bad about Negs cuz he was well liked down here but unfortunately we just clashed personally and it happens.
I certainly NEVER came out with anything as VILE AND RACIST as saying I cant tell the difference between a black lady and an ape but somehow you support that and use it as a way to have a dig at me and my family which is very telling dickhead
How many times are you gunna repeat pinchys joke?
Youve said it again about 6 times,
I will always call out hypocrites and racists cuz they properly disgust me Bexy. Happy makes calls about my family then when questioned clams up and goes running behind his mums/old moderators legs cuz cunts like him don’t have the ability to think for themselves or own up to what they have said. Soft cunts like them are one of the reasons the world seems in such a mess and I have zero time for em
Don’t waste your time bru!
Cheers brother, done with him now
I can’t believe you now that I know you don’t drink. I think it’s 8 or 9 times
When did i say i didnt drink??
I would love to, but my time on Earth is limited, so I stick to the coast.
My years in Broome, Derby and the Cape make me appreciate the shit I got man
There is NOTHING INLAND to waste you life on Blowie
Go and jokingly tell a black lady you can’t tell if she’s a woman or an ape in front of her husband and get back to me with how ya go Happy Clappy
We need a Tower 9 equivalent here in Australia for sure man
Like the Giant Prawn
Imagine being a tourist and rocking up to the Giant Prawn, an d there are just punch ons and unconscious cunts spread all over the orange gravel at 7AM
Welcome to Australia
I agree with trying things and noting how they make you feel. That’s something I tried to impart to my kids. It is amazing how many people can’t make that connection. Food is medicine, but it can also be poison.
It sounds like your experimentation was a bit more extreme than mine – I never went full raw vegan, for example, but I tried some of the others you listed.
Since I was a teen I’ve always lived by the maxim “it’s five o’clock somewhere”, so I might not be the best one to ask…
Fennel Heads Hellman for life !
p.s.
(mucca madboys suck it)
Oh and by the way everyone Ethan is winning Cloudies and the world title, it came to me in a wonderful dream last night. Now before anyone starts asking questions yes I had been consuming a fair amount of the beautiful amber nectar and no I didn’t wake up with sticky undies. My dreams are seldom wrong though so if anyone fancies a punt Sweet Cheeks is your boy!!
Time for your Ethan Performance
https://old.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/1tw62m8/its_not_what_it_looks_like/
He’s soooo def NOT winning shit… just has a nice style. The other guys blow him away!
not a bad call.
I don’t think you’ve quite got the emotion right- aghast is too strong.
It’s more like a mild incredulity.
soil is still saturated here.
squelching underfoot.
We had well over half a metre from May.
Experiencing the real journey right there
Mold
I don’t know, it’s been a couple years now. Mold abatement doesn’t take that long.
Beach Mould Ultra Hard to get off
Sounds like you also picked some fresh mushrooms from Balingup to consume on your trip Hahah
You will pound down anything when you are hungry enough, just to “feel” full, even though there is NO NUTRITION in the junk.
I guess that’s why this Ozempic GLP-1 fad works so well.
You don’t eat when you’re not hungry
atta boy Blowin