A big wave event!
Stop what you are doing and come log on to the World Surf League’s exclusive live broadcast of Peah’i. It is a magnificent show of nature and already one ski has been pitched onto the rocks. Have you ever drowned a ski? Or scuttled a boat?
Did you collect a fine insurance settlement?
Watch Jaws now!
Click here but keep comments open so we can talk about it n stuff.
P.S. The first heat features 2 x winner Jimel Kimmel, Billy Kemper, Ian Gouveia, Grant Twiggy, Cristiano Ronaldo, Francisco Giant, Koa Rothman and Mark Healey.
Who yo got?
But wait… I’m not done with you yet. Do you call it Peah’i? Or do you call it Jaws?
I call it Jaws. But I am a white man. Are you?
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Ian Walsh just got the best barrel ever paddled at Jaws…
40 foot faces. Large
Chas, you would of sported a 225 hotel room near the harbor for Rory l, right? Check out his sad stab commentary of having to stay in a hostel. I feel bad for him.
Chas, you need to get a life.
Chas gets life by stealing souls. You best be careful, you got one fin to give twin.
Big wave surfing seems to be a combination of long periods of interminable boredom punctuated by moments of terror.
Like Anaesthetics (Anaesthesiology).
Nothing like cheating death. With other peoples lives.
I’m too busy watching women’s golf.
I dig the Korean chicks too
Not advocating communism but the busty boobies genes in the Asiatics musta communed in Korea(s) very early regional settlement, and left the others flat out of luck. Maybe it’s the BBQ.
Eh? Some them hotties bud
Yes. With the biggest tits in the land. Which is great. For ALL.
Oh, gotcha. Big tits good. Remember though these women earn more in an hour then we earn in a year
remember what?
Hit white ball, thousand bucks
I hear the price has gone up on the inflation vest
sorry my bad
At Noosa they’re buying them to reduce pain and less oxygen via Hawaiian hold downs for being an idiot
Quik are onto a money earner for once
Quik can’t suffer doubts of their high. How can you sell Stay High if you keep prices low. Stay Sly Quik.
Couldn’t get past their disclaimer. I’m a use this being towed in 4ft Snapper and I’m just not surf fit, and lazy. And it’s red, gonna make me look freakin cool in the car park, What Quik think average joe gonna be use this for? Sunday arvo Jaws session? Sheesh
Quik never gets as far as “for”.
Cynicism causes heart disease, chill
Bong ‘surfwear’ way, way worse. You could not pay me, you could not pay me, to paddle out my local 8-10ft fitted in Bong High Inflatable. It’d fail on the paddle out, and my mates couldn’t stop laughing to breathe
Waiting for Stab Badverterial
Quik knows sin-a-sins-him. Quik is expecting it to be used in a wave pool. There will be some wearers who stand on the wave pool bottom, on their tippy toes, to read the manufacturer’s fabric care and operating instructions patched to the inner left side of the vest. Quik will be most pleased.
Also hadn’t considered ‘concerned mum’ market. Talk about front of the bus, jeez scar a grommet for life shit
As soon as I hit the word bus, my mind’s eye was astonished, and not surprised picturing longtom driving his bus being ever super safe with a Quik vest on.
Oh c’mon, Longtom maybe a half-assed bus driver, but you know he’s hitting Lennox without a fucking lifevest. Fuck. I’m even upvoting myself, unprecedented
https://youtu.be/ZgaL551jbYQ
Uh huh
Yeah but nah
It’s called Jaws and Nah-Zar.
At what point do they declare the horse dead?
Once the rat dances, it’s back on.
Once Chas finishes flogging the dolphin.
2017 Cetacean Wanking Pro – IT’S ON!
potential to be bigger than pony wanking
bigger than Laird
stop with the Lil’ pony wanking , the rainbow men will like you ,hmmm even love you , if you promise a damn good wanking!
Could be the Inertia’s chance to publish a real cetacean article.
Whip it. Whip it good.
(Can’t decide which is most appropriate dolphin flogging image…)
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I call it whatever I like from my lounge room chair. No fucking way am I ever going to be paddling into any of those mofos.
Do you care? Does anyone care? It seems like no one cares….
There’s a group of about 20-30 people who care, and none of them are sitting watching it on a screen and feeling like they should care but wondering what there is to care about.
I’m digging it. Respect for Tom Lowe. Just gut up. Wipes out worse even then even Porcello. Hope they replay that killer wipeout, haven’t seen it yet. Falls in worst possible place at Jaws possible on beast, with hello 3 or 4 sets behind
That Rothman wipeout was pretty brutal…not only the guilotine but the suck over the falls. Full props to him.
Not sure what Koa was thinkin there. Um, hello pindrop?
Chaz, how did you escape from the Inertia?
It’s run by Zach Weisberg, mate. Not Joseph Fritzl.
And I happen to like writing for The Inertia.
Your editorial meetings must be so uplifting.
I’m a lone wolf.
I just opened it up. A lot of dudes are getting water up their noses right now. I’m not sure I have the patience for the lulls and the falling.
Do not care in the fuckin slightest.
I care! My boy Will insisted on the lefts for which he scorned by the judges. Bastards!
Hopefully Ronaldo does well. BWT fantasy hasn’t looked sharp for me since Kia Lenny won something.
I’m more of a Leo Messi fan myself.
I too am a white man. I call it Jah’s. I like reggae music and visited Jamaica once.
This is very funny and even more funny because isn’t Haiku all Jah’d out? I have only been thrice but remember many greens, yellows, reds. Bob Marleys. Etc.
Yah Mon! Jah prose you scribed ’bout Jah Pros …..rastafari.
pretty sure the Lillikoi Grill shuttered their doors cause they named one of their pizzas the Haiku Rasta.
Surely John Johns destiny could win this