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Tears cascade after World Surf League officially cancels Abu Dhabi Pro

Blame "current conditions and logistical limitations" in the Middle East.

Surf fans now used to a mechanical wave tour stop, per year, are heartbroken, today, after the World Surf League officially pulled the plug on the Abu Dhabi Pro that was set to run soon-ish (I think) citing “current conditions and logistical limitations” in the Middle East.

The stop, which was to follow the Lexus Trestles Pro, there in North County San Diego, would have seen a cut down best-of-the-best of the 2026 Championship Tour surfers compete on what is, arguably, the finest manmade wave in the world.

Located in the spiritual capital of the United Arab Emirates, Surf Abu Dhabi, which opened officially in October 2024, features Kelly Slater Wave Co. technology and allows professional surfers to really showcase how they can anticipate a barrel that they already know exactly where it is going to, well, barrel.

Taking to Instagram, the World Surf League shared the depressing news:

Tears Cascade After World Surf League Officially Cancels Abu Dhabi Pro 2

Due to current conditions and logistical limitations, the Surf Abu Dhabi Pro has been removed from the 2026 Championship Tour schedule.

The Championship Tour schedule features 12 events and reflects the original 2026 CT format. We remain committed to 12 events on the 2026 schedule to crown our World Champions, with three throwaways built into the rankings.

Next stop: Lexus Trestles Pro, where the Top 22 men and Top 14 women will be decided for the postseason events in Peniche, Portugal and Cloud 9, Philippines before the CT concludes and World Champions are decided at the Pipe Masters in December.

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Noncompetitor

Slavepool be damned!

Low wide stinkbug stance

I flew through Abu Dhabi a few weeks ago. Was not especially afraid of getting shot down but did not like the 3 hour layover because airports can’t just move location. Sitting duck really and some poor guy did get blown up in Dubai when the airport got hit.

Eerily quiet at the airport, funny how you can just pretend shit isn’t happening even when it is.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Hahaha. Um excuse me, but I am pretty sure you Americans just MAKE shit up, and always have, as a general fuck you to the rest of the world. Just Because…

Case in point below. “Please Explain”? (I Laugh EVERYTIME)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk
Funny as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ62EfUKI3w

Barnycle

Now that’s a great pull. Some of the funniest stuff they did on that show.

Jack John Johnson

That…and the dolphins.

Sofa Surfer

I thought scones were triangular. This has been an enlightening convo for me.

FlintyBadman

You just fried my brian

Sofa Surfer
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

How Dare you

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I am a Crayfish Popsicle

So they are Scones and NOT Biscuits

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Jack John Johnson

Mostly about their jobs, parents, and equity,

Strayan Cunt

I have honestly never heard of em. None of me seppo mates were eating em when I stayed with em so I am now fascinated haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It gets worse, because this is the “GRAVY” with sausage bits in it.

Why are the bits not STILL in a SAUSAGE?

Like watching a dog vomiting and then eating it up again
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Sofa Surfer

I agree it looks like vomit. Yuck.

Strayan Cunt

That looks properly fucked!!!

Sofa Surfer

Yes! So good.

Strayan Cunt

Now tell me more about these snickerdoodle cookies, they sound suss as haha

Sofa Surfer
NoneG.O.D

Orange county. A surge swell in sd just brings riptides and monkey faced brazzo chicks.

low-intermediate

Al pastor from the spit with the pineapple is noteworthy

Strayan Cunt

Genuine quezzy for the seppo family members on here, is that Chick Filet joint any good? I have a real weakness for spicy chicken burgers and it looks right up me alley when I see or hear about it

Sofa Surfer

No, if for no other reason than they spell it Chick-fil-A.

Strayan Cunt

No good? I’m disappointed now. Any other good ones over there?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I would pronounce that Chick-Filler in my neck of the woods.

I think Popeyes is HIGHly rated when I saw it here…

Strayan Cunt

Ive heard disappointing things and that its heaps exxy?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I think you have to be HIGH…if you’ve seen the video.

I would love to go to Red Lobster too…

Do they have an all you can eat?

All fast food chains are shit now.

Stick to Meat pies, Chicko Rolls, Egg and Bacon Rolls, and a burger from the Fish and Chip shop and Iced Coffee

Sofa Surfer

They run promos. The best thing at RL is the cheesy biscuits.

Strayan Cunt

A cheesy biscuit, what the fucks that?

Sofa Surfer

A delicious biscuit that has cheddar cheese melted in it. YUM

Strayan Cunt

I will take your word for it mate, sounds suss to me haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

They probably call a real biscuit Cookies or some stupid shit.

