Stephanie Gilmore
The full yet delicate lines of Stephanie Gilmore, less heroic muscle, more sculpture. (Flowery enough for you?)

Sex: End Segregation Now!

Surfing doesn't time rides. It don't dunk. So why split guys and gals?

Recently, the three-time Wimbledon champion John McEnroe said in an interview that Serena Williams was the “best female player ever – no question.”

When asked why he’d added the qualifier “female” McEnroe said, “If she played the men’s circuit she’d be, like, 700 in the world.

McEnroe, of course, was swiftly crucified on the various social forums as racist, sexist and so forth.

“He went out of his way to be demeaning – publicly – to a woman.”

“How would you like to be stuck in a plane on the tarmac for 3 hours with this American hero? gag, gag.”

And the outstanding, “Looks like John is still supid.”

McEnroe does have history on his side.

As Ms Williams told David Letterman in 2013: “Men’s tennis and women’s tennis are completely, almost, two separate sports. If I were to play Andy Murray, I would lose 6-0, 6-0 in five to six minutes, maybe 10 minutes. No, it’s true. It’s a completely different sport. The men are a lot faster and they serve harder, they hit harder, it’s just a different game. I love to play women’s tennis. I only want to play girls, because I don’t want to be embarrassed.”

You don’t need daddy to explain that the vast differences in strength (and hemoglobin levels) is why sport is segregated. In a fascinating study across sports from rowing to cycling, women’s world records were an almost uniform ten percent less than the men.

(Read here.)

Can we apply the same rule to surfing? Does strength count in a game where timing and finesse counts for everything and the judging is entirely subjective?

Surfing doesn’t put balls in holes or baskets. It doesn’t time rides. It don’t dunk.

It’s a sport where men with tiny feet (Martin Potter, 1989, size seven), short legs and robust guts (Occy, 1999), tiny everything, except heart (Adriano de Souza, 2015) have dominated.

Don’t you think all those little girls out there, Sierra Kerr, the Norris kids and so on, would be better served if they didn’t have to join the gal’s own version of the Special Olympics?

Yeah, the tour’d end up dominated by the studs (think NBA which is 74.4 percent black) but can you imagine the thrills when a girl, who’d risen to the top of the pack (surfing’s version of Kevin Love), paddled out for a heat in the brave new version of the tour?

Soaring online traffic, #tournotes doing cartwheels, breathless stories.

Tell me.

Who would you rather watch at J-Bay? Stephanie Gilmore or Kanoa Igarashi?

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DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

We don’t really want to watch any more than 10-15 of the elite men in the world compete in real waves. What makes you think that we’d want to watch a female surfer with a skill set equal to a mid ranking WQS male surfer? I’m not even vaguely interested in watching a mid ranked WQS surfer compete, so don’t tell me I’m a sexist, I’m surfist.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Bingo! Yet, mid ranking QS guys are still “better”. Maybe shittier styles and less g-string, but definitely more adept to surfing a wide breadth of conditions. I’m not sexist, but you wanna know what is? Companies using teenager’s asses as marketing tools!

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
9 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

“I’m not sexist, but…” I’m sexist!

Bleedin' Brzezinski
Bleedin' Brzezinski
9 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

If you are interested in watching only the speediest, the most powerful, and the flowiest surfing, you won’t be watching women’s surfing.

If you are watching women’s surfing at all, in fact, you are sexist in the strictest definition of the term, precisely because gender is influencing your viewing behavior.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

Damn, that was some deep shit (mind blown)!

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Moi?! You’ve got me wrong Monsieur Rubber!! I’m a proponent of women’s surfing! Keala Kennelly, Savannah Shaughnessy, Paige Alms–they get in the mix at joints that perhaps .025% of any commenters on this site would fudge their wetties in. They and a handful of others are the exception, however, and they don’t receive anything close to the attention of “talent” like the Coffey sisters. Am I sexist for pointing out the sexist culture we live in? Then color me sexy!!!

Vegetable Lasagna
Vegetable Lasagna
9 years ago

he said. small feet. snigger

Mapski
Mapski
9 years ago

Stephanie Gilmore. Anywhere.

Jocks
Jocks
9 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Agree. But viewership numbers don’t

Bleedin' Brzezinski
Bleedin' Brzezinski
9 years ago

Ironically, this is already happening in reverse, as transsexuals begin to infiltrate and dominate women’s sports (in the US, anyway). I wonder if Messrs. Tellekamp and Williamson have the resolve to succeed at women’s CT and declare themselves women? Live the dream, no matter the costs!

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago

can’t say it hasn’t crossed my mind

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

men vs women? which guys would lose to the best girls?

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

Then should we merge the special olympics with the regular games too? I’d rather watch those buggers pole vault and skeet shoot also but just because it’s more entertaining doesn’t make it fair.


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