All the fun search words that get you to BeachGrit!
There are a few ways you can end up strolling through our secret garden here. You might’ve been referred by a pal, you might’ve come through Google News (BeachGrit is an accredited provider of news, took a while, lot of hoop jumping etc but we’re here now) or you might’ve been on the search for something vaguely unsavoury.
Here are a few recent examples.
The machine-gun approach.
You want an easy laugh.
You’re a Colapinto, Andino fan and, you know, wishful thinking.
You had a bad experience in Cape Town and you type as bitter tears fall upon your keyboard.
You love everything South American!
It’s a lonely ol night.
Or else, you kinky as hell.
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Thanks for the internet search ideas.
where am I?
Why don’t you cats at Beachgrit try writing about some kind of real surf news, it would give you more material to write about and maybe increase your readership.
You appear to be a victim of this site, why don’t you paddle out and show us how it’s done legend.
you guys at beachgrit must be running out of creative ideas when you run articles like this.
That’s not Matt Johnson!
On my board ?
I think it might be the point grinder.
Sorry, “Cape town girls pigs” was me. Pig ownership is a really male based industry over there, I wanted to help
Get out of my head!
What sort of foul tide did the STAB commenters drift in on?
Is that a WSL photo provided… starting the obvious?
Derek, really.
Wtf ?
Obviously had a bad evening – and I recant my offer of residence on the coast, as with the search topics above and having a 12 yr old daughter, I would probably end up assassinating Derek!
Oh it wasn’t me searching it was you, the damn reader!
Funny as I don’t actually remember how I found “the grit” – not via the above methodology!!! but such good times
Too subtle, too tasteful?
Lol. Trolling again …
See, I do fish!
jajaja.. no shit.. ????
You forgot “hairless shaved sled” that would have brought you straight thru – plus narcissism