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Tahiti sex scandal surfing’s “Watergate” warns the sport’s greatest influencer

“The most damaging incident in the history of competitive surfing amateur or professional."

The iconic surf writer, former pro surfer, creator of Rip Curl’s The Search campaign and fins-free pioneer, Derek Hynd, has thrown a little historical perspective, I’d guess you’d call it, behind the Tahiti sex scandal that is giving the WSL the shivers.

Derek Hynd, a former world twelve, whose writing and ideas influenced everyone from Tom Curren to Andrew Kidman to Ellis Ericson, described the event as surfing’s “Watergate.”

Just before The Incident broke I became privy, being private, to details still yet to emerge, including the alleged assault of a close male friend to the victim during the incident timeline with a door allegedly being locked, and a father later at wit’s end back home trying to secure police action. The timeline from incident to public exposure has been Aug 18 to Oct 14, the better part of two months. This is, potentially if not already, the most damaging incident in the history of competitive surfing be it amateur or professional, that’s 70 years back to the grand eloquence of the Makaha International. Frankly, disastrously, it smacks of nothing less than first exposures to Watergate, that which remains the watershed legal mire of proving innocence or guilt in determining perpetrators and accessories Before and After the Fact. I do note exposed precedents pre current administrations involving rape and Class A drugs, damage control each time just about sweeping grades of depth under the carpet. This, however, puts other public singularities in the shade.

Derek Hynd, Hynd, who is sixty-nine and whose “friction-free” surfing and reflections on his throat cancer form the nucleus of Andrew Kidman’s Beyond Litmus, the sequel to the seminal 1996 film Litmus, worked as a pro surfing coach between 1984 to 1988 and followed the tour, in one way or another, throughout the nineties.

At one point, and along with the “least huggable pro of all” Shane Beschen, Derek Hynd mounted a tour putsch that failed due to reasons long lost to history.

A notable figure on tour in the eighties and nineties was the photographer and writer Paul “Sarge” Sargeant, who assaulted a popular surf journalist in his sleep. A while back at Stab, I commissioned the noted Fred Pawle to write a story Sarge’s misadventures. At one point the story stalled because a former Tracks editor said Sarge would kill himself if it ran. Another surf journalist, notable for being very vocal about the Tahiti scandal, and whose own behaviour with gals wasn’t always so chivalrous, was similarly pushy in trying to get the story iced.

Hypocrisy, no?

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Phil's Wart (Disqus)

No doubt.

Low wide stinkbug stance

The hypocrisy of nick Carroll being Mr dignified exposer of the truth should be lost on precisely no one.

Would be absolutely astonished if Derek Hynd doesn’t know of other scandals that do not meet or exceed the alleged Tahiti incident.

Andy Irons resulted in death remember.

Drug smuggling resulted in some high profile deaths of high profile surf identities.

Yet others made their girlfriends allegedly smuggle for them. And allegedly take the rap when busted.

Did we ever hear of this in Tracks? If I know this, it’s pretty sure that Tracks did. Where were you then nick?

Two of the biggest surf labels of all time have some allegedly “colourful” history that never got reported in the press until years after the fact.

Headless corpse of one 80s surf brand owner got found in Bali. That will take some beating.

FL Skunk Ape

Disgusting – put it all out there. Anyone trying to ice this story is a fucking coward.

Andy C

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Strayan Cunt

Hahaha. When is the we don’t care about Griff openly rooting an underage school chick or Cole supporting the Tate Brothers and so on Portugal Open Comp starting? Its the weekend so surely there are enough school kids on the beach for the competitors now?

deeks

Me trying to log in

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Phil's Wart (Disqus)

The struggle is real

@TheRealJackMeoff

Maybe just stay logged in?

Strayan Cunt

Hey Mindy celebrating my beloved mum getting the all clear tonight that even left doctors and heart surgeons awe struck. If I’m pissed enough I may even post up a fruit bowl shot in the live chat for ya.

I know you’ve seen it all before but maybe it’ll cheer ya up when you’re giving all those disgusting, fat old cunts happy endings tomorrow? I know it will definitely cheer up that massive softcock Negatron who despite being in Nias seems to be spending most of his time trying to rage bait me on here.

Negatron I give less than zero fucks what you think about me, life or surfing so get back to being a massive kook cunt in your boardies and those fucked up clown shoes cuz they suit ya perfectly dickhead yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Mindy

Day off tommorow,
We make a thai food and watch tape recording of client for laughing, heehee.
You still hold record of cum in 18 seconds.
God bless for your mummy.

