It's the move…everyone… is talking about!
A few hours ago, this website turned the naming of a two-turn combo, which had just premiered, over to its readers. The move, which is a floater-in, chop-hop out, drew out the following names.
Chop Gooey. (OttoBeenThere)
Cosby! (Nicky Buttonshaw)
The Stormy Daniels. (Noncompetitor)
Taiwanese Botched Tit Job (Wiggolly’s Paddling Style)
We threw in Teflon Floater and the Bored Housewife.
The winner, as it had to be, was “Cosby!”
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As explained by Nicky Buttonshaw, “Wave thinks you’re just going to do an innocent floater but you end up doing something ugly at the end.”
When I call Wade Goodall at his house in Bangalow, near Byron Bay, about the move, which took place at White’s Beach and was filmed by his friend Harry Triglone, he says, “It doesn’t need a name. No commentators are going to be talking about it. It’s a fun way to do a floater It’s disco, it’s a party.”
Wade say the Cosby in its current form, on a two-foot wave, is unimpressive and therefore his goal is to nail it on something of relative consequence. Maybe a six-footer.
“Real excited to try it out on a bigger one now that I’ve worked out the movement,” he says.
The inspiration, say Wade, came from watching skaters pop out of tricks, “the crazy footwork” and so on.
The trick to making one, or at least throwing your hat in the ring of attempting a Cosby!, is doing the chop-hop before you lose all your speed in the floater.
“The pop is hard,” says Wade. “I’ve lost heaps of mine having metal legs (Wade has broken his legs three time). I’ve had so much…rod work… knee-to-ankle on both side, knee-to-hip on my right. I’ve got no pop! I can’t suck it up like I used to. Although, it’s just got to a stage where it’s not hurting so I can try hit again.”
Wade, who is thirty-one years old and the father of two small children, is currently “getting the band together” for a movie with Vans, which will premiere during the Hawaiian season in December.
A working title?
“Not as Yet”
Catchy!
First thing I’ve ever won and no beachgrit beautiful boardshorts left as a prize.
But the honor is all mine.
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The greatest book written about surfing is not Barbarian Days. It is David Rensin’s “All for a few perfect waves.” A Miki Dora biography with every creepy fucking detail you could ever want.
oh, noted!
Great move but it’s no guarantee that you’ll get laid like Quaaludes were. He could do a 360 or a 720 and it’s cool. I’d rather do a 714 .
just stoked the great Derek acknowledged my existence after all these years … now who wants that story pitch about being jailed in New Cal for jumping off a cruise ship to surf???? French police with guns kissing each other hello in the immigration office. What is going on
there’s so many surf stars living in Bang-a-hole it’s ridiculous
Who else y’got?
Creed, Ozzie, Dion, Craig Ando maybe.
others
Doesn’t Dion live in Tasmania now? I heard he just lays in the forest taking pictures of the forest whilst saying over and over – “but it’s not the holy grail, but it’s not the holy grail.” P.s when are you reviewing one of those fucking things.
soon
Cosby Pudding Pop
Also, do they sell Quaaludes in Australia?
Apparently South Africa and (maybe, but I’ve never seen proof) Mexico are the last Quaalude frontiers.
No but Merman is right. Head…south! https://www.viceland.com/en…
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Waking up alert and ready to face the demands of the day. Fuck I must have this. Look at that guy in the pic!
Like Mr Rogers gone full predator.
Wade is so understated. No ego. The story made me want to break my legs at least once. I’m such a pussy.
They should can the funding to our Olympic surf team and just pay the money straight to Wade