So sad, so so so so sad! And tired!

Medina: “Very sad…so tired, tired!”

Loses nail-biter. Is very upset.

Gabby lost a nail biter today. He is very upset. Took to Instagram to vent.

Hora de ir pra casa. Muito triste, eu dedico ou dediquei minha vida pra isso…to cansado, cansei!

What does that mean? I don’t speak Portuguese. Only English. And Spanish, sorta.

Yippee for Google’s translation magic!

Time to go home. Very sad, I dedicate or have dedicated my life to it … so tired, tired!

Is this the end for Gabby? Past tense reference to his competitive career!

Crazy, so crazy.

Sure, it’s probably nothing. Just letting off some steam. Upset he got handed the short end of the stick.

But it makes for such lovely clickbait. Medina hints he may quit the Tour!

Glorious internet garbage. My job’s done for the day.

Gabriel Medina vs. Tanner Gudauskas - Hurley Pro at Trestles 2016
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Andre Farias
Andre Farias
10 years ago

Man, they are trying hard to give this title for JJF. Shame, shame, shame!!!

Larvell Jones
Larvell Jones
10 years ago

How about KS? Who literally cried at pipe, when losing to AI. A mature guy, with a lot of titles, rich as hell. Fuck you all.

Herbo
Herbo
10 years ago

So you do give a fuck

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
10 years ago

The scores were fickle but according to the modern judging criteria (favoring critical maneuvers vs. number of maneuvers) the heat outcome was correct. One thing Martin Potter
talks about nonstop is how in the old days, the number of turns counted
more than how critical each turn is, but that is now reversed. If this is true,Tanner crushed Gabriel.

Tanner
hit the lip harder and went more vertical than Gabriel on each wave.
Gabriel got underscored on his great wave due to doing essentially the
same (beautiful) turn 6 times in a row. Tanner blew the roof off of
each turn he did with way more aggression and variety, and risk-taking in the pocket.

However, I think it is very suspect that
throughout this contest lower scores seemed to be dropped as a way to
make up for previously over-scored waves. This would be a good time for the WSL to make a public statement, and good for Julian and Wilko for taking a stand publicly.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I hate all the competitors equally. Medina is a fucken faggot.

Shark week is every week
Shark week is every week
10 years ago

His surname is just florence you idiot

Carbon 14
Carbon 14
10 years ago

As irritating Medina can be he won that heat fair and square. Anyone can sense that the WSL wants JJ to be the champ in 2016 but judges made that a little too obvious this time! Too bad JJ’s promised title will always have a bitter taste…

spicoli
spicoli
10 years ago

WSL struggling with ratings and therefore setting up a 10 man World Title showdown at pipe to keep things interesting. If I were them though, I would just have put Mason and Marso on the tour full time. Also bailed Wardo out of jail and got him on aswell.

Floret Jon
Floret Jon
10 years ago

Yeah they’re (or ‘there’ in the surfing world, I don’t know anymore) definitely getting fucking pissed on the Gadaskas cool aid over there (their). Medina should’ve taken that one, but, perhaps it’s just karma fucking him for always burning people in free surfs, heat interferences, or nowdays skegging a poor bastard just trying to get out there.

This tour cannot survive without Charlie.

Tio Sam
Tio Sam
10 years ago

The WSL cannot take a third consecutive brazilian title. Will never accept it. They robbed Medina in Chopes and now this aberration. He needed 8.34, surfed a 9.5 and got 8.3. They better step up security in France because i Will fucking break JJF’s leg in 3 pieces.

Student8888
Student8888
10 years ago
Reply to  Tio Sam

Easy Barney. You’re blaming the WSL but want to break JJF’s leg? Gtfoh with the keyboard warrior talk.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago
Reply to  Tio Sam

That’s the kind of comment that makes Brazilians look bad (and I’m Brazilian). I mean, WTF JJF has to do with the judges fucking up Medina’s heat? That’s super nice post threats against an athlete.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago

I do. And I guess you too. I mean, you are in a comment section so I know you are trying super hard to be hipster blaze but it’s not working.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
10 years ago
Reply to  Danny

blood feud!
blaze vs. blase’

david fffff
david fffff
10 years ago

Where is the Julian Wilson vs WSL Blood Feud? Throwing shade on the official WSL insta!

