It involves "unclogging the hose!"
Unless you live underneath a rock then you know that tonight Floyd “Money” Mayweather takes on Conor “Notorious” McGregor in the fight of the century. The betting line favors Mayweather and almost ridiculously so. Like, -400 or something.
But still. Conor McGregor has a legion of fans who believe he can upset one of the greatest fighters to ever lace up the gloves. They have faith. They have passion. And he has a secret training technique gifted him by his trainer.
A secret training technique also shared by 3x world surf champion Mick “Eugene” Fanning!
No, it is not pride in Irish heritage. It’s… it’s… well, let’s just read about it!
Since we know that maximal power output as delivered through the kinetic chain is comprised of an orchestra of accurately timed muscular contractions and relaxations, how is it that most fighters focus so little on the capacity to disengage and relax overly tense areas in their bodies? This is a basic understanding in fields that truly mastered power/speed output like the Javelin Throw, sprinting, Discus in Track&Field or pitchers in Baseball where the results in MMA and Boxing when it comes to issuing force are rather inconsistent and rely more on …. Talent and inclinations.
They’ll tell you punchers are born not made. BS. They can be made and if they are born with natural gifts they can be enhanced. I’ve been focusing with @thenotoriousmma on ‘Unclogging the Hose’ and being able to RELAX certain areas in the body fully and immediately as well as CONTRACT maximally and abruptly in a well timed chain of actions. It’s not about stretching, mind you and in the photo we don’t do any pull ups or strength work in the traditional sense. Relaxation is a skill and one of the most underrated yet hardest one to master.
The ability to “keep the body soft” is a skill relevant to all athletes wanting to refine and improve performance.
It is an “often overlooked” technique according to elite performance coach, Nam Baldwin.
“It’s so important as it gives an athlete a much broader spectrum in which to operate, i.e. through relaxation they will further enhance the talents they already have (both in mind and body) which otherwise would have remain untapped,” Baldwin said. “Athletes and coaches have nothing to lose by giving this practice a go, yet everything to gain.”
Baldwin, a former sprinter and freediver with a background in martial arts, said he uses the principles when training world champion surfer Mick Fanning, Stephanie Gilmore, the Australian Olympic K4 kayak gold medal team, and the Warriors.
The technique, which Baldwin learned through his own teacher Sifu Mark Rasmus, instils the ability to “generate incredible power” through the most subtle of movements.
“When training pro surfers, we often work on drills that help to generate greater speed and power through a more relaxed body or line, these skills allow you to do more on a wave, manoeuvre much better and produce bigger and better turns,” Baldwin said. “I (and many others) refer to this concept as generating elastic force, or spring energy.”
I did not understand one word of that whole thing except “unclogging the hose.” I can do that. So can you. We can all be as successful as Conor and Mick.
Anyhow, who are you cheering for tonight? Floyd Money or Conor Notorious?
Or Mick Eugene?
They’re both right. Relaxing in movement is a deep skill underlying surfing and all sports really. But… after watching that “fight” I think Floyd Mayweather has forgotten more about relaxing than the notorious guy will ever learn.
ill pay 1000 right now to fight gabriel medina , and im a woman…
I got 5 on that
McGregor knocks out Mayweather in the 5th.
got stuck on stupid there….wait!!!! WAIT!!!!! Lets get motha fuckin Volland style my fuckin’ limp dick chump straight up slumpin’ in your relative zone of quiet cry peeps!!?!! I cry for a return to the fuckin real shit you assholes!!!!!!!! I can call you Assholes cuz I don’t give no fucks. I’ll always BE A BIGGER ASSHOLE than you!!!!! Willing to go where your sorry ass won’t!!!!! I don’t give two shits you Bird Itch Cricket reading fans! You put the U in pussy! I don’t apologize.To no one. No fucks. I give. Shit, I could kick wounded soldier half drank tins along the sidewalk like the careers of KS!! I’m cool for school made it to 11 like K to the dizzy $ he be! I’m out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to see a knockout. Generally I dislike wife beaters so I’m kindof leaning towards McGregor
Wardo and Mayweather, tough cunts who belt chicks. Fuck them both, only one had enough money to avoid jail.
In order to unclog the hose, one needs to relax. Otherwise you get hemorrhoids.
I thought Mick gave up on Eugene.
Eugene was a hectic and tense guy. Maybe when Mick learnt to relax, Eugene went away?!
Should put that in with a bookie if he wins you would get 64 dollars back plus the original action you put in
Easy there Zuckerberg
I put €5 on Connor, like a fucking gobshite I bet with a friend, I would have got him at 4-1 if I went with the bookies!
Out of patriotism, Jimmy? Or do you have secret inside info that Conor’s learned to keep his guard up?
It’s a poor Irishman that bets on patriotism! I figure that Mayweather would be making a good business decision in losing this fight, get a rematch, another $300m for that, and when he wins that fight, a further $300m for the decider! I only bet €5, I wouldn’t encourage anyone to bet their house on the Dubliner!
Too late! What’s good enough for Jimmy is good enough for me. Tomorrow the family will either be dining on Hot Nife soup or we’re going on an impromptu and possibly long-term camping holiday.
Go Conor!
While my goal is spring energy potential, the kinetic display is more fall energy. I chalk it up to seasonal confluence.
I’m sure Conor’s unglogged his hose on plenty fellas outside the ring.
Strider sucks
Connor’s next fight is Kasparov
I blame crossfit
As an idea for the site to actually make money, maybe you and Derek can start ¡Surf Bum Fights!, a boxing tournament pitting pro surfers or other industry players against their favorite (most hated) BeachGrit commenters… on second thought, nvm, you’d probably actually lose money.
P.S. this “relaxation” technique is hardly revolutionary. Anyone who has ever been able to do a real tennis serve or throw a baseball properly knows this shit…
Which Pro surfer would you most/least like to rumble with Krl?
Can I fight the real wigs with weapons being giant black sex toys from his mom’s shop? Not like in a super gay way, just two dudes beating each other to death with dildos .
I wouldn’t say “no” to boxing Sl8r.
you got the reach?
I don’t know, but I have ~25-30lbs on him and he’s like max 5’6″…
easiest fight would be kolohe andino, no question.
toughest? probably adriano. he’s the type of guy who wouldn’t have any problem biting in the midst of a scrap
This is a great idea for an article, LT. Much tougher if you stick with your surfers, too. I love Noa, but he’d be a pretty easy brawl. Ozzy too. The dudes that ride stationary bikes and jump rope and do Joel Jitsu? Slightly less so, I’d guess.
Once Conor started getting knocked around like a comment gets knocked around by ad drops on Beach Grit, the fight was called.
I “unclog the hose” before every session, sometimes twice, makes my wrists a little weaker so I can’t pop up as quick. Getting old sucks.
I like to outsource unclogging the hose.
But it rarely works out?
More or less it’s like Trump’s endeavors, lots of failures but when you win one, the world knows.
They’re gonna have to hose out that ring after Money cashes in on that fucking fool. Anyone paying to watch?
75 mill can buy a lot of Hot Nife.
No working tonight but put a little money on Mcgregor (money I can afford to lose)