New and exclusive pictures! What do they mean?
Has Kelly Slater’s wavepool in quaint Lemoore, California kept you awake at night? Dreams of milk chocolate barrels running all day? God’s majestical handiwork transferred to the world’s most handsome bald man?
There are still so many more questions than answers. Kelly has kept quiet about the whole business after launching that incredible video before the champagne had dried on poor Adriano de Souza’s cheeks. The result of an ancient blood feud perhaps? Maybe.
But here! A hard-working detective, a man with both grit and brawn, has uncovered mysterious pictures. Like, those that beamed back from the Mars Rover! What lurks beneath all that farm run-off/water? Apparently this!
What does it mean? I have no idea. My engineering skills are suspect, at best. But you might know! Tell us what’s happening here!
Also, apparently Kelly has begun inviting people to come and surf his creation. Who is first on the list? Oh no. Not your friends from BeachGrit but rather, allegedly, the son of Kelly’s old boss’s (the wonderful Bob McKnight) son Robbie! Robbie McKnight! Getting his shred on!
So there you are.
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Volcom A-team going before the Pipe Pro (for clips to run during the webcast).
I assume that the hole in front is the end of the wave pool, where the wave closes out on the ridge and then the deep hole dissipates the wave energy.
You sure this isn’t the Mexican border..?
It’s a picture from the Trump campaign!
went to high school with robbie mckight kids a kook! but i guess if your daddys company funded this massive venture your as deserving as anyone
Ignorance isn’t a good look on you.
excuse me i meant “inadvertently funded”. i.e. Quik and Kelly’s 20+ years of million dollar contracting, of which i’m Mr Slater used a little bit of in the duration of this project. read between the lines P Dog, daftness isn’t a good look on anyone
You have no idea who funded this thing so quit bullshitting. I’d be surprised if Kelly even has that much skin in this. Why should he, they need him. By the way, Quik has been public for like 20 years. It hasn’t been ‘daddy’s’ company for a long time.
I bet you were a kook in highschool too.
Now come on, are we to expect that McKnight’s son didn’t go to a good school? Judging by your spelling and grammar I doubt you went to a high school, never mind a good one!
But wait, you said “pictures” plural! Are you holding out on us? We might be able to get even more sage advice a la david f
Oh ya, what you have here is very obvious, a long hole with a weird metal fence on one side and a smaller round hole in front of it, see, you can tell by the way it is if you look really hard.
Long Hole©
Weird Metal Fence©
Smaller Round Hole©
Thanks, now if Kelly uses any of my technical terms I can sue