How is this a Cookie? What is really then? Don’t you dare say Cracker, as we have them too, and we don’t call em “Saltines” either

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Sofa Surfer

Yep, that’s a cookie.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It is not an OREO. An Oreo is a COOKIE

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Sofa Surfer

Cookies come in many varieties. Chocolate chip, peanut butter, snickerdoodle, oatmeal…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I believe many don’t even bother cooking the Cookies?

Isn’t that why they are called Cookies?

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Sofa Surfer

For people so lazy they neither make nor bake their own.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

NO SHIT!

That is not a biscuit!
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This is a biscuit

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Sofa Surfer

Ah, the language barrier…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle
Sofa Surfer

hahaha!

Strayan Cunt

What the fuck are those seppo biscuits?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Savoury Scones… and they have them with “GRAVY” for breakfast….which isn’t even Gravy!

They don’t even have Meat Pies or Sausage Rolls

Strayan Cunt

So they do cheesy scones over there and have em for brekky? That’s fucking wild

Sofa Surfer

I don’t eat biscuits for breakfast, but lots of people do. I’ve never seen biscuits and gravy made with a cheddar biscuit, just plain biscuits.

Sofa Surfer

I think I know what a Meat Pie is, but what is a sausage roll? Keep it clean haha.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

OMG – Different worlds

Wait till you hear about everyone’s Bain Marie Favorite

A Battered Cheese Sausage…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
You can get unbattered ones too

Sofa Surfer

That looks tasty!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

They are!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

it’s why every cunt is obese over there.

Strayan Cunt

I’m always stinging for a bacon and cheese zinger burger from dirty bird when I’m properly hung haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Can’t beat some Hot and Spicy and some Wicked Wings.

We get H+S all year round here in WA. Just like Queensland, where you don’t live…

KFC has been having some good deals lately. Maccas and Hj’s are fucked.

Prices are out of control for absolute rubbish.

Much better to make your own food.

Sofa Surfer

Maybe Dave’s Hot Chicken

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

How have I NEVER heard of this before?

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Strayan Cunt

Is that a chain or a local joint?

Sofa Surfer

Chain

Sofa Surfer

If you like spicy, they definitely can scratch that itch. Like anywhere, the actual chicken quality varies.

@TheRealJackMeoff

In-n-Out, it’s what a hamburger is all about.

Strayan Cunt

Fucking loved it when I was over there mate, superb

Sofa Surfer

I’ve never had one, but everyone seems to like them.

PacificNorthPest

Nah, weak

Phil's Wart

Thank you Jesus.

Strayan Cunt

Is that what Donny is really calling himself now? Faaaaarkin hell he’s a shit cunt

PacificNorthPest

You’re not getting it. I’m not comparing the wave to Pipeline. Although when I was a kid out there on a huge day Joe Roper did, and he’d recently been surfing them both. But no, it’s not Pipline.

I’m saying the crowd dynamic and the tight take off spot and ledge-y drop make it a wave you could get a few with plenty of time and no competition, but like Pipeline effectively that’s never how it goes down.

And also, for whatever it’s worth, Big Rock is a great wave. Maybe you’re too good for it, but I sure as fuck am not, just pretty much never going to get a good one there nowadays so no point in paddling out

NoneG.O.D

Joe fixed my wetsuit. Best guy out is Brad Hossmer a Tayler and the retard brother and of course the pink helmet brigade

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

People don’t ask Dogsnuts “How are you going today?”

The see his Cheshire cat grin and ask

“How bummed are you today?”

PacificNorthPest

Better than than anywhere else in the rest of America? I’ve surfed the entire west coast and there are tons of far better waves, not including Canada and Mexico even

PacificNorthPest

Did a search and sugar gliders’ tree getting cut down by city people coming to the country is really incredibly common apparently, pithy outrage tales get passed around Facebook and such on the regular …

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Thank you

Barnycle

This is a photo of him winning the 1985 Malibu Classic, before getting into acting full time. He shredded the entire field.

And he directed Into The Wild, after getting the rights to the book about Chris McCandless.

He showed EV the almost completed film and asked him to write a song for the film; and he and his people liked the song so much that they asked him to write the whole soundtrack, which he did.

He also had the rights to one of Allan Weisbecker’s books, likely Captain Zero, but let those rights expire without making a film. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barnycle

And he married the lady who would make sure that I thought that all Angels were blonde after seeing her on midday tv back when we only had two channels.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barnycle

And this other angel, when she was just a struggling songbird living in San Diego. He even directed a music video for her, although it wasn’t very good.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Dumb question considering who I am asking… But have you seen this? A classic

Barnycle

I have. Very entertaining.

It’s good when one of these skits turns out to be genuinely entertaining.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

And not a phone in sight

Sigh

tim_nelsen

spousal abuse to let her go. Robin, where’s Batman?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Making Sasha jealous in this pic, after all the surgeries she had to have to try and pass…

tim_nelsen

and smoked thai stick in his heyday?


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