"It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe..."
Los Angeles and San Diego-based surfers woke up this morning with a new terror gnawing at already frayed psyches. Namely, being wiped off the face of the earth by the Islamic Republic of Iran, which is currently engaged in a war with the United States of America.
At a political rally in Nebraska, U.S. President Donald J. Trump declared that it had been a good idea to go to war with Iran in order to further degrade the country’s nuclear program after all-the-way degrading it earlier in the year. “It’s a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe,” he told the adoring crowd, before adding, “They can take out a city. Let ’em take out Los Angeles, let ’em take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay.”
Nebraskans appeared to agree, applauding and hollering in support.
While California Governor Gavin Newsom, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass and San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria vigorously condemned the remarks, calling them “not normal” and “reckless” Los Angeles and San Diego-based surfers were left with an important decision to make.
Namely, should Malibu, South Bay, North County, South County homes be put on the market and properties in San Clemente, Newport and Huntington Beach be scooped up?
Orange County, there between Los Angeles and San Diego, was left of Trump’s Iran target list likely due its being Republican, even MAGA, leaning. In OC, surfers will be bobbing in the lineup worrying only about developing Lipsurfomas and not being blown to smithereens.
Yuck.
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If Southern California got nuked flat, half of the “locals” in Costa Rica would never paddle out again
Mr Trump should give california back to mexico, my ladyboy cousin has business in pasadena. We not get along, whole place has mexican name and mexican people.
Mexico and America are both run by the same people.
Cartel?
I’ve got those lumps on both sides of my rib cage.
Go surfing, they said. It’s ultra healthy, they said.
Next minute….eyes covered in pterygiums, ears blocked with boney growths, chest disfigured by fatty deposits. If it wasn’t for girls on the beach in bikinis it’d barely be worth it. Even that’s giving me back ache after decades of. sucking my gut in whilst walking past them.
Should’ve been a ten pin bowler.Thats where the glory and glamour is at.
Kelly and Tyler have em worse than any other cunt on the planet according to them
Inspirational
The word “Strike” has many connotations.
ditto on da lumps
Cunts off his head. Time of comment 554am, time it took about 15 seconds
How long did it take for you to pull up your panties?
I’m not wearing any! Like to give the fellas at work a hump day treat
Easy access kind of guy?
Imagine if any Dem said that. They would probably storm that capitol… again.
That riot at the Huntington Op Pro over boobies was more violent than when your Capital got “ stormed”.
By a bunch of boobs.
Try not to be a massive cunt. People were killed that day by deranged lunatics, and some received injuries that they would soon die from. Try to be a good cunt instead.
“mostly peaceful”
Proof positive that that people by and large are easily influenced and quick to forget.
Brazil about to make that same mistake.
I read that yesterday and I almost can’t believe it. That cunt’s son is who they’re going to choose.
Apparently they’ve been flooding the zone on social media with lies and inaccuracies against the gov. Same playbook as was highlighted in the brilliant documentary,The Great Hack. These facist cunts fly Steve Bannon, and his team, around the world teaching their techniques to all the losers in any country who asks for help fooling their populations and winning elections.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Hack
Who died? A unarmed lady got murdered by a cop with an itchy trigger finger.
That’s it and that’s all.
Oh, is it?
Yep. Not even ant overturned or burning cop cars. That’s your bare minimum for social unrest. The most violence came from news anchors getting red faced screaming at the camera about massive destruction and injury that never actually happened.
Read many books?
You can’t reason with conspiracy theorists.
There’s no “i” in team but there is one in “theorist”.
Honestly , the actual conspiracy theory is that Jan 6 was some massive revolutionary attempt.
Im a neutral observer and can tell you straight that anyone spouting the “threat to our democracy “ dribble about the Capital is as deluded as Otto.
You should educate yourself on the workings of the US Constitution and peaceful transfer of power in the US before commenting on such matters. And moving the goal posts with each comment is an interesting way to conduct a conversation, but you do you. Haven’t really seen anyone refer to a “massive revolutionary attempt” except you.
The difference between an insurrection and a revolution is basically semantics.
Nothing of note happened. Cops get injured all the time. None were killed.
That George Floyd / BLM pantomime rubbish was way more violent than Jan 6 yet no one gives a fuck about it anymore.
Get off the high horse Gila. Plenty of people in this country remember what happened to George Floyd. You lose me quickly with the pantomime crap too, not sure how that relates to anything that would be construed as racist.
What’s reading got to do with this? Anyone can watch what unfolded. It’s not a secret. Nothing much of interest happened. No politicians were strung up. The building wasn’t held under seige for days until ransom conditions were met. The building wasnt burnt to the ground in a conflagration of revolutionary zeal.
Fuck all happened beyond news media losing their shit in pursuit of hyping Americans into mindlessness.
For fucks sakes Gila!! Something like 170 cops were injured along with numerous others. Maybe that’s fuck all in your weird world but to most people that is much more than fuck all. All the other bullshit you list is totally unrelated to the occurrences of Jan 6. Its called Ritalin, go swallow one or two.
Worse violence was inflicted on Aussies who got caught outside without a mask during covid.
On a scale of 1-10 you’d put the Jan 6 violence at about a 2.
