The surf journalist and CEO discuss very secret and important things.
The surf journalist and CEO discuss very secret and important things. | Photo: Nate Lawrence

How to: Be a brilliant surf journalist!

It is better than you could ever imagine!

Have you ever wanted to be a surf journalist? To travel the world filling notebooks with fascinating insights from our best and brightest? To uncover stories that make readers both laugh and think? To dig deeper and shine a light on real but sometimes uncomfortable truths?

Well now you can learn how at the University of Southern California!

The school’s newspaper, The Daily Trojan, features this new course offering and let’s read about it!

Standing on the sand at Venice Beach, Soraya Simi knew her best view of her subject – a stand-up paddleboarder – would be from the water.

So she grabbed her wetsuit, fins and GoPro and jumped in. This is the life of a surf journalist.

Simi, a sophomore at USC, is in Keith Plocek’s class, “Shoot the Curl: Digital Storytelling and Surf Journalism,” the first surf journalism class to be offered at the USC Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism.

Plocek, a surf journalist and the former head of digital for Village Voice Media, is giving undergrads the chance to, ahem, get their feet wet in the world of surf journalism.

Brilliant!

But do you want to know something even better?

Ready?

Zach Weisberg, THE Zach Weisberg, is a guest speaker!

A core component of Plocek’s class, which is a new offering this spring, is guest speakers. One was 31-year-old surf journalist Zach Weisberg MBA ’13

Weisberg, a former editor for Surfer magazine, now runs a surf and outdoors website called The Inertia, based in Venice (adjacent). He answered questions from students about everything from advertising to what makes a good story.

When it comes down to it, it’s about telling a story anyone can relate to – surfer or not, he said.

“We approach stories from a very human perspective,” he said of The Inertia. “We care about action and getting barrels and the waves getting big – but I think it’s really about relating to people at a personal level and that comes down to storytelling.”

Weisberg applauded Plocek’s multimedia focus. Beyond writing, students are tasked to shoot photo essays and create videos with GoPros. They even got a day at the beach to work with a drone.

SIGN ME UP!

I have written a little something about being a surf journalist is the upcoming book. I’ll give you a little taste here from Chapter 2 which is titled Refusal of the Call!

There are more unwritten rules than there are Hindu gods and the sum of these subtleties, utterly devoid of any real value, is what make up the surfer’s mind. It is why he is so oppressively shallow because his mind is stuttering over things like this, over where to put his hands in the lineup, how to put his boards on his car, if his neck tan is as delineated as it should be for the better part of each day.

And it is the surf journalist who takes it all one step further by contextualizing this utter vapidity. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine writing about it? Can you imagine writing about how a grown man wears his surf trunks? Thinking about it even? Well, I’ve been doing for the better part of my life now. Penning such instant classics REVEALED: LAIRD HAMILTON’S SECRET UNLOCKED! and DECIDED: THE SEXIEST VOICE IN SURFING! and HOW TO: WEAR SURF TRUNKS!

Nobody dreams of becoming a surf journalist. Nobody ever.

THE END!

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Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

The best surf article that’s come out in the last 6 months was Nick Carroll’s piece on slab-riding in the new issue of the Adventure Journal, which rarely even covers surfing.

What’s my point? The Inertia sucks, that’s my point.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

AJ is amazing. 💙

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Right? Finest mix of outdoors content in media.

SharkAttack
SharkAttack
9 years ago

Surf Journalism as a course should find it’s home in the Primary School syllabus, about Grade 4 and 5 level. BitchGrit should do the right thing and enrol MC.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  SharkAttack

Are there courses that can teach edge, wit, and personality? Maybe enroll MC in the prerequisite of Life 101 with electives of drug use and county jail and maybe, just maybe, then he’ll have a voice that doesn’t always read as the insecure guy trying to impress new friends.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Of fucking course this is USC.

USC is the Inertia of schools anyway.

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
9 years ago

When the fuck is dane going to drop another clip? Christ.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

The better question is ‘Why hasn’t Dane already dropped another clip?’. The answer to that is where some real entertainment value will be found. Possibly even more than when said clip is actually released.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

paying usc tuition to learn to make go pro videos is like… idk maybe just do coke or something.

you left out the part of surf journalisming where you have to call up bros and ask them interview questions and they answer in one syllable or less. that part is pretty great.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

I loved your Adam Sandler piece…. It was totally spot on. I didn’t realize that Jen See was you until this minute. You are the best!

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

It is! I am! Idk. Now I’m like blushing and flailing.

I’m glad you enjoyed.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Did you just give Jen See an A?

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

fuck yeah! i’m gona crush this course! now if i could just figure out how to use this go pro

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

“surf journalisming”. Perfect.

Jen See
Jen See
9 years ago

made up words are the best words

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

I scrolled through the syllabus and found the electives that correspond with this class and respective lecturers-
“How to make terrible podcasts and complain about stuff”- Rory Parker
” How to write 500 words without saying a thing”- Sam George and Dave Parmenter
” ONYA! A beginners guide to Australian slang”- Sean Doherty
” How to disappear completely”- Lewis Samuels
” Under appreciated 101″- LongTom
” Lose your self respect in 10 days”- Inertia staff

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

What about James B?

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

Jimmy B is the chancellor of USC

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

as well as janitor.

Preston
Preston
9 years ago
Reply to  20 mule team

You forgot one:

“How to read more than 10 words at a time and comprehend them”. Beach Grit reader

Don Jon Florence
Don Jon Florence
9 years ago

When I find myself asking “Why is that person such a douchebag?” More often than not, the answer zooms by me in the form of a “USC Alumni” license plate cover

Joe Blowsmith
Joe Blowsmith
9 years ago

Go Bruins!


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