Nothing represents the California Dream better than surfing...
I know many of you live here in California and have you ever been jealous of Australia? Oh not its love of public singing and liberal relationship with beer, though that too, but with the fact that surfing is the country’s official sport? I’ve never known exactly what that means but know more now after reading Maurice Cole’s masterpiece. All in all it seems to create wonderful dramas and scandals. Something surfing in California needs very much more of.
Which is why my heart leapt last evening when the great Matt Warshaw sent to me bill AB1972 being advanced through California’s congress by Rep. Al Muratsuchi from Torrance and Ian Calderon from Whittier that establishes surfing as the state’s official sport. Let’s read!
“Nothing represents the California Dream better than surfing — riding the waves and living in harmony with the beautiful beaches and ocean of our Golden State. Surfing in California has a rich history and culture. The surfing lifestyle attracts people from all around the world and generates over $6 billion in annual retail sales. Surfing is an iconic California sport and an important part of the multibillion dollar California coastal economy, particularly in the tourism and recreation industries. For these reasons, I am proud to introduce a bill that would make surfing California’s official sport,” said Assemblymember Al Muratsuchi (D-Torrance).
“I’m proud to join Assemblymember Muratsuchi in designating surfing as our state sport,” stated Majority Leader Ian Calderon. “Growing up surfing not only had a significant impact on who I am as a person, but also taught me at a young age to appreciate and cherish our beautiful coastline that we are so fortunate to have here in California.”
Now, how thrilled are you that California Surfing™ is basically here? Gimme drama! Gimme scandal! Gimme Stormy Daniels!
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I love surfing in California. The surf is generally good and it has an excellent variety of surf spots. I can’t wait to go back.
It joins raw water and turmeric as Californias favorite things
Big surf town, Whittier.
Think you missed a typo:
“I’m proud to join Assemblymember Muratsuchi in denigrating surfing as our state sport,”
what about Curling ? can surf compete with such a wonderful team sport , and all the live excitement?
I’d wager SUC’s are really into Curling. Wouldn’t be surprised if a SUC’r or two have quipped “you know what?! I’d be good at Curling! My oar skills would transfer well.”
I can’t wait until all of mainland China, Russia and India decide they all love surfing also. There’s just not enough people in the water.
We need to keep promoting it to everyone, everywhere.
Russia is there.
Go to Bali and see all the Ivan Dragos paddling out en masse.
oh yes had run in with pack 10 at Balangan in May last year – complete kooks but thought they ran the place!!
Yes heard they’re awful cunts.
Essentially slavic brazzos.
Depressive. If I quit surfing my lifespan will be shortened significantly by way of self destruction.
Official sport means official government money for building wave pools. These two must have links to Ziff and his merry band of non surfing surfers. Invest in chlorine companies now!
Surfing definitely needs to be more mainstream right now.
Mainstream, mainriver, mainlake, mainfiord, mainpool…but mainly, not the ocean.
Why did the hipster drown?
Why?
Because he was a fuckwit and 3 blokes had had enough of his guff.
The Goth Book of Jokes has one hipster joke. This is the one. Wait?!? Do they allow Goth posties in Australia?
Politician bozos. “Surfing makes money, let’s make it an official sport now, so we can try to further monetize it.” Fucking hell. Nothing wrong with making my money and being prosperous but it shouldn’t be the only goal, all the time.
Preposterous! Smoking weed is California’s official sport.
What’s the difference between smoking weed and surfing? One is an activity practiced by lazy degenerates always searching for that next high. The other is smoking weed.
What’s the difference between a surfer and a vacuum cleaner? You can take the dirtbag out of a vacuum cleaner.
I thought snorting coke and then getting into a MAGA discussion that lasts as long as the Gak does!
I thought our state sport was shooting at each other on the freeway.
How much fun is that sooooooo good