In exchange for one interview Chas Smith promises to never write a bad word about WSL CEO Paul Speaker again!
That sumbitch Paul Speakr. That no good motherfuckr. Sumbitch.
Yeah? So what? I been drinkin again but so what? So? I got sum booz in me n then Google searched “Paul Speakr” n u know when the lass time he talked to the surf media was? U know?
21013.
Four whole years ago an to Surfline of all place. SURFLIN! Where they prostitute there photogrpahers.
An this is part of my problm. Saul Peakr.
I wrote a lil thing today and teeeed offf on him n sum people email me n say “lay off!” but he deserve it becaus what the FUCK? Wht the fuck does he thing surfing is? Some big huge thign? Some thing that anybody but US cares about? Fuck that guy! Chickenshit motherfuckr. Sumbitch.
So Im calling you out MR. WLS CEO PAUL SPEAKR!
The ress of the surf media is too damn sissy to say nothing. To demand nothing. Fuck that guy. He ain’t me. He ain’t you. He don surf. He don wanna talk to no surfers.
Paul? U out there?
Why u don talk to no surfers?
Heres the deal on the table but only sticks til sundown tomorro.
K?
I promisss to nevr write any shit about u evr again. EVR!
in xchange for 1 innerview.
1
thass it.
thass all.
I tried to go thru normal chanels but u ain’t havin nothing. SO here we stand.
Ar u a chicknshit?
Are you?
P>S>
Ill let u punch me as hard as u want afterward…….4 free.
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Or a monologue by Griffin Colapinto. Benjy deserves more credit.
ah that’s why they will put a wave pool at Huntington next year!
Sometimes i feel like he just pushes the mic. Button and starts yelling at his I phone that has a “rum” language setting
I read it as more Clint Eastwood circa «Ambush at Cimarron Pass»
Thats funny i heard rory parker likes pegging his dog.
Really? tell us more… Oh wait, A man of your high morals wouldn’t want to be caught gossiping on a tabloid garbage site like this…
why do people have a problem with tabloids? when HAVEN’T surfing sites been tabloid?
Tabloid=gossip. In society and especially in our little surf scene that’s 90% dick swingers, “real” men aren’t supposed to gossip. It’s a crock of shit. just last night I had more than afew beers with half a dozen manly hunting fishing tradesmen types… 4 beers in and it was as catty and bitchy as a gaggle of hairdressers in the Bounty Bar. We all do it. Embrace it and laugh, that’s why I love it here… For such a fun pastime Surfing’s far to serious.
His dog is probably hotter than my chick. Ijs.
Why would he grant you an interview when your gramatical errors are just as bad as your writing….the least you could do would be to use proper spelling you ignorant cuck..
Btw did you ask permission to use/defimate “Burger’s” character in your book. The best way to “Defend Hawaii” would be for you and your orally fixated fag smoking self stay out of Hawaii. We are all stocked up on kooks at the moment.
This site is what is wrong with surfing media. A weak attempt of a tabloid putting out garbage by guys who can’t even surf what so ever… You have guys who have allegedly fucked dogs writing for you.. Get it together stab. I mean BG. Oh wait they are the same and suck equally.
Ummmm are you drunk too? Welcome! Defimate n shit!
Defamation of character…. Look it up chaz smith. Dont worry legal action wont be taken. You will just lose a cpl teeth when you get burned called out and kicked in the face.. Right after your fins get punched out by “cheeseburger” isnt that how it goes. Or was that just how your toilet paper of a book depicted it..i am not to sure as i didnt read it. But in case you were wondering your dog fucking writer friend wont have your back out here. So stay in socal and keep sucking on those filtered dicks you hipster collar removing clown.
I’m your huckleberry.
I hate to say it, but I think Stab is actually a better website than BG.
I hate to say it, go argue with wankers over there!
haha howie was furiously sliding one hand up and down his slippery pole at a million-miles-an-hour as he typed this with his other. quite the skill although perhaps next time he could find a bro to help him out thereby putting that bro network of his to actual worthwhile use.
Wait for the hangovered regrets.
That was pretty lame
just make up the interviews. we’ll never know
Or maybe Chas is secretly hoping that Mr Speaker does a Gemma Clarke and starts commenting so we can troll him?
i have made the decision to try not to troll in the future. there’s just no glitter in that. well, maybe a bit if it is trolling paul speaker.
I volunteer to play the roll of Paul Speaker. Question is do I get to punch Chas after the interview? I’m going to spend the day reflecting should I through a crisp jab and numb his lip. Or step in, harness the energy in my hips, and see if I can line up three cherries!
Songs like you guys are hiring
Phone up Matt B, secure blessings to carry on as chief marketing guru for lost. Throw out an absurd sponsor figure and watch the red carpet unfold.
That hurt my head to read. I’m a fan Mr Smith, but of this? Not so much.