Is this the worst depiction of surfing ever?
This Sunday is the Super Bowl and will you watch? For those unawares, the Bronocs from Denver are taking on the Panthers from the Carolinas and it is going to be a total dog, I think. But it won’t really matter because Americans tune in to the Super Bowl religiously.
It is why the National Football League is so extraordinarily powerful. The compulsion to view outweighs almost every good reason not to and so, either purposefully or accidentally, either in rooms crowded with party attenders or lonesome studios, it will be on.
And of course you know that WSL CEO Paul Speaker came from the NFL. He was the Director of Marketing and Ideas. I wonder if he came up with this one?
Which begs the question. Is this the worst depiction of surfing ever?
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this is breathtakingly shithouse
Montana’s legit. His surfing isn’t, but Montana’s legit.
Joe Montana leaves Santa Cruz covered in dodgy tatts and a heavy meth addiction.
I used to bartend here in SF. A few years back, Joe Montana came into my bar and ordered…some kind of beer, I forget which. I told him we were out of that. He then said, “Ok, give me a sparkling rosé.” I laughed and waited for him to tell me what he really wanted. Ten seconds later I realized that he wasn’t joking. Then I poured Joe Montana a tall flute of sparkling rosé. When he picked up the flute to drink, I noticed that he was wearing a Super Bowl ring.
If you had taken Tecmo Super Bowl seriously, you would have offered to blow him. Or at least kiss the ring.
I love it when they refer to Superbowl winners as “world” champions.
Concussion and acquired brain injury World Champions
Joe Montana is turning into Paul Reiser in his old age.
Superbowl sounds like a good day to go surfing… When I lived in Victoria and the Grand Final was on in the Ozzie Rules. I’d head straight to Winki-Pop. Crowd factor nil…
I like to go there in the middle of the night or when people go to work. fucking idiots with their jobs! do you know how many good waves come through in the middle of the night?
I have actually surfed Winki twice on a full moon… To many hippies out for my liking.
I’m the one usually hitting a pipe in the old falcon ute. Would be pleased to meet you next time.
Would love to Wigg, but alas I haven’t lived in Vicco for the best part of a decade.
Best time all winter to score the marquee point breaks uncrowded. Every year…Christmas dinner time and the Super Bowl.
what are rollers?
Hahahhaha!
What ..what did I just watch?