It's voluptuous!
Are you at work, in bed, perhaps coiled into the curvy gams of an utterly nude sweetie, the yellow glow of sunrise peering into your room?
Shuck work, shuck bed pal, and flip open your phone, your laptop.
Because it’s quarter-final, semi final and, soon, finals time at the Fiji Pro and Cloudbreak is selling its body!
Gabriel just beat Adriano.
2016 Fiji Pro: Quarterfinal, Heat 1 Video
Right now, Kelly Slater is swinging into hands-free tubes hither and yon.
Kelly Slater Gets Pitted (Again)
It’s a Gabriel, Kelly semi.
Ace Buchan beats Mick Fanning!
Mick vs. Ace at Heavy Cloudbreak
Wilko beats John John for the second time in two days!
Ace v Wilko, second semi.
Come, click, watch! It’s the best event all year!
How dare Kelly assume that my wife and kids can’t get barrelled at Cloudbreak!
Ohhhh the sweet irony of surfing…
Ok.. more close, please…
So who have your guys got in Gabby vs. The King? I’m thinking Gabby steals it from the bald (headed) one.
…Kelly’s got thirty years at Cloudbreak. I’m swinging for the eagle…
I’m inclined to agree with you, but Gabby’s going better so far, and KS’ replacement board looks like shit.
You think? You didn’t like that first turn?
So wobbly!
…ah nuts… y’got me…but how good was that priority switch!
And thus ends my viewing of the Fiji Pro.
…wind gone from my sails too…
Found some old interview footage of Strider:
(If you close your eyes it is literally Strider)
https://www.youtube.com/wat…