Kocher: “Why I Faked Cancer!” (part one)

I have been the definition of manipulative and cruel…

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(Edit by Chas Smith! Read why here!)

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Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

Your last statement is absolutely true though.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

I didn’t get caught. I came clean.

Fahking Haole
Fahking Haole
10 years ago

I was wondering how it was possible that this ass clown got over 60 comments until I realized that Derek gave him access to respond to almost every actual comment…

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
10 years ago

What fun this is. Sociopaths are just the best! Especially when they are personally responding to all the panty-bunched vitriol being hurled at them in the comments section.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Bubba Zanetti

I mean I have nothing else to do at the moment.

Zach Makki
Zach Makki
10 years ago

Beachgrit why let this loser write anything? I ain’t even reading it don’t need to hear this losers sob story or explanation for what he did. Just cut ties with him and move on. The dudes pathetic

nofway
nofway
10 years ago

While you can say you will reform, you story will probably be like this: Barry Jay Minkow (born March 22, 1966)[2] is an American former businessman, pastor, and convicted felon. While still in high school, he founded ZZZZ Best (pronounced “Zee Best”), which appeared to be an immensely successful carpet-cleaning and restoration company. However, it was actually a front to attract investment for a massive Ponzi scheme. It collapsed in 1987, costing investors and lenders $100 million—one of the largest investment frauds ever perpetrated by a single person, as well as one of the largest accounting frauds in history. The scheme is often used as a case study of accounting fraud.

After being released from jail, Minkow became a pastor and fraud investigator in San Diego, and spoke at schools about ethics. This all came to an end in 2011, when he admitted to helping deliberately drive down the stock price of homebuilder Lennar and was ordered back to prison for five years. Three years later, he admitted to defrauding his own church and was sentenced to an additional five years in prison. As a result of his crimes, he faces having to pay a total of $612 million in restitution—an amount that he will likely spend the rest of his life repaying.

Captain Obvi
Captain Obvi
10 years ago

Nothing bugs me more than an addict Promising to be Better in the Future… “hey creep – why not just do all those things for a year or so then…… “

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Captain Obvi

Fun thing, I havent been actively using heroin since early May of last year. I slipped up once back in February and smoked some because it was around. All of this happened roughly a year ago.

Captain Obvi
Captain Obvi
10 years ago

Yes, but you talk about the future…. Don’t say you are going to do stuff… Just go do it.. Plus, you were locked up for a good part of that time.. So since you have been out, you smoke some heroin 2 months ago, and that was not your fault. It was heroins because it was around.. Ummm, pretty hard to be someplace that H. Thanks for proving my point.

Astro Dick
Astro Dick
10 years ago

Manipulative BPD attention whore gets attention he craves, continues to manipulate. Tune in tomorrow and eternity for a downward spiral of perpetually repetitive behaviour!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago

Confessions are for the wind and sea. Go tell them.

Then go do something for others, without expectation of acknowledgement or anyone caring.

Ditch the ego.

On a brighter note! Another piece has been leaked from the upcoming BetterKnown line for BG:

The Caio Ibelli Italian Stallion Last Minute Winner Takes All Onesie.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
10 years ago

Not going to bother reading this, I wish you all the best in your future Michael, but I’m not really interested!

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Hey, BG, can we skip Part 2? It’s just going to be a list of excuses for being a terrible person.

Student8888
Student8888
10 years ago

Agree. Beach Grit is just contributing to the problem. If someone confesses to the desire to be wanted, popular, accepted… Why give him a platform to achieve that? Moronic.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

You realize by reading and commenting you’re actively encouraging more of my writing to be run?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Can you ever just shut up?
P.S. that was a rhetorical question.
P.P.S. you’re not as intelligent as you seem to think you are.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

I am precisely as intelligent as I think I am. Take that how you will.

Ice Cube
Ice Cube
10 years ago

Nah, you´re in jail, fucked for life. I’m pretty sure you´re as dumb as they come.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Ice Cube

Or not?

Ice Cube
Ice Cube
10 years ago

denial springs eternal.