Strayan Cunt

I made it to 18 seconds, faaaaark me thats me personal best. Yous must be good at stringing it out up there darl so thank you and enjoy ya day off tomorrow xx

Jim Brown

Dez, the everyone-knows-everyone nature of the industry has always looked rank to me. Where the writers and editors had every incentive not to publish the bad as well as the good. It’s why I prefer being on Swellnet (always been independent) and over here (where you and Chas are – after years around the main titles – now doing your own thing).

Can you share, obviously not names, but…how much did you know was going on when you were at the helm of ASL and more involved in the industry?

Andy C

lol who gives a shit

Strayan Cunt

Live chats are fucked now ay cunt

Strayan Cunt

Dez as someone who has spent most of his his life involved in the surf media and bubble how do you honestly see this thing going? I have lived on the fringes due to mates and so and I just see it ending in nothing but claims, allegations with no firm end result or ruling.

The incident happened two months ago and neither police force seem interested in ever bringing it to court. Al’s ex has now said her part and encouraged other females to make their claims but surely now this just turns into further allegations that just ruin peoples reputations without a chance of them defending themselves?

I am in no way defending these people I’m just saying it’s a pretty fucked up way to find the truth behind all this. Would genuinely love to hear your honest take cuz I reckon you would have a very, very good take on all that is unfolding mate

Phil's Wart (Disqus)

Honestly without an investigation , medical examination , medical evidence ie: DNA swab..it’s all based on here say . The time elapsed is also a big factor and shifts responsibility if any to the WSL. They shit the bed on this one. Public scrutiny seems to be raging . Where’s Interpol? Do they give a shit ?

Durban Poison

No surprise Dez is outraged about the Sarge cover up but less so about the Al cover up.

JSC

Paul Sargeant was forced off tour in October of 2005 – 21 years ago now. Sarge was never arrested, charged, or prosecuted for the unsolicited sexual act he performed on a sleeping Vaughan (Adam) Blakey in 2005, or for any other rumoured incidents.

Instead of a legal trial, his actions and any controversy around them were handled directly and discreetly by the sport’s governing body and made to disappear.

As for Andy Irons, every addict is responsible for their own actions. They either drug themselves to death or they decide not to use ever again and gradually recover, with assistance.

As addicts bear sole responsibility for their actions, uitlanders cannot take blame when they die and cannot take credit when they live.

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Durban Poison

Interesting and all. But it seems you missed my point.

Mindy

If i had a dollar for evertime i didnt give consent, id be poor.

Kwan (Disqus)

Skeletons? Closets? Shady sweeps? Old guards?

Another influencer, secret agent free longy tom tom, took to the podium, over at the supreme bastion of surfeein’, the swillnut club menz shed!!! That meat eaters, muscals hatin’, injaree riddled hall of fame! Not to mention racism and misogyny!

Stupe’ emails me continually, relentlessly pourin’ his lil’ heart out, always has. I only ever sent one, way back, to his chrome dome side kick, replying to his pleas. I relayed that, sure, I understood his position, what, with all the racism and misogyny, then of course, the comments by many posters pointing out the zen, dreamy like attacks on my wife, even the threats against me, even when legally qualified commenters warned the dream team that those dreamy online threats… n stuff…

Anyway in stupe’s latest email, well, heez… Well heez back in the bus, juzz lettin’ me, n God only knows who else, know that heez fired up the bus, n back in the driver’s seat… agin’!!! Juzz makin’ me, n God only knows who else, aware that that he’s sorta… steerin’ shite… sorta distancin’ himself… from swillnutty stuff… n stuff. Includin’ secret agent free longy tom tom’s swillnut outburst, and that, in fact, contrary ta that swillnutty outburst, he, stupe’, is actually somewhat partial ta dirk… harv’s ‘ol buddy, n their vastness, n the poor ‘ol wsl… n comps n stuff… that dream team combo… Coz, the very opposite ta secret agent free longy tom tom’s swillnutty stuff… Well… stupe’s juzz sayin’, heez in the wheel houz… agin’…

The good ‘ol, zen like, scissor hand/back paddle/look away faint hearted combo… Guaranteed to leave you stuck at the bottom, left behind… looks good from a distance… but…

Retreatin’ ta the shade… in the bus, I mean ya don’t wanna get too hot n bothered… in the market… let alone in the mire, down at the swillnut club menz shed…

Wimmen fokes welcome but… so longy as…

Anyway, they reckon an extra pair of eyes helps, glued on the back of ya, when the buses come out ta play…

That’s That and… or hang on… is it… Tricks for young playerz!!!

