Mason Ho Uluwatu
A little Sammy Davis Jnr routine right in front of the cliffs at Temples, Uluwatu…

Mason Ho Plays Chicken at Ulus!

Artist and madman Mason Ho risks his slender limbs in front of 300 foot-high cliffs…

Life is short. It is also pointless, absurd, sad and, for quite a lot of it, plain wonderful. Twenty five short steps from being spat out of mammy to the dirt being shovelled onto your casket.

Therefore, when the noted shaper Matt Biolos suggested BeachGrit might want to join him at the Uluwatu Surf Villas during a shaping stint there recently, refusal, I believe, would’ve been the mark of someone who didn’t comprehend the brevity of existence. Words without experience are meaningless, as they say.

One highlight of the vay-cay was the showing of episode one of License to Chill. It’s a weekly series, filmed over the last two years, of Mason Ho and pals (mostly Cheeseburger, but also including Tom Curren and the rest of the Ho family) surfing around the world. Every Monday, for eight weeks, Licence to Chill appears on Surfline, with other outlets 48 hours behind.

I knew the series was coming ’cause BeachGrit was in talks to get exclusive first-run rights but we lost to Surfline, as was obvious, and as we must.

The first episode is notable for a few things: Keoni “Cheeseburger” Nozaki’s natural comedy routines (watch for his pre-surf warm-up!), Tom Curren surfing Uluwatu on a bodyboard and Tom and his son Pat’s outro jam.

But, the highlight, of this 17-minute edit, is Mason, this artist, this madman, surfing the ledge around the corner from Temples at Uluwatu, GoPro in his mouth, and playing chicken with the 300-foot high cliffs. Oh, you little deadly demon!

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longtom
longtom
10 years ago

just watching my first heat of Rio.
they have to be fucking kidding, right?

NoSlowMos
NoSlowMos
10 years ago

Burger looks like he’s riding switch, it’s just never going to look quite right.

Badger
Badger
10 years ago

What would be fantastic would be to helicopter Mason into some of those shitty, backwashy closeouts at Rio and then make him ride a 90’s gun where cross-stepping whilst cross-dressing is the only legit thing you claim.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
10 years ago

roller boogie boy

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

just start telling everyone it will be 3′ to 4′ every weekend and you can get those eyeballs too

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

That but where he’s fucking with the rocks is insane. Cheeseburger looks unbearable though.

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

probably thought he was way deep until they went to all the footage later that night

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

They all look like they’re on drugs but Cheese Burger is the one who really needs drugs. They say most animals have an approximate average amount of heart beats in a life time and I reckon he’s using his up at about the same rate as a Guinea Pig.

ox-head
ox-head
10 years ago

can’t wait for more. presumably this is the same cheeseburger who choked out the floridian kid in “welcome to paradise, now go to hell”

p.s. make sure you mention to biolos that the entire beach grit commentariat called him out on his “pro board is everything” bullshit

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  ox-head

Not the entirety! I agree with him.

ox-head
ox-head
10 years ago

granted…but saying the entirety makes for much better dramatic effect

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  ox-head

I respect that point.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I liked watching Tom Curren looking pretty baked banging on a tray on his head.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

check his Instagram for more in that vein

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

more curren. that was more of his edit than anyones and i loved every second of it.


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