"It's like when a child repeats something he's heard the adults say which got enthusiastic approval from other grown ups."
The F1 Ace and current beau of ultra-influencer Kim Kardashian, Lewis Hamilton, has long held a fascination for what used to be the sport of kings but is now a hobby for surf-hat wearing over fifties.
When Lewis Hamilton was embroiled in a racism row with former FI champ Nelson Piquet after the latter described the former using an epithet outlawed to whites Lew fled the noise and went surfing in Malibu.
Lewis Hamilton’s surf bona fides have long been documented.
Three years ago, Lewis Hamilton nearly died at “25-foot” Pipeline following a dare from daddy of three Kelly Slater.
Kelly was like, ‘there’s no way you’re going out there,’” Hamilton said, “And I was like, ‘Kelly, I’m going out.’”
“This thing was massive, a huge tunnel, and I could see Kelly coming right down it in front of me. And I just had to make sure I didn’t get sucked in. So I dived down and grabbed the reef and prayed. I could hear the thing land behind me, like a bomb going off. My board got ripped off and snapped in half. I was very close to the end. But that excites me for some reason.”
Lewis Hamilton grabbed the Pipeline reef and prayed! Crazy, yes?
Anyway, fans of Lewis Hamilton will know he is often under fire for saying one thing and doing another. Hamilton preaches climate action while racing in a sport that flies people and freight to more than 20 countries a year. Owned and flew a private jet until 2019. Champions equality while living in tax-haven Monaco.
Lewis Hamilton campaigns on human rights yet takes huge pay to race in Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Bahrain. Preaches sustainability while dripping in diamonds and luxury fashion.
Praises Rwanda as a dream home and backs an African Grand Prix, despite Rwanda backing those nassy M23 rebels in Congo’s mineral-driven war.
Lewis bought his private jet through a BVI holding company to avoid tax He wears blood diamonds mined by African slaves He lives in Monaco to pay no income tax, but here he is to give you a lecture 😂
— Dux Backup (@DuxVul2) October 23, 2026
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Loved the guy as a kid but he’s just turned to total wank. Just shut up and drive the car ya prick.
Exactly that. The country that afforded him so much opportunity and wealth he chose to turn his back on and live in Monaco to avoid paying tax which could have been used for disadvantaged people in the UK.
The young guy that was on Top Gear in 2010(?) was excellent. I went to silverstone to support him in 2011. Now I absolutely DETEST him.
It’s all just soundbites, like when a child repeats something he’s heard the adults say which got enthusiastic approval from other grown ups.
Does that shift your needle on your like for Lewis Hamilton?
I could forgive anything, I think, given his love of surf, the kindness he shows Kim Kardashian’s children and his closeness to King Kelly.
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Soooo, reports ‘on-the-line’ suggest that it wasn’t the young Aussie woman who complained to the NSW cops at all.
But was actually the (ex)boyfriends father who was pissed off that his son had his phone smashed and was locked in another room while she was busy with 4 other blokes.
And apparently the un-named “Aussie surfer” involved and the (ex)boyfriend/son of the actual complainant aren’t exactly friendly, hence the complaint, all because of an uninsured broken phone…
Go lewis… shred tomorrow!
He only called him negrito, that’s not racist anywhere except California.
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Oh my be careful mate, thats somebody’s daughter you’re talking about there
You were the same until you had a daughter.
I’m not walking you through this and don’t use a skit of mine to launch shit humour at the person who is in your head 24/ fucking 7.
Well fucking apologies then and please excuse me
A rare piece of good news down here is at least that Seppo Cunt fella seems to have fucked off. What an absolute flog he was
I’m still here kook.
Hahaha so it was you Jack, I didn’t know mate
Gay guys have average girlfriend, like Hyoo jackman, and this guy
Jah.
Not sharky enough…NEXT!!
I was confused with the below as I assumed it referred to the Kardashian tunnel where many a man has become lost:
“This thing was massive, a huge tunnel”
He’s Laird’s son…
A massive hypocritical cunt ya say Dez, no wonder he gets on so well with old baldy then ay
I don’t think KS do hypocrisy, or am I wrong?
Haha I take it you jest Dez?
imagine having to deal with Kanye as the ex.
It’d be pretty epic, you’d think, singalongs, clothing discount vouchers etc.
hope he’s got no ashkenazi heritage.
Only poss would be Sephardi you’d think.
Could be a dash of Mizrahi –
Sing along…deutchland deutchland ashkenazi 🎵