Don't tell me this doesn't thrill you to pieces. I ain't being facetious when I say, I'll be seeking full-time employment at a wave pool.

Breaking: Webber’s pool secret revealed!

Patented use of underwater jets!

In the almost two years since Kelly Slater revealed his wave pool, barely a critical word has been said or written.

A heady mix of mystery (invite-only, use of non-disclosure agreements) and drip-fed video clips has brought the desire to see, to surf, Slater’s pool to a fever pitch.

One man who has maintained a constant attack is the Australian shaper Greg Webber, whose own design he claims is vastly superior not just to Kelly’s tank but also to the Spanish-made Wavegarden, the only company to have commercially operating pools.

Greg says that once the curtain pulls back on his pool, Wavegarden will be destroyed (their design will be “redundant”, their response to his pool “fucking horrified) and people will become bored by the unchangeability of Slater’s “stunningly perfect tube”.

So, and drum roll here, the secret to Webber’s pool?

As revealed on the forum boards of the Australian surf forecast site Swellnet, and forwarded to BeachGrit‘s attention by reader William Healy Strömgren, Greg is going to use a series of underwater jets to create reverse thrust.

Which means.

A rip bowl! 

“A reverse current is induced by water jets throughout the pool basin to either negate the current or provide a reverse current to enhance the wave steepness,” says Greg. “It becomes a tool for wave shaping. Any wave pool with a high wave rate will either have to stretch out their waves like the cove does (which then decreases wave height quickly) or they’ll have to use a reverse current. Only one wave pool maker has the patent on that.”

Sexy enough for you?

Of course, not everyone is convinced.

Steve Shearer aka Longtom, famous here for his peerless contest reports, writes:

Hopefully, these things will turn out to be the white elephants they always have been and will die a slow and painful death so that they never rear their ugly, concrete filled heads again.

To which Greg replied:

Are you too scared to say all this to my face. My name is there and I have the guts to put my name behind my words. You bitch on like a chick and hide at the same time. That’s the flaw in all these forums. Virtually none of the whinging and slagging would happen face to face.

Longtom:

Oh christ, you honestly believe I am scared to say that to your face. Be at Lennox Point top carpark tomorrow at midday and I’ll say exactly the same thing. Steve Shearer is the name. Used to deliver organic fruit and veg to your old man at Angas.Let me know if that time doesn’t suit and we can make another. ps, you might want to have a look at your attitude towards women mate, they could be half of your customer base.

Greg:

Good on you steve. I’m in Sydney but up that way soon, like within a week, so great we will meet up. 

A fight!

At Lennox Head! Between your fav surf writer and maybe your fav shaper, wavepool designer.

And both like to get punchy, too.

More as it comes.

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Danzigsskull Caressit
Danzigsskull Caressit
9 years ago

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Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

Oh he has a taste for hard liquor. It isn’t gonna be easy for shearer to go with him.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

Look they’re not going to fight. They’re going to get drunk. And I bet Webber wins that too.

m0rt
m0rt
9 years ago
Blade
Blade
9 years ago

Greg has years of karate training…he has to be careful ,from a legal standpoint

Blade
Blade
9 years ago

Knock his block off greg

Manuka
Manuka
9 years ago

Is Greg making subliminal advertising for Slater Designs?! Look at the pool pic with the waves and all. Isn’t it like SD’s logo?

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

Does this wave only go right? Or is that just in the Southern Hemisphere;)? I guess rotation reversed to go left? How often will lefts be made to satisfy the minority surfers? Will the pool need time to settle? Won’t this affect waves/hr? The rendering above and the animation on his site shows a right with the tube going towards center. The night and Olympic renderings on his site show the tube breaking towards the outer edge.which would be a left. Will there be a driven hull on inside and outside loop? If so then that contradicts the resort rendering http://www.webberwavepools…. I’m so confused

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

I can get you ‘photos’ showing Santa Claus entering your chimney. Don’t believe everything that you breathe.

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

I’m starting a gofund me page to pay for my flight to this “meeting” where I will facebook live the whole thing. I’ll also bring a pro videographer with me for an HBO style production to be launched a few days after the fight

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

This is true. Highly recommend someone bring Steve a generous 8 ball of colombian bam bam before this goes down.

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

FUCK YES. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. undercard: Trevor Robinson vs Jake Howard

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

Handbags at Dawn!!!
Oh how exciting!!!

!!!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

Wait a minute. Can somebody like get this “meeting” on Facebook live? Please!?? Hey Greg Webber go fuck yourself! The name is turd! TURD FERGUSON!

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
9 years ago

Im pretty sure Lennox carpark has reached full capacity when it comes to grown men acting like alpha male Trumps.
My beards longer, my country soul is more cuntry, im chris brocks 4th cousin cunt, my wetsuits blacker, i yawn longer, i sit deepest, i take of at the Reddest Rock, Im 3rd generation Lennox, ive got more LEBA tatts n stickers on MY car, my way down da tracks quicker, i stare at the line up the longest from the hill, sharks worry me the least…blah blah blah.
Grow the fck up.
Nobody can deny props to GW for puttin money where his mouth is and not being scared of failure. He is no blow in when it comes to developing this. Only Aussie in the race, but i know its unaustralian to back our own bloke. Get behind him instead of in front. Good on him.

Bubble Boy
Bubble Boy
9 years ago

Greg is a legend, really hope he can finally pull this off

NUG
NUG
9 years ago

We are all Longtom.

Manuka
Manuka
9 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Je suis Longtom.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

This is all time. Fighting over something that doesn’t even exist! Like Catholics!

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Holy shit that’s another can of worms there!!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I can’t imagine wave pools ever existing evenly, much less Catholics arguing for existential evenness.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Catholics don’t exist? Huge if true.

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

groundbreaking if this is true.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

This is really going to help our unemployment figures.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
9 years ago

Why would LT:

Get out of his chair
Get suitably dressed
Leave the house
Google maps GW office/ shop /lair
Drive his bus there

Just to say that?

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago

yeas we are all waiting , less than 4 weeks to go before the works begin on the pool , excited oh yes , and we might even see LT and GW man up and throw words at each other till one is wordless , and now that’s worth paying for !!
There is a part of me which says bring on GW’s pool , then again , is it real?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

Cocks drawn at midday in the Lennox carpark! This has all the makings of a Blood Feud (Lite)*

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

ah a cock fight !!!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Hopefully Ol’ Fashioned!!!


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