Or better yet, Julian vs Proper Use of ‘There’ vs ‘Their’ Blood Feud

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Coming!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

There their mate.
Pisses me off so much too!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

He has worse grammar than James B. Fucking shit.

Preston
Preston
10 years ago

My opinion: Medina was overscored on his first wave, which then created a no win situation as both guys then caught better waves. Also my opinion, Tanner surfed better overall and controlled the heat. They might not have gotten the wave scores right but the guy who surfed that heat the best won.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Julian’s comment on WSL’s Instagram:
“The judges might need to take some responsibility for there scores over the past two days. Might be time to put them under the microscope, like they do to us.”

wally
wally
10 years ago

With the 8.3, Medina basically did the same backhand hook 6 times. Judges have been punishing lack of variety for most of the season. Like Wilko earlier in this event.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago
Reply to  wally

Are you sure Medina did the same backhand hook 6 times? 100% ? Please watch again.
Ross W. – ”This will be easily the highest score of the heat”
”I though it would be at least a 9”
”I share your shock, Barton”
BL – ”WHAT??”
Peter Mel (post show) – ”In my opinion he got it”
Strider – ”Best wave of the day executed with perfection”
Ronnie Blake – ”Unbelievable”

wally
wally
10 years ago
Reply to  Danny

Not saying Medina didn’t surf it great, and aesthetically, there is no problem with repetition. But technically with judging, to get the highest scores with turn based rides, you need to mix it up. Same thing happened with Connor Coffin losing to Melling in JBay.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago
Reply to  wally

That wave was really at least a 9. No, he did not did the same maneuver 6 times. And, honestly, I think Wilko got fucked too. But Medina was ridiculous,

Danny
Danny
10 years ago
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Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago
Reply to  Danny

Tanner’s last turn was the best turn but one solid turn doesn’t beat 3 average turns plus 2 good turns. The other 2 turns each were basically the same. How does 3 turns beat 7 turns when none of the turns are off the planet? Mick must have been freaking (since he is the multi-turn king).

Jocks
Jocks
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

One good turn deserves another

Danny
Danny
10 years ago

The non opinionated hipster writing that disguise laziness with sarcasm it’s becoming old.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago

Dude, you can hate Medina as long as you want. But you must be blind or too biased to not see that was a disgrace. I’m not one for conspiracy theory I just think that the judges got WAY wrong. And, in that level, a mistake so grotesque just can’t happen.

You can’t blame the kid to be out of his mind. I would.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
10 years ago
Reply to  Danny

“I sense butthurt” -Yoda

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago

jesus is on alex’ corner now…

david fffff
david fffff
10 years ago

Don’t fucking tease me like that Rory. As a fellow horniest person in America you KNOW I hate when I get teased.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago

I called it yesterday on Stab. Tanner rips Trestles. Give Wilko the loss over Simpo. Set Tanner against Medina and give JJF the easy match against Simpo. John failed, totally, while the other two world title contenders lose unjustly. If John wins the world title, despite his obvious greatest, it will be undeserved & not bona fide. Protected species. As for Gabriel, how many times has he been shafted for Julian & now John by the judges?

Student8888
Student8888
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

What about Gabe getting the most overscored aerial of all time in 3ft Pipe chop to derail Mick’s title? Conspiracy against Mick too? If the WSL was rigged don’t you think they would’ve let Mick win with the story he had last year?

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

Gabe got the score; unlike Mick did not get the score at Pipe13. Mick lost.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

I agree. This conspiracy talk is BS. But that doesn’t change that something has to be done with the judging. What happened today was super bizarre.

Caveira é Baitola
Caveira é Baitola
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

totally disagree about Wilko cuz Simpo 6.83 wave was an excelent one, multiple different turns, air, took risk etc… Simpo won that heat fair and square


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