You are clearly an educated individual but your inability to control your emotions and outbursts creates a opaque layer on that.
Or three. His meds are definitely off, as he was kinda normal for a while recently.
Because we have differing perspectives on an event I’m insane?
sure, sure.
I like police too, good customer
Anyone can “watch”? You’re gettin’ further away from the VAER IMO.
This image, taken in the halls of one of the three highest branches of US government, says otherwise.
Anyone who denies, downplays, condones, or excuses this bullshit for any reaon is a traitorous monkey who doesn’t deserve the benefits or priviledges that being a citizen of this country provides them.
This should be not tolerated in any institution anywhere full stop, had this incident taken place in any other country it would have been called an attempted insurrection. The fact the people tolerated this shows how great the disconnect is and how little importance civil service and government means to those that in reality benefit from it the most.
Next time you want to cry about the evil USA being responsible for your percieved diminished lifestyle and high gas prices, just remember you supported the players that made it so…
Huh? A bunch of gormless clowns standing unarmed in the middle of a room is an attempted insurrection?
Is this satire?
More importantly, are you on your period?
Its called a trip to the chemist and apparently someone is late.
Yes.
A bunch of easily influenced lemmings who were able to get as far as they did with the help of easily influenced traitorous lemmings on the inside.
It may look like a failed shitshow, and like all of Trumps ventures it was, but that doesn’t excuse shit.
It just goes to show how much can be accomplished with psyops.
Considering how much you are always bleating on about how civilized culture matters it is astonishing to see you gleefully slurp the Kool-Aide down like it was the last drop of drink left on this planet.
Have you seen the ProPublica report that logged hours and hours of video posted to Parler that day?
I tried to edit rather than respond to my own comment, but that fucking edit button disappears as I try to click it. Anyway, I ask you that because I reckon you are the most likely to have seen it.
What’s it all about, Sofa?
I reckon your opinion is worth a listen. Lay it on us.
ProPublica did a deep dive and gathered user videos from Parler, the preferred social networking platform at that time used by MAGA. It’s the most comprehensive report I’ve seen. Those present that day speak for themselves.
https://projects.propublica.org/parler-capitol-videos/
Internet good, people can see everything, even anti america socialist bad behave
Hey Chief Hot Stuff. Welcome back.
No, mate. For better or worse it’s not anyone but myself.
We in Oz were spared most of the Jan 6 propaganda assault inflicted on you guys so we got to see it a bit more objectively. It was fuck all.
All piss and wind.
i still remember the initial images of the crowds out the front and the smoke rising and I thought “ Holy fuck….they’ve burned down the Capital building “. Then you Learn thst it was just flares like at a soccer match and the crowd wasn’t doing much more than pushing and shoving like any mosh pit and it was ….meh
You were half a planet away but yet you were there to see it unfiltered from propaganda?
Especially the Murdoch propaganda that rules your news networks?
Unreal…
Unless you were there in the flesh, you saw the same televised shit I saw.
We both watched a bunch of morons wave American flags inside a building already festooned with American flags. They could have done the exact same thing on any given day during the official guided tour. Instead they bustled past cops, let off flares and did it the “ naughty” way.
They failed.
let’s give peas a chance and the last bomb to hit the west coast was WW2 when the J-pons lit a fire in Oregon dropped from a weather balloon. The armory for a west coast response placed rocket launchers and missiles all across SoCal. Thank Jeebus there was no threat to Ventucky, then,now or ever…(excepting the VALS, surf schools, and Taco Bell~)
The biggest threat 8 years ago was Capt Trump pissing on a Russian Embassy bed? Now?
Bomb LA. But wait til after the Trolley Dogs beat Tampa Bay in 7 at home for third consecutive WW3 (er World Series) win.
USA, USA, Japan, Japan…Taiwanian chips, Taiwanian chips…
Christ, you Septics get your knickers in a knot over nothing. So what if you got a bush fire and and Trumpy wet the bed in Moscow? Our coast was bombed by the Japs and our Prime Minister shit his pants at Maccas but you don’t see us spilling our beer at every slight.
Just another stupid comment from the crazy orange man
Anyone giving it any attention is obviously not paying attention.
THIS confuses me
It means that anyone still on the fence about where we sit and what needs to happen in November willfully has his head down and ass up.
You know what I’m talkin bout Willis.
There is much distracting to do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_the_zone
Mike Davis’ Ecology of Fear continues to be relevant.
I prefer Kind of Blue
Thanks a lot Otto.
the MAGA pack really got thinned out with the comments transition
They’re too busy still trying to figure out the differences between basketball teams.
They are too busy in moms basement banging their keyboards trying find a way that they can try to convince us that it all makes sense.
I ain’t transitioning for no one!
Reckon it’s losing its social cache now anyway. You’se had a good run for a while there.
How do I delete comments…?
Serious question.
You don’t.
Best upgrade ever…
Yes ! Live with my faults. !
You touch it you own it…
Loved the road trip. And it was free for us !
Do they pay rent or atleast contribute to helping around the house?
I shared it with you guys for free because it pretty much cost me an arm and a leg and half of my left nut…
Click here. (sorry realjack)
Damn….oh well don’t worry I’m not going to hold that against you.
Thanks Sofa