Are you ready for your mind to be blown?
Joe Turpel, cool as ice, maybe a mafia hitman hiding in the witness protection program, maybe an undercover CIA operative, has refused to say the word “shark” like he is getting paid off. I have begun to wonder if he as a speech impediment. Can he not make sibilants? Can he not make voiceless velar stops?
Any time a shark swims though the lineup Joe Turpel calls it something else. Either a “hop on the sled to reset” a “little moment in the water” or “another incident in the lineup.”
Never a shark.
Until yesterday. New footage has surfaced of Joltin’ Joe Turpel finally uttering the word shark.
Ladies and gentlemen…..
Joe Turpel saying the word “shark.”
Shark! Shark!
