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Adrian Grenier to Chas: “#STOPSUCKING!”

World famous actor calls surf journalist to account!

Do you recall last Friday when Zach Weisberg of The Inertia finally admitted to what everyone in the world has long believed? Of course you do! He stood on his tiny little soapbox and declared, “I have sucked my entire life!”

Oh how I felt invigorated when I read those six simple words. Vindicated too.

Zach was also talking about using straws and how it is very bad for the environment because straws are generally made of plastic, go into the ocean and kill… fish. He had actually hitched his tiny little cart to that of actor Adrian Grenier who is the UN environmental ambassador and is imploring people to #stopsucking.

Some 500 million straws are used each day and many end up in the ocean killing… coral. If we all stopped using straws entirely it would be a very good thing. Find much more valuable information right here.

Anyhow, in my story celebrating Zach Weisberg’s admission I also celebrated Adrian Grenier’s and wrote about how I found him unbelievable as a major Hollywood star in HBO’s Entourage and hate watched every episode because I thought the character he played, Vinny Chase, sucked horribly.

Well, Adrian must be a BeachGrit reader because early yesterday morning he reached out via Twitter and wrote:

Yeah Chas, you talk big talk but do you still suck?! #STOPSUCKING. That’d be a headline…

And while we generally don’t use hashtags in our headlines here, only exclamation points and colons, I thought to myself… “The man has got a point!”

So there you go, Adrian! Do you like?

But also I feel bad for being rude. Vinnie Chase is not you and that character should be disliked because isn’t he a version of Mark Wahlberg? So you actually played it very well.

While I have you, though, I didn’t like how your character Nate broke up with Anne Hathaway’s Andrea in The Devil Wears Prada. It felt as if Nate was putting his own career goals (being a chef) ahead of Andrea’s newfound fashion passion. I know that she changed her ideals, drastically even, but shouldn’t we all be allowed to grow?

One more thing. I haven’t sucked for the last decade plus because if I’m not drinking water or coffee then I am drinking booze and the film Crazy, Stupid, Love put me off ever drinking booze from a straw again. In fact, I think you should license that scene for your #stopsucking campaign. It will be way more effective than talking about dead fish and coral.

Trust me.

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SkepticallyOptimistic777

Is hate watch some spwanof hate f@$k? Before you mentioned it I was unaware people did this. Usually if I hate something I ignore it.

Dumb Florida Redneck

Btw I’m the plug for metal straws so…

Abscessed Llama

Yowza..

Abscessed Llama

Impervios B’s comment said “Send it to
me. I speak French perfectly, I try to explain to him
things. According to this, the boogie is over, is not it, Chéri?”

channelbottom

Camels and bareback come to mind. Not sure of relevance.

Chas Smith

Totally true. We’ll fix!

NEGATRON

It’s gonna cost $10 a month!! Careful with the chequebook we don’t want to be the next Surfstitch…

wincy

Disaster. This is gonna have Derek redoing the spreadsheet over the weekend. And his graphs.

Otto

Day-2

Lemon Next to the Pie

Is Adrian the poor mans Benicio Del Torre?

Chas Smith

I think he is the rich man’s Elijah Wood.

Lemon Next to the Pie

So, that makes Elijah the very poor man’s Adrian Grenier?

Isn’t BG working on a classless as well as anti-depressive society?

Mapski

How am I supposed to pack my nose with candy before surfing?

Chas Smith

$100 billz!

Mapski

Too germy. Guess I’ll have to freebase.

blumpkin mung

reusable steel snooters! Very sustainable. Double barrel even!
You’ve got me all excited now. Very anti-depressive, for a short while anyways. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

GiGi

That’s old school!!!

Eddie Haiku

Useless fucking straws! Can’t even reach the bottom of a wine bottle. Lame.

channelbottom

Duct tape (and multiple straws) is your friend.

Dumb Florida Redneck

I wonder who’s dick the had to suck to get where he’s at? Seriously

NEGATRON

I’m not being “that” creepy dude on an Internet forum but if you’re reading this Adrian do you think you set me up with Emmanuelle Chriqui? I can offer her a simple life in the Country… far removed from the trappings of Hollywood.
It might be alittle weird at first, but I’m sure my family and wife will rise to the challenges and benefits that a polygamist lifestyle would bring to the table.
I’d stop using straws immediately as a deal breaker?

Dumb Florida Redneck

He’ll give you one of turtles X’s and one hand job from that up tight Jewish “Sloan” girl, she seems like an old fashioned, not a blow girl.

NEGATRON

I’d appreciate it if you’d stop the trash talk when referencing my future Wife.

Dumb Florida Redneck

My bad,I want the mom E was banging just saying, she ain’t cracked yet, she’s gonna hold up better than most those little coke hussies

Chas Smith

He read this story right here and just messaged Ryan Gosling. I think you’re in!

NEGATRON

Wait… Gosling?? I thought this polygamy lark was all about my needs not my Wife’s??

Black Rubber

This episode has to be everything Chas envisioned for The Grit – even better than Laird spouting about periods.

You’re there, my friend. Enjoy.

ricmatic

Nate didnt know what he had in Andrea. And what manner of man drinks with a fucking straw?

dickie toledo

taylor steele shoot this open?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dennis Commentary

Is that the episode where the little fat one got scared of minge ?

Otto

You need to set up a Christian Fletcher podcast interview of Adrian Grenier done at the same bar where MC’s was done, and then ship it off to MC for an editorial.

channelbottom

Only if Volland is there in the background to chip in helpfully, at length.

Dumb Florida Redneck

Fuck!?!?! Fuck! Fuck? Fuck!? Fuck??????? 20#’s of kush.-volland

wincy

If everybody started #straightarming then the equilibrium, the balance, the fine dance between natural and artificial, between heaven and hell, between making the tube and not, humane and inhumane, would be reached. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Strider's Gobble Neck

Yea Chas quit sucking.


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