420.
You may, or may not, have noticed the Hot Nife advertisements that run on this website from time to time. For the curious, Hot Nife is a marijuana company based in California and specializing in ultra-premium CO2 extracted oil cartridges/vape pens which are sold throughout the state’s premier dispensaries. It is a very fine product, one that I back without caveat, and I am happy for our partnership.
Marijuana consumption can still be a touchy subject for some, even though it is now legal in California, Oregon, Nevada, Washington, etc. but BeachGrit has never been pharisaical. We preach anti-depression here and we preach it in all of its gorgeous forms. Surf, booze, weed.
Thus, it is with great pleasure that I announce weed is partnering with surf and booze at the highest level with Hot Nife becoming the official sponsor of the World Surf League’s last place.
Did you not see?
Amongst other changes for the 2018 season (no Hawaii, no Barton Lynch) the League has changed point totals for wins/losses. First place still gets 10000 but from there the numbers appear a bit random. Second place gets 7800, third gets 6085 and so forth all the way down to twenty-fifth, or last place, which gets… 420.
Now, you of course know that 420 is the numerical code that references marijuana so it makes perfect sense that Hot Nife would pounce upon these colorful losers and desire their company most. Who needs the Jeep Leaderboard Yellow Jersey when you’ve got John John and Kelly?
If one of the power bottoms just so happens to get 420 for each and every event all 2018 long then Hot Nife will send that best loser a care package featuring very much marijuana. Don’t you wish you surfed on the Championship Tour now?
Well, don’t you?
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Even hawaiians know that the best co2 oil is brass knuckles!!! Hot knife is all made from shake. Bunk!!
Chas is now penning Advertorial Grits?
Yup, weed is for losers
“Play the volume as loud as you want but don’t touch my levels.”
“…You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
Melanie -Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV…”
my fav line of all time.
Shane Herring is kicking himself he didn’t hold on a little longer
Speaking of weed, California about a month ago broke Weedmaps’ balls about mapping dispensaries operating without a permit/license. Weedmaps took the shades of grey responsive approach of questioning Cali’s position that even if true, what’s illegal about it. The point being Weedmaps may paint themselves into a corner where selling the North Shore house will be necessary and their WSL inclusion dream shattered. You know what that means?!? Hello market share opportunity Hot Nife!
they don’t own a pipe house barno, they just rent that shit
That’s the dude who died in Jurassic Park you racist pig
this is for reals? it feels too good to be for reals.
My Mum always said pot was for losers. She’s always fucking right.
Like all mums and moms, she was right.
*this comment is proudly sponsored by Chas’ love for the mom of his child*
or he’s in the doghouse
Being a loser myself I agree!!@!
But isn’t Hawaii still on for 2018? Pipe Masters in December and no Hawaii in 2019, right?
No Masters in 2019 but Haleiwa and Sunset will still be on #qsrules
I’m gonna pretend there was no mention of “vape pens” on beach grit (or anywhere!) today.
I’ve been testing alternatives to “vape” but haven’t found anything that works…
Vaping, like shelving, is the lamest way to ingest any substance. Also, like shelving, it should be hidden at all costs
Uh… I feel old. WTF is ‘shelving’ in this context?
Is that like when you purchase horizontal support surfaces from Ikea and display shitty-witty dust gatherers, and books you’ll never read?
No. It’s sticking pills up your arse
Awesome.
Do I go to IKEA for that too?
It always a pain in the arse so maybe kill two birds with one suppository.
Yeah, and don’t eat the meatballs. They’re gross.
And you can read that with whatever level of meaning you wish.
blasphemy, the meatballs are the only reason I go to Ikea.
Really who was “blasphemy rottmouth?
What’s not cool about shaving stripes in your eyebrows and vaping in your Celica?
Are you guys still getting our 20 year-old used cars? Probably should get yourself a Dodge Daytona and set the trend.
I feel 420% dumber for having watched that music video.!
Unless it was parody?
Kelly Slater: “Say Hot Nife Plenty to 420 and Yucks to Quiksilver Bucks.”