MyGFsChinese

So this alleged act occurred two months ago and there have been no arrests or charges? This dude’s career and reputation are ruined and he’s permanently out of his livelihood based on allegations alone with no actual legal proceedings by the authorities taken against him?

It’s fuckin crazy the way the world works now days. I’m all for locking up every sex offender, abuser and CHOMO and throwing away the key, but so far this is all flimsier than the Duke LaCrosse scandal. At least there were actual charges brought by the authorities in that case.

Trev

His silence is deafening given the allegations. If you were innocent and in this situation would you keep your mouth shut? Something deeply concerning happened in Tahiti and from what his ex GF has said, the bloke has form.

MyGFsChinese

Not sure how things work legally in Mexico or Tahiti, but here in the US when something like this happens, I certainly never hold the alleged perpetrator’s silence against him. In fact, his defense counsel would probably put a gag order on the client so he doesn’t get himself in deeper shit. So, no, I’m not making the determination that the “bloke has form” because an ex made allegations on Instagram. I could make an Instagram post accusing anybody of anything…that doesn’t make it true.

I have no idea if he did it or not, but until he’s convicted of something or admits to it, innocent until proven guilty. It’s the rule of law.

Trev

His lawyers are welcome to join the conversation at anytime. Their silence is deafening too.
Dropped by his sponsors and dropped by his management team.
It doesn’t look good.

longtom2.0

At one point the story stalled because a former Tracks editor said Sarge would kill himself if it ran. Another surf journalist, notable for being very vocal about the Tahiti scandal, and whose own behaviour with gals wasn’t always so chivalrous, was similarly pushy in trying to get the story iced.

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Baker and Carroll?

Mindy

If somone does something i will kill myself, is so hot right now

Ron Swanson

Ridgeway and Baker

snapper

Tricky Dick rocking the hard shoes on the hard sand literally owning it.

JSC

The Paul Sargeant scandal would have been seismic, if not handled correctly and made to disappear with as little fuss as possible.

Notable that after Sarge was given his ultimatum never to set foot in the vicinity of an ASP sanctioned surfing event again or face arrest and prosecution – he didn’t.

Good to hear there is a formal investigation under way in Tahiti, but considering it has been more than two months since the alleged incident and the investigation is just getting started, it doesn’t seem to be a priority for the police.

It would likely be different if the gal was a local and not an Australian.

@TheRealJackMeoff

So you think wiping it under the rug was the correct way to handle it?
Elo too?
Maybe if that was handled appropriately in the public eye the boil would have been lanced and we might not be where we are now?
One thing leads to another.

Abscessed Llama (Disqus)

Seismic in what regards? Missing the point, never been good at reading between the lines. Appears you had a guy who was attracted to young men and worked around young men. Possibly people new had uncontrollable issues!? Now was it sodomy, oral. and/or “Mindy Fest”..

Blowin

Geez, there’s some beautiful waves ridden in the comp yesterday. Deep, deep cylinders. Dreamy stuff.

But I guess rehashing the same National Enquirer scandal rubbish is more attractive to an editor and his fake-meat eating audience than remarking about actual surfing?

Yesterday I consciously decided to write about surfing just to get away from the Tahiti bullshit. Zero inspiration to tell a story. Motivated exclusively by an urge to change the topic. So I found an old photo and wrote something. Anything. It was shit writing as it was a pure pump and dump but it didn’t matter. Anything but this same shit that’s plastered everywhere and turned into the outrage-wank of the month.

Fuck , Derek….please write something that’s not about this rubbish.

Blowin

 “the infantile commentary kills.”

Do you mean the WSL commentary kills the comp?

Come on, Dekka. A man of your talent can still issue a unique perspective on even the most generic day of comp surfing, Even your disinterested 35 years-in, jaded worst is a cut above.

Actually, fuck the comp. Tell us about one of your adventures cruising the planet chasing stories. I found an old issue of Surfing Life at the local book shop. Fifty cents! It’s the one where you go to Cloud Nine back in the day. Surely you’ve got hundreds of similar tales up your sleeve?

Still recall when you made passing water into interesting reading. Your descriptions of taking a piss under the stars at Warrorra station in the Desert issue. The “satisfying weight of the cock in your hand “. At the time I thought it was intriguingly avant garde. Because it was. More of that. No, not a request for literally more dick-in-hand stories.

PS….Massive respect for the relentless honesty to direct questioning.

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Blowin

Yes. But….surfing!

Here’s a metaphor for the cynics: I’ll never tire of sleeping with the woman I love.

I genuinely still enjoy watching surfing. Feel pity for me f it makes you feel better. I’m a hopeless romantic.

