Are you popular or unpopular? Now there's a scientific way to know!
My sauvignon blancs from Negatron’s backyard have transitioned to vodka sodas from Vlad Putin’s backyard and ain’t Sunday’s grand? I know if you’re waking up in Australia right now it is Monday and you are not feeling grand but pour some vodka in your coffee and revel in how popular you maybe are!
Whilst doing some hard hard work, just a few minutes ago, I accidentally waved my cursor over the avatars in our comment section and saw, for the first time, that Disqus registers both comments and votes.
An unimpeachable popularity guide!
So who amongst you has the best comment-to-vote ratio? Let’s look at three recent posts and see!
Mattysez: 531 – 789
That Dead Whale at Trestles: 732 – 1697
Antipodes: 135 – 441
Dickie Toledo: 267 – 743
Audit in Progress: 1611 – 3519
Mariano Landa: 1468 – 2776
Ami Lost: 180 – 242
mullet: 1200 – 2709
bitter guy: 4009 – 7367
Nik Karol: 432 – 949
Dogsnuts: 302 – 703
Neal Kearney: 420 – 458
20 mule team: 95 – 411
german_ surfer_007: 338 – 686
Negatron: 2678 – 10637
DrunkenAngel: 1000 – 2024
Chazz Michael Michaels: 467 – 847
Noa’s last dart: 2194 – 7074
Bleach’d Git: 331 – 1083
Turd Ferguson: 1144 – 1551
Trogan Fan: 7455 – 11324
NUG: 83 -814
SharkAttack575: 75 – 56
J H: 1654 – 1726
Rory Parker: 660 -1700
And now my vodka has run dry… were you left out? Tell me in the comments and I’ll upvote you!
But in summary….
SharkAttack575 is the only one upside-down, and the clear loser, but that may only be a product of his general retardation so we shouldn’t make fun.
And is it any wonder that Negatron is King? That is a serious comment-to-vote ratio and why I was drinking sauvignon blancs from his backyard and not yours.
Pipefins
What sort of man drinks wine? No wonder skaters are laughing at us
newbie here and my first comment, can I get 10 votes to take the ratio lead please?
Welcome. That’s the first and only fucking freebie you get 🙂
Rory lives on Kauai so he’s beating me no matter how much he makes. Bastard!
Hang in there.
Internet hand jobs are over-rated.
No claim… no gain.
No.
noooooo my comments are not worthy. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I need a wieneken.
Based on the sheer number of comments I’ve made I think that this is my part time job.
Man, if i wasnt a magnet for white boys downvotes, I would be the #1 in this galaxy…
I’ve registered FantasyCommenter.com.
We’re following the WSL calender year.
My team’s name is Goldmember if anyone’s in
upvotes FOR SALE. please send £ $ to Nick Carroll’s Intelligent Kook c/o concrete gutter Venice Beach next door to Zach’s Huffington Post and over the road from The Bee Killer’s new abode. That should find me.
there is a flaw in the methodology here – i think some people upvote themselves!
Guilty. But only because my thumb is so fat. The shame.
Had some time on my hands so I have ranked the Top 10 comments to upvotes. Consider it my PhD. I merely divided the number of up votes by the number of comments to get an average up votes per comment. I take popularity contests very fucking seriously. And Chas’ methodology had zero rigour and common sense so I could not possibly leave it unchallenged. You have a degree Chas? Literacy right? Christ on a bike. So here you go.
9.8 NUG
4.32 20Mule Team
3.97 NEGATRON
3.27 Bleach’d Git
3.26 Antipodes
3.22 Noa’s Last Dart
2.78 Dicky Toledo
2.68 That Whale That Died At Trestles
2.57 Rory Parker
2.32 Dogsnuts
If you got the time and Grit, further refine by comments only posted to BG. I literally don’t post comments in ANY other website but BeachGrit.
I only ask this to get some distance away from Rory Parker. Being his immediate upstairs neighbor on this list is intolerable.
How do you think he feels being downstairs from you? The stench of dead whale must be awful in the summer heat.
I think he feels right at home, that’s beneath me.
Rory found a home in a fish’s abdomen?
Me too! I choose BeachGrit as the exclusive place online to waste my time.
Linguistics! Opposite of numbers!
Opposite? No. I view words and numbers as a happy, old married couple who sometimes do kinky shit to each other when the mood is right.
I feel I’m being discriminated against because I’m in Europe. I also blame the time difference for my comment to upvote ratio.
#brexit
Nug can’t be beat and he won’t be beat.
Christ. Now I know how my cousin felt when she won the stacker or the month award at the supermarket. Waves and waves of sad and a quantum of happy.
I promise to do everyone (especially myself) a favour and spend less time on the Grit.
upvote for part one. down vote for you spending less time on the grit. don’t take the sunshine away!
Oh DA. I don’t control the weather!
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I commented just to see my stats
And now i’m sad inside
A glass of the wife’s Savignon Blanc (from a particular region across the ditch) had made me feel happy again…but in a gay kind of way
Clearly i need to up my game. I’m devastated i didn’t make the list…
Gesundheit.
Danke.