Hi! Remember me? I went to Hawaii and got lei'd!
Hi! Remember me? I went to Hawaii and got lei'd!

Bureaucracy: Did the WSL break Hawaii?

A Honolulu hearing seeks to change surf contest rules!

I, like you, am waiting for Longtom’s recap of J-Bay day two. The heat where Kelly Slater lost to Jordy Smith and the World Surf League called Round 2 “dreaded” on its own website. But while we wait should we discuss the current state of the World Surf League’s relationship with Hawaii and most specifically Honolulu?

My favorite part of the J-Bay day one recap was LT’s tracking Facebook viewers in real time. The slight swell and precipitous drop generally in the low five figures. The storm of angry emoji faces raining down. The thought that by both alienating its core fanbase while offering nothing to newcomers the new World Surf League brass might actually kill professional surfing once and all.

Maybe that is too hyperbolic but maybe not. Herr Paul Speaker (who I think still has an ownership stake in the venture) kicked off this new era so perfectly and Backward Beth carries the torch of bald ineptitude magnificently. And do you remember Hawaii? How the League lost next year’s Pipeline event even after a personal trip  to Honolulu from new CEO Soph Goldschmidt?

Magnificently seems to be an understatement. But there is movement on Da Island! And let’s turn to Hawaii’s own KHON2 News for more.

A hearing on whether the city should change its rules when it comes to surf contests will be held Tuesday.

Potential changes include creating an advisory committee to help resolve scheduling conflicts and allowing the city to fill the vacancy when an application is withdrawn, denied, or revoked.

In the past, problems with the permitting process have led to complaints from the World Surf League and the family of Eddie Aikau.

The hearing will be held in the first floor conference room of the Mission Memorial Building at 550 South King Street.

It starts at 2:00 p.m.

Well? Do you happen to be in Honolulu right now? Want a job as BeachGrit’s man/woman on the ground? Just head to the first floor conference room of the Mission Memorial Building at 550 South King Street at 2:00 p.m. It would be nice if you could maybe cut out some cardboard angry emoji faces to throw during the meeting.

I wonder what will come out of this. Potentially, it seems, a new bureaucratic office which is certain to suck money from schools and old folks homes.

So long pro surfing! You were funny while you lasted!

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Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Pretty much every surfer I know cares zero about the tour. The interwebs is the only place, specifically beach grits, that I get any tour news. I want gossip, affairs, feuds, and general bad bad when I visit. Beating the dead horse that is the WSL is/has become dull.

Captain Planet
Captain Planet
8 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

both of them?

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
8 years ago

Someone on the beach showed Kolohe the viewership numbers and he instantly knew that the WSL will cease to exist in a year or so and that he will never have a world title. Poor guy. His surfing is bush league anyway, I never understood the hype in his surfing ability.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
8 years ago

You and everyone else who’s not from San Clemente!

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
8 years ago

Dino’s son. You have Pete, Strider and a few more apples lobbying for him at every venue, including and importantly at the webcast.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Send Wiggs there. He’ll provide an objective view for us.

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
8 years ago

Hawaii is fucked. The Wolf Pack is old and saggy. The beach boys are excommunicated from Waikiki. A major hurricane is pointing in their direction this season. John John’s leg (spirit) is broken. The Eddie Rothman’s instagram account has less than 5K followers with 2 posts. And just this last month, Spam has been recalled for contamination in the metal tins. Ho Braddah!

Hippy
Hippy
8 years ago

Hawaii is a patriarchal society and has a resistant instinct against being pushed around by outsiders…. Sophie thinking she had leverage and making demands was not the right way to present her interests with a govt. that doesn’t care about Sophie’s revenue stream. Huge fail and left a stench only her departure can clear.

Bright side? Most of the north shore residents I know won’t miss the contest one bit. Kam highway is not built to accommodate dozens of cars attending anyway and no one likes traffic.

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Well, I guess Hawaii is like everywhere else and Sophie didn’t have enough money to sound serious.

Hippy
Hippy
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

You have to understand the nuances with any negotiating party, a skill the president lacks as well. Humility is the key in Hawaii…. they don’t need the WSL, but the WSL needs Pipe.

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Oh I’m sorry, but I don’t think so. Humility has nothing to do with it. I’ve never been in Hawaii, but seen, heard, read so much about it, and often from hawaiian themselves. Humility is never obvious, to say the least.

Just a question of money, business as usual. If Sophie had enough money, she would have cut the deal.

DTW
DTW
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

Fricken groms all surf the same I tell you!!! I’d rather watch CNN than see another claim by Jordy or felipe.. Good grief. As for Honolulu, good riddance. WSL needs pipe, pipe don’t need WSL. Tchau Tchau you fakas 6 weeks on NS just turned into 4. Aloha braddahs.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

I would totally not mind being in Honolulu right now but I don’t think I could stand to sit through a city committee meeting thing. Yikes.

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

We’d walk over to The Pig and the Lady afterwards so it would be worth the trip.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  J H

Can we just skip straight to that part? Because that part sounds alright.

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

That certainly works for me.

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
8 years ago
Reply to  J H

Pig and The Lady is overhyped.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

I had a booking at The Pig and Lady, but forgot to confirm in time, so the cancelled my scheduled event.

J H
J H
8 years ago

Nope.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Will the advisory committee get a tennis racquet sponsorship deal?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

See Sophie and ask for a backhand slice ?

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Yeah…the Repurposed Busted Down Door Rabbit Tribute Throwback Model

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

The 78 world champ loved his tennis 🎾!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

If it is like the last heat at J Bay today, it is going to end in tears ?

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago

What happened? Kolohe cried? I don’t have a fb account!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Walter Pepekay

It was a close heat and Kolohe fell on a Hail Mary Air with a minute to go and appeared on screen 30 seconds later ,sobbing until the end of the heat . I hope ,for him, he was only disappointed and not injured .

Hippy
Hippy
8 years ago

He spent entire waves setting up one hail mary while Fred just kept turning.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

That first air ( wonderful for T street ) was telegraphed , telephoned , Morse coded , semaphored , faxed ,smoke signaled ,e-mailed ,instagrammed …………for 200 m with one minor check turn on a wave at J Bay your average punter would kill for .

Walter Pepekay
Walter Pepekay
8 years ago

I’m gonna watch this on youtube, though. Thanks.


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