100% you should focus that politically tempered mind into your own well of experience. You’ve got a unique voice, talent and a wealth of authentic adventure. Crew will lose their shit over your recasting personal history through a lens which has matured since the events unfolded.

Fuck, I don’t know you from a bar of soap but I suspect there’s more to sustaining BG all this time than the economics. Don’t you still fan the coals of surf stoke deep,within you? Even though it’s probably sort of gauche to admit it to yourself?

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Blowin

That’s always been the gold.

BograilCutback

Enlightenment

Strayan Cunt

Ive got heaps more cock in hand stories if ya wanna hear em mate, although I am trying to move over from that genre and on to deeper and more meaningful subjects at the moment haha

longtom2.0

give us the Cloudbreak story in 50 words mate.

Strayan Cunt

could never do it in 50 but like I just told Deeks I’m about to start rewriting it. I’ll try to keep it short but theres just so much fucking info to squeeze in. What’s the secret or shall I just write it as I remember it?

Blowin

If you tell a story in a single paragraph preview you’ll never expand it into a story.

longtom2.0

I’d disagree- you should be able to have a 50-100 word synopsis- it has to be about something and that should be easy to summarise.

But maybe Strayan might not do the long version if he gives us the synopsis.

No secrets – just write the thing.

Strayan Cunt

I was in Fiji and it was massive. I nearly drowned then flew home again hahaha

longtom2.0

ok cool.

what were the short, medium and long term effects>?

Strayan Cunt

I’m just gunna go for it now and it better not get lost again

@TheRealJackMeoff

We already knew that much.

JSC

Use an AI tool like Google Gemini and ask to “make more concise” – will ruthlessly edit your prose to less than half the previous length in about three seconds

Strayan Cunt

How fucking dare you sir, I will do no such thing. If I take hours writing these words yous will all have to suffer and read them haha

JSC

Maybe you should write a book –

Strayan Cunt

I reckon I could fill one with stories but who the fuck wants to buy, publish or read a book of memoirs of a strayan cunt hahaha

Strayan Cunt

Talking of commentary Dez is there any chance you can chuck on the English speaking version on to the live chat tonight? Couldn’t make out a fucking word those Portuguese cunts were on about last night. Cheers mate

Strayan Cunt

Haha I easily believe that if ya speako da lingo mate but I don’t unfortunately so it just sounded like white noise. Actually so do the seppo and strayan cunts so yeh just do what ya feel mate

Trev

Who gives a fuck about the commentary . I don’t follow surfing or any other activity/sport for the fucking commentary. The surfing in Portugal is good. Write about Tahiti too but don’t blame the commentary from the WSL on your lazy stories.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I was thinking of penning a piece to get the guys at swellnet all fired up, maybe something along the lines of,
“Are BG commentators the lowest of the low?”
That or something about how wanking makes your hands hairy.
It’s a toss up.

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longtom2.0

Jack, no offence mate- but for a man as tightly wound as you, it’s probably not the best idea to try and rile others up to get your balls tickled.

Even though I’m sure what you write will be entertaining.

Last edited 12 hours ago by longtom2.0
@TheRealJackMeoff

I’m only tightly wound on mondays and wedensdays.
Fridays are all good.

longtom2.0

suspect most people feel the opposite – a bog standard day at pretty Supertubes is not as interesting or relevant as the Tahiti incident and all the other skeletons rattling around in closets.

one is completely forgettable and of almost zero consequence and the other has ramifications extending well beyond the present day.

Blowin

What ramifications?

You think there’s anything new about any of that business? Irrespective of what actually transpired and how it turns out , it’s all as old as time.

longtom2.0

we’ll see.

I never said it was new.

I enjoyed your G-land story, but this compelled me more.

Appreciate you think differently.

Blowin

It probably wouldn’t be too bad if I’d just read about it on here. Unfortunately I’m a compulsive reader and so waded through that Swellnet thread and it was grim as fuck. Felt like I needed a shower afterwards. So much self righteousness and sanctimony. So many bad takes. So much overreaction. So many dumb cunts jumping at the opportunity to flaunt their lack of nuance.

Beyond that I don’t find anything compelling about tawdry salaciousness. I lived literally next door to this same situation and that was enough for me.

sftical

Nothing like invoking Nixon to get Surfing’s silent majority talking. Careful what you ask for.

@surfads (Disqus)

I still unable to comment on this wretched platform

@surfads (Disqus)

Except for that one.

Real talk, it seems to allow me to comment about once every 3 days or so. Probably a good thing


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