Leading retailer offers the scent of Waimea and Teahupoo too!
The fast fashion Spanish retailer, Zara, has just released a line of male fragrance inspired by your favorite waves. That’s right. Pipeline, Teahupoo and Waimea are all available as aromatic aides to your overall deal. What do you think Pipeline smells like? Fear and Spam Musubi? What about Teahupoo? Fear and poisson cru?
Wrong!
Pipeline, apparently, is woody, aromatic and musky with notes of lemon, tangerine, patchouli and musk.
Teahupoo is also woody and aromatic with notes of bergamot, grapefruit and sandalwood.
Waimea surprises with an aquatic base and vetiver finish.
Which appeals most to you? Are you more of a Pipeline or Waimea man?
More importantly, which scent sees the most action?
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I’m more of a kalapaki bay guy. Smells like reef killing sunscreen, cruise ship exhaust and 120 groms on boogie boards going “ho bra”!!!!
don’t need it.
gross. and flammable as fuck.
And ,as I am an an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpents tongue
We will make amends here long .
Oh , Sorry mate I saw Puck not Fuck !
Was off dreaming of a midsummer night’s dream .
Mattysez,If two old blokes can respect each other then the international surfing tribe has a future .
Doesn’t have much to do with this article, but for years I’d mix water, salt, and lemon juice in a mister bottle, and spray that on my hair instead of using gel or pomade or anything like that. Gives you that badass “just surfed” hair.
I can’t wait for “Eau de Wetsuit Booties”. Only the finest, 4/3 mm thermally insulated, baked urine goes into each bootie shaped bottle–perfectly gathering the essence of “I changed in the car park without showering”.
My mate’s French wife aptly named his booties The Dead Dolphins.No way am I doing a shoey from a bootie !
The wise man knows there is so much to learn and asks question. It’s a compliment .
Any one claiming to be a dumb ass shows signs of intelligence and social skills . The real Dumb Arse however claims to know everything.We had a semi-famous female swimmer who once claimed she had written more books then she had read.
She sounds interesting… tell us more!
Mctavish worked for her ex father in law in the 60s .
This is getting very cryptic, but I think I might know who he was, as for her, I have no idea!
Lisa Curry( a female swimming Laird ) was married to Grant Kenny whose dad Hayden employed Bob Cooper , Russell Hughes Algie Grud and Bob Mc on the Sunshine Coast in the 60s which led to George Greenough meeting Bob and surfing a break called Pipe or Pipeline ( beachbreak) and the rest is Short board history .
Hmmm reminds me of the saintly morning scent of a lookout over Port Campbell in my construction days, it was all stale alcoholic fisherman piss and roach butts.
A dog once ate my friend’s shit and vomited on our wetsuits and towels in the back of the wagon on a trip down south. This is the true smell of surf.
I bet you wish you had botteled that sweet number.
Strong ad campaign on this entry
most non surfers know mick from the all the news on the shark at jbay, other than that most aussie surfers know those 4
I don’t know what scent i am, but i know i wouldn’t wash my hair with anything other than… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Sounds like a sham, for washing off poo 💩
Chas Smith releases (Post Pipe Party) Poison No13 , with colliding notes from ( the ) Chanel ?
Clever James
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Surf journalism at its finest !
The Santa Barbara one smells like rail turns and eating disorders.
So very conquistador.
If you mix all 3 together you get the timeless scent of Cool Water by Davidoff https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Ah doin’ a wee jig in t’ocean!