Unscrupulous low-level media outlet speculates wildly!
It’s the story on everyone’s lips, Josh Kerr violates WADA guidelines. Small-wave legend, barrel slayer, big-wave victor, one of the proud few to spin a free surf career into World Tour success. A feat more difficult than transitioning from amateur porn to Hollywood stardom.
Unscrupulous low level media online outlets are speculating wildly, the mainstream men keeping lips tightly buttoned, lest they offend. And the fans wait with bated breathe, wondering, “What shall be?”
A tour without Kerr would be a mundane attack on our hearts and minds, a terrifying descent into sporting legitimacy that would lay waste to our proud tradition of free spirited blood stream alteration.
Unscrupulous low-level media online outlets are speculating wildly, the mainstream men keeping lips tightly buttoned, lest they offend. And the fans wait with bated breathe, wondering, “What shall be?”
Are we witnessing the end of a icon?
Will the WSL’s wrath fall with the fury of mighty Mjölnir?
Why the radio silence? Is it indicative of corruption, a behind the scenes campaign to temper the Brazilian storm with the power of intravenous infusions?
I reached out to Dave Prodan, WSL VP of Communications, to find out more. His response? Shocking revelations, sure to change the course of the world.
With regards to Josh Kerr’s treatment on the Gold Coast, a TUE was approved in accordance with the WSL Anti-Doping Policy and WADA International Standards. The certified medical staff on site were authorized to administer the treatment in those circumstances.
anyone else bored of adrianos safety surfin
That sort of 2015 bland comment may get up-votes over at STAB… But here? I think you’ll need to up your game.
unlike you negatron, im voicing my opinion and not looking for up-votes merely a pleasant conversation
If pleasant conversation is asking people for “reach arounds” like you did yesterday… I might have to shift to your neighbourhood. But solid 7/10 comeback above… If being at my worst brings out your best, its just another personal sacrifice i’ll have too make to lift the comments around here.
mate its all happening in NOOSA, are you the trump of this comment board then ?? whats your view on sebastian falling off every wave i wanna know
KOLOHE DOESNT DO FULL ROTERS OR DOES HE????
Wasted prose on surfing pros…
Meh…if the guy is legitimately sick then he should get treatment. While the likelihood of Kerrzy dying of dehydration is slim it’s still a possibility as are other unpleasant side effects. And let’s be honest…WADA is a little like the TSA…there are people who are obviously up to no good but everyone has to suffer.
Amazing what being friends with the Commissioner can do for you.