“Riding rollers to the big Kahuna-ville!”

Is this the worst depiction of surfing ever?

This Sunday is the Super Bowl and will you watch? For those unawares, the Bronocs from Denver are taking on the Panthers from the Carolinas and it is going to be a total dog, I think. But it won’t really matter because Americans tune in to the Super Bowl religiously.

It is why the National Football League is so extraordinarily powerful. The compulsion to view outweighs almost every good reason not to and so, either purposefully or accidentally, either in rooms crowded with party attenders or lonesome studios, it will be on.

And of course you know that WSL CEO Paul Speaker came from the NFL. He was the Director of Marketing and Ideas. I wonder if he came up with this one?

Zach Piona Takes Joe Montana Surfing

Which begs the question. Is this the worst depiction of surfing ever?

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capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago

this is breathtakingly shithouse

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Montana’s legit. His surfing isn’t, but Montana’s legit.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
10 years ago

Joe Montana leaves Santa Cruz covered in dodgy tatts and a heavy meth addiction.

Tom House
Tom House
10 years ago

I used to bartend here in SF. A few years back, Joe Montana came into my bar and ordered…some kind of beer, I forget which. I told him we were out of that. He then said, “Ok, give me a sparkling rosé.” I laughed and waited for him to tell me what he really wanted. Ten seconds later I realized that he wasn’t joking. Then I poured Joe Montana a tall flute of sparkling rosé. When he picked up the flute to drink, I noticed that he was wearing a Super Bowl ring.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

If you had taken Tecmo Super Bowl seriously, you would have offered to blow him. Or at least kiss the ring.

Jonah Hill's Surf Coach
Jonah Hill's Surf Coach
10 years ago

I love it when they refer to Superbowl winners as “world” champions.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
10 years ago

Concussion and acquired brain injury World Champions

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

Joe Montana is turning into Paul Reiser in his old age.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Superbowl sounds like a good day to go surfing… When I lived in Victoria and the Grand Final was on in the Ozzie Rules. I’d head straight to Winki-Pop. Crowd factor nil…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I like to go there in the middle of the night or when people go to work. fucking idiots with their jobs! do you know how many good waves come through in the middle of the night?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

I have actually surfed Winki twice on a full moon… To many hippies out for my liking.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I’m the one usually hitting a pipe in the old falcon ute. Would be pleased to meet you next time.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Would love to Wigg, but alas I haven’t lived in Vicco for the best part of a decade.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Best time all winter to score the marquee point breaks uncrowded. Every year…Christmas dinner time and the Super Bowl.

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

what are rollers?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

Hahahhaha!

david fffff
david fffff
10 years ago

What ..what did I just watch?


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