Student8888
Student8888
10 years ago

That is the most retarded thing ever. Are you listening to yourself. Your ego just loves this shit huh? That’s why you’re in jail hillbilly. Me voicing my opinion to block your shit writing is encouraging who? Beach Grit? If Beach Grit is that stupid to let a guy who embarrassed them continue to publish articles… Well good for your ego. I’d just shut up and disappear. If you really need to express your writing skills for self fulfillment… Go find some ex-con blogs, jailhouse chat rooms or prisoner family/victim threads to tell all the other people what you did. You just don’t see it. You’re just perpetuating your ego driven desires.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Not in jail.

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

This article should just be taken down as well.

Gynecomastia
Gynecomastia
10 years ago

As almost everyone else in this thread, my bullshit detector is ringing. But I still want to see the rest, if nothing else to kick back and admire the shit storm that ensues.

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Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  Gynecomastia

My favorite meme.

qtsg
qtsg
10 years ago

Tomorrow: Tears, confessions and how YOU can make a difference through the Michael Kocher Gofundme Rehab Programme. Just fifty dollars can help heal a mother’s broken heart!

(I confess, I’ve just skimmed. It’s only longtom who holds my attention if it’s over 300 words)

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  qtsg

Nah, even I’m not THAT transparently evil. Only captain planet villains are.

P.s.

That desire to read the rest is why I am still being published. Just saying.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

spoke too soon. you overestimate your draw.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

Nah, I’m usually more cocky and less reflective.

wincy
wincy
10 years ago

This is a horrible attempt to obtain and exploit exposure by both Beachgrit and this bloke, and will only result in more narcissistic filth. Just pull the story and go do something good with your day.

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
10 years ago

worst thing about junkies is they burn you so much that you can never tell whats for real an whats bullshit.an this just sounds like more well written bullshit

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago

Better than poorly written bullshit?

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
10 years ago

Of course 🙂
Wish my junky scumbag cousin could have written half as well as you. An try to explain the lies an hurt he caused everyone. Unfortunately he did just kill himself..
But that’s the cowards way out. Good luck in turning it all around

BD
BD
10 years ago

This guy is just a stain

KoloheLover69
KoloheLover69
10 years ago

article stinks like a crack whores vagina

claimbomb
claimbomb
10 years ago

What a kook… and not in a Bowie good way.

20 mule team
20 mule team
10 years ago

Why are you still talking? This is just another meal to feed your ego. I didn’t sense one bit of remorse in this, just another platform for you to talk about yourself.

Michael A Kocher
Michael A Kocher
10 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

People see what they wish in other people’s writing.

Student8888
Student8888
10 years ago

This is exactly what people will see in your writing:
– YOU: On Nov 15th, I was high on crack and I fucked my girlfriend’s best friend. (I loved my gf so much. I’m sorry Jane Doe. I hope we can be friends again.). US: You’re ex-gf must’ve been a fucking crackhead junkie to be hanging out with you. And so was her best friend. Gee, their friends and family will be so stoked to put two and two together and realize you all were smoking crack together.

– YOU: On Christmas Eve, I broke into my mom’s house, stole her jewelry and hocked it at a pawn shop to buy crack. US: Your mom is a dumb ass too. Why are they paying for your legal defense? She’s a poor excuse for a mom. Enabler. “Thanks son for bringing attention to my failures as a parent.”

Bottom line bro… You FAKED CANCER to raise money to buy drugs. What else short of killing a retarded single mother in a wheelchair for her wristwatch could you have done that is worse than that? Petty Larson? Lying to your boys for cash? Nope. And again, what fucking good does that do to any of your victims by putting them on blast? They personally KNOW what you did to them. And that sucks and hurts enough. They don’t need it to be put out there for others to figure out you selfish prick – just so you can CONTINUE TO BE PUBLISHED as you said.

You can’t possibly be as intelligent as you say you are. If you were, you would understand that a full PUBLIC confession at this point is not even necessary and will be viewed as nothing more but self serving. If you really cared about your victims… You’d just disappear for as long as possible in this particular community without saying another word.


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