Jimmy Buffett: “Ain’t afraid of dying… I’m surfing a hurricane!”

Margaritaville star bravely conquers Hurricane Florence!

If I’ve written it once, I’ve written it 1000 times… surfers are craaaaaaaazy! With our bushy bushy blonde hairdos, our baggies and our huarachi sandals too ain’t no telling what kind of no good we might get ourselves all mixed up in. Like waking up really really early in the morning to check the waves,  or surfing in hurricanes.

You already know how much I love madcap defiance of both nature and man but, I’ll be honest, I didn’t count Jimmy Buffett amongst the loons.

Jimmy Buffett, whose music is described as “island escapism” and is equally famous for the Margaritaville restaurant chain, posted an Instagram photo this morning telling the world he is not afraid of dying and he is going to surf a hurricane.

Folly Beach is in South Carolina, if I’m not mistaken but real quick have you ever eaten at a Margaritaville? I thought about it, once, in Honolulu but ate at a sushi place instead.

I’m looking at the menu right now, though, and if you and I were meeting at Margaritaville today for lunch I believe I would order the crispy chicken cobb or maybe the California club. If we were meeting for dinner I’d order the Lava Lava Shrimp and possibly a Cheeseburger in Paradise. No, strike that I’d order the Lava Lava Shrimp and the blackened grouper sandwich with sweet potato fries.

Most importantly I would order a Stolichnaya and soda. I totally know that you’d look at me with your nose all scrunched and say, “But we’re in Margaritaville, bro?” And I’d respond, “I know, I know, I just can’t do it.”

A bummer for me in the moment, but I’d be happy later when my mouth didn’t feel like a puckered bowl of fruit.

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Superworm
Superworm
8 years ago

That really is a fantastic description. A bit anti-depressive compared to old Cormac McCarthy I’m reading right now* (*socially acceptable beachgrit literary brag)

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago

That is poverty consciousness

f u
f u
8 years ago

I hate his music but i saw him surfing ages ago and he seemed like he was pretty into it.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago

Who is Jimmy Buffet, honest question, I’ve heard that he is into surfing, but I’ve never heard of the cunt aside from this, is he the American version of Cliff Richards? I don’t know who Ted Nugent is either but I’m assuming he is a doomsday prepper’

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

They’re a lot like Kelly Slater. They just won’t fucking retire and go away.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Exactly like Kelly Slater… they both sell more stuff than most and make a fortune while doing it. Jimmy Buffett may not be rich man investor Warren Buffett, but he has a shit ton of money (reported net worth of $550 million US) and can fly his own float plane to any surf spot he wants. Man I hate and envy this guy.

Superworm
Superworm
8 years ago

I think he makes a lot of money in the stock market

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Whenever I hear his name I (and it’s only ever in surf media) I always think he has cornered the “all you can eat” buffet music scene, hence being popular in the USA!

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Talking of getting older – who gets injury wildcard next year Kelly Caio or JJF???

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Not Kelly!

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago

Why not Uncle Tito’s? Why?

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago

It’s refreshing to see someone like him just not giving a fuck; he’s got an old board, he goes straight, with a terrible stance, he’s rich enough to have people surf for him, somewhere else.

Ah good on him.
Blessed are the aged perma-kooks.

Unless he’s a Trumpy Republican, in which case, fuck’im.

slater thenewdonkey
slater thenewdonkey
8 years ago

Glad his knee’s are still holding up.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

I’d pay good money to watch Jimmy Buffett and Ted Nugent battle it out.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Win win

Jody Highroller
Jody Highroller
8 years ago

Folly Beach is straight roots! A little barrier island populated mostly by leathery drunks. I also read that Kenny Powers and some of his buds from LA decided to move to the area.

Glen Winton’s mullet
Glen Winton’s mullet
8 years ago

Fuck, if had his money, I’d probably be dead at his age.

Good for him still being alive and kicking and all, but it looks boring as hell

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Getting older isn’t pretty

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

I’d say it’s like free falling but that would be petty.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I’m laughing like a refugee here.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

The surf shop I worked at as a teen played Jimmy Buffet’s “Christmas Island” from November through January and now hearing mention of this clown makes me want to kill myself.

madmaxmedia
madmaxmedia
8 years ago

He’s no Seabra- https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Party Pete
Party Pete
8 years ago
Reply to  madmaxmedia

Looks like he aint afraid of drinking a few Margarithas before surfing either…

Jim Poo
Jim Poo
8 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

I know. I was thinking I want to puff what he has

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago
Reply to  madmaxmedia

Sometimes you just get that great one wave session

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

Margaritaville is a state of mind not a restaurant.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

A Stewart. LOL

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Credit for not holding a Firewire. Isn’t he a billionaire?

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Between the 2/3 wax job, the cord and the Stewart, it’s hard to give any credit.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Gnarls Barkley, brah. The dude on the left looks like he waxes his board like Iggy from Surf Ninjas. He has more wax on his board than I think I’ve used in my entire life… I probably average 1.3 wax jobs per board lifetime, though… Wait, what’s that? Oh, yeah, you’re right, I do suck! How’d you figure that?!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

That “dude” is Bob “jungle” jerard. If you don’t know about him and Jim “cutback” Johnson you should quit sarfing.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Maybe he washed his surfboard and somebody had forgotten to take the tissues out of their pockets? I hate it when that happens.

f u
f u
8 years ago

i have like ten bars of wax on my board, i like big bumps


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