“Death trap” Tour refusnik John John and Nathan Florence get sucked dry in Micronesia

Riveting as it is terrifying! It'll scare the sap out of you!

The bros Nathan and John John Florence are two young and wise Hawaiian-borns, although not the indigenous kind, one ghoulishly goofy, the other looking like a dazed and inconsolable lover being led away in handcuffs.

What joy they bring with their surfing, their moves, their acutely angled approaches to life, like lube and pussy juice shining in the key light on the set of a stroke flick.

In this latest instalment from John John’s series where he sails to ports and reefs unknown, although today’s reef is considerably well-known and even hosted a surfing event not so long ago, the brothers demonstrate their truest and most genuine appreciation of their chosen art and all delivered to audiences who deluge them with their own dreams and expectations.

When posted on his Instagram account, John John’s followers thrilled.

Is that considered a wave? looks more like a death trap 

That one that Nath just scratched under in the VLOG was death. That joint looks like someone pulled the plug out! Awesome

It’s not only doubling up, It’s seven ups

No cherubic baby Dez or mama Lauryn in this instalment which is just as well for the journey’s destination is as riveting as it is ultimately terrifying, scaring the sap out of anybody who dares press play.

It’ll make everything in your bra feel queasy.