Let's imagine a Slater presidency!
How much do love politics? It is the best dance! A most wonderful tableau! And who would you like to see as President of the United States?
Donald J?
Hillary Rodham?
What about Robert Kelly Slater? Yesterday, the very good Instagram account @thesurfinghobo posited the question: Right, so who would vote for this dude in less than two weeks time if they could?
But,
“He was born in Syria!” you shout.
“Birther!” I shout back. “Our Robert was born in Cocoa Beach!”
And what would a President Slater administration look like?
Let’s imagine!
Super passive aggressive! World leaders would get smiled in the face then stabbed in the back. “Just met with #angelamerkel she was almost as pretty as #queenanne but #notquite.”
Very healthy! Massive chia subsidies would allow for that magical seed to be served in inner-city lunches. Minorities would soar on vitamin rich wings!
Paranoid! There are massive conspiracies out there too vast to talk about here. Know what I mean? But yeah. President Kelly would get to the bottom-ish.
Winning! America would become Amer1ca again.
Ageless! Because of the chia subsidies!
It sure would be grand. Vote Robert K Slater as a write-in and never go hungry again! (Chia!)