BeachGrit TV: Do you know what rocker is?

Noted shaper Matt Biolos uses a "rock-o-meter" to explain the mysteries of… rocker!

I’ll be honest, I’m an absolute fool when it comes to engineering. My brain was not built to handle nuance, maybe, and so technical information gets stored in a giant confused mental warehouse. I don’t try and sort out what things really mean. I am satisfied simply knowing to what they generally refer and so the finer points are always and forever lost.

I suppose someone with my condition is generally called “retarded.”

And it was in this state that I waltzed into Matt “Mayhem” Biolos’s San Clemente shaping Mecca wearing Saint Laurent canvas sneakers done in a Bloods handkerchief motif, never-before-washed (1.5 years and counting) APC raw denim jeans with gorgeous marbling around the knee and crotch, a white Theory button up unfortunately browned at the neck, a Bread & Boxers wife-beater, Saint Laurent sunglasses (Classic 28 black w/gold lenses), a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust from 1971 and a Saint Laurent cross bracelet sent to me by our very own Derek Rielly. I love him!

Surfboard shaping is, of course, a fine science. The variables are close to infinite from length to width to thickness to…ummmmm…thickness. In the first episode of Like, Bitchin! Matt explained volume and how it relates to good overall surfing. He also explained (to me) which side of the surfboard is called “the deck.”

And now here we have him explaining rocker.

Do you know what rocker is? In my confused mental warehouse it was stored under “surf shit” in the same box as “bonzer” “potato chip” and “Nia Peeples.” I knew it had something to do with the way a surfboard curves but had no idea which part of the surfboard. The nose? The tail? From rail to rail?

Matt not only teaches us what rocker is (watch me sort of pretend to know!) but why it matters.

He is very smart. And now we are all very smarter too.

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DavidC
DavidC
10 years ago

Thanks Matt that really cleared it up for me!

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
10 years ago

The videos probably and Morgan’s writing!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

How FUCKED is it when the white shirt’s collar browns?

ps nobody can explain rocker. At least in a way anyone can understand. Its the surfboard version of String Theory.

Red
Red
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

It seems quite simple to me?

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
10 years ago

Last week, I went to interview noted shaper to the stars, Bill “Stretch” Reidel at his Santa Cruz factory to get schooled on the advantages of the four finned surfboard. I was wearing Dot Dash wraparounds, a backwards, New Era San Francisco Giants “flexfit” cap with 2 week old seagull shit on it, a plain white, Hanes “Beefy Tee”, Royal Blue “AND1” Men’s Pro League Basketball Shorts, a pair of camo Sanuk “Sidewalk Surfers” (8.5 years and never washed!), and a blue macramé friendship bracelet given to me by the WSL’s very own Peter Mel!

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

Aaron Gold has been shaping since he was 12; he’s from Hilo, and he charges.

qtsg
qtsg
10 years ago

Is it just me, or is Chas a dead ringer for footballing beanpole Peter Crouch?

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

most hated man in surfing?

bit unfair.

why not wash the jeans?

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

because, fashion.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago

It’s old but such a golden period! I remember being stunned by Rosie’s simple gorgeousness!

TheHomelessBoner
TheHomelessBoner
10 years ago

Old article from Stab but Rosy never gets old

Jocks
Jocks
10 years ago

Thinking and hearing two-fifths of fuck-all looking at that rocker-ometer

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
10 years ago

Matt biolos has 90 degree rocker on his man boobs.

Jocks
Jocks
10 years ago

Is Stab recycling stories again? The clip from Vimeo is 3 years old

janeausten
janeausten
10 years ago

…none the wiser after that, ‘mafraid.

Charlie Conway
Charlie Conway
10 years ago

*3/4 of commenters furiously googling “surfboard rocker before commenting*

Twoducks
Twoducks
10 years ago

Think you might find simon Anderson shaped his own boards and came up with a few good ideas hen again he’s not American so you guys wouldn’t register him

Red
Red
10 years ago
Reply to  Twoducks

Either is MR

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

“Who’s Aaron Gold?” Haha…
Btw, Chas, did you happen to ask about the progress of my demo board from Biolos? Lowers has been fun and I’m itching to shoot my Like Bitchin! segment soon.
PS. Yes, I’m going to run this into the ground!… so we’re clear…


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