Breaking: Mick Fanning saves a fish!

"It kept slipping out of his hands so he started scooping up with sand..."

And just when you think you know someone. Mick Fanning, 36, was heading out for a surf today when he saw a poor little fish flopping helplessly in the sand. The normal reaction would have been to step on the fish’s head, delivering a satisfying crunch up through the heel and into the heart but that is not what Mr. Fanning did. He, instead, saved the fish’s life and let us turn to the Gold Coast Bulletin for the rest of the story.

Amateur photographer Leisa Oakes started snapping shots of Fanning when she saw him trying to pick up the slippery fish. “I wondered what he was doing, then I realised he was trying to pick up this little bream which had flipped up onto the sand,” said the Tweed Heads resident who goes by @natures_jewel.

“It kept slipping out of his hands so he started scooping up with sand on to his board.

“He eventually got it back into the water, it was pretty funny.”

Fanning is previously best known for punching a shark in the face. Do you believe in karma? Do you think this rights the wheel or whatever?

I don’t believe in karma and would have stepped the fish’s head, delivering an enjoyable crisp up through the heel and into the heart. It is why Mick Fanning is a better man than me and always will be.

To Mick!

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Bush
Bush
8 years ago

Karma is real but for fuck sake harden up mick

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

https://youtu.be/Kybyy1EkoOE

Play loud and dance when the break hits.

@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
8 years ago

BREAKING: Mick adopts new pets to keep him company during his retirement.

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The Positivity Generator
The Positivity Generator
8 years ago

Mick is a nice man.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

That is positively nescius.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I was unaware of the meaning of the meaning of nescius.Nice work .

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

The etymology of the word “nice” fascinates, does it not? At the roots/origin of the word, we see “nescius”. In Old French we get ” nice”, and still in Middle English we see “nice” meaning stupid. From there we see a complete abandonment of meaning* . Not ignorant. Not foolish. Nay! Now “nice” is good. Now it is kind. Be a nice man. Be Kelly. Must be nice being foolish.

*does it remind you of something? Professional surfing?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Keep it simple stupid could in another parallel universe be “ keep it nice nice “ ?

Gino
Gino
8 years ago

yibbity yibita

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Gold Coast Bulletin. A highly reputable publication. It’s like reading a non-glossy gossip magazine.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

But good human interest stories! Follow Michael Saunders, ex-Surfing Life. He does it well.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

I’ll get on it. Anti-depressive human interest stories are still better than real news I spose.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Mick learned a valuable lesson today. If Mick wanted to get things done right in that moment, he was going to have to get his hands dirty…..with beach grit. It’s okay Mick. It washes off.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

No kiss on the lips before release? What a prick.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Saint Mick will probably be remembered as having lived more like St Julian the Hospitaller than St Francis of Assisi.A sinner who finds enlightenment through suffering rather than being an enlightened sinner.Gustave Flaubert’s St Julian the hospitaller is a wonderful read .

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Ah Bicko, you’ve hit the nail on the proverbial. Mick has suffered for his art like no other surfer since, well, Pauline Menczer.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Kelly could learn a lot from Pauline 93 ASP world champ . I believe she is the only pro surfer to arrive at a contest in a shopping trolley ( neither drunk nor stoned ) , in to much pain to walk , but able to compete .

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Difference is she had to pay her own fucking bills.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Pretty shitty for a girl who won 20 ct events

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago

Yeah, I heard she is a bus driver somewhere in Australia… World champ and great surfer.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

my colleague!…..hard as nails.

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Impressive!

J H
J H
8 years ago

Good thing that fish wasn’t circumcised…

Moreton Bay Porridge
Moreton Bay Porridge
8 years ago

Mick Rastovich

Christian Fletcher's face tat
Christian Fletcher's face tat
8 years ago

Mick Rastafish

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Clearly not a gefilte fish.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
8 years ago

You clever man.

Disco
Disco
8 years ago

Was going to say it’s clearly not a fucking jewfish, but I like yours better. Chapeau!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Unless Mick is walking “In the shoes of the fisherman” ( wonderful Australian novel by Morris West ) ,his latest signature reef model with kosher bottle opener included on the soul/sole.L’chaim.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
8 years ago

Oh, karma is real, jefe.
To Mick!


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