Did the World Surf League President of Content, Media and WSL Studios Elect take matters into his own hands?
This morning had me pondering a possible John John Florence return to competition in 2019 in order to counter Gabriel Medina. I thought, “Well, if I was the World Surf League President of Content, Media and WSL Studios elect I would take John John Florence into a back alley somewhere and either give him a briefcase full of cash or threaten him with a paddle because that’s the storyline.”
Right?
Erik Logan knows how to draw an audience. He worked for Oprah Winfrey’s network (OWN) and I don’t know that giving free cars to audience members was his idea but I also don’t know that it wasn’t his idea.
So anything goes. Anything possible thing for eyeballs.
Right?
Well, today Erik Logan is apparently mysteriously SUPing without a paddle.
Hmmmm.
Shall we read the caption together?
elo_erikloganSuper #sundayfunday morning on the @infinity_surf #HPL. Trying to squeeze every drop out of this south we’ve got. And trying to squeeze this board into a tight spot . 😊 Off shore and fun with the crew this AM. #infinitysurfboards #whendotherightsshowup #manhattanbeach thanks @jawadchabib for the 📸
All fine-ish and good but as we now know, ELo likes hiding secret eggs in his hashtags and now let us go there.
#beach #ocean #summer #waves #photooftheday #wave #outdoors #surfeveryday #make1board2 #closeoutsale #lostmypaddlesomewhere #staples
Staples Center, downtown Los Angeles, is basically surrounded by all sorts of alleys.
Could it be true?
Might Mr. President Elect have taken matters into his own hands?
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I know this is an old article so possibly beyond comment, but I am beginning to think the WSL should try to stop itself from being the Story.
Someone needs to host a “Snake Elo” Instagram photo/video challenge.
Guy rips so hard!
|Erik, if you are here, can yo please do a daily VLOG? I need more content. I have decided to be your #fanzclub. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
He might do nudes if you ask nicely!
why is he poodogging a 1 ft wave?
I thought ,as he is SUPer , that he might still be wrestling with the physical process of taking off ?Or he has been heavily influenced by Michel Bourez’ leg drag tube stance in the absence of his paddle ?
I wondered what he meant until I found this photo online!!!
We should be honoured to have him serve the WSL. This guy’s on fire!
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I was trying to find a Logan’s Pun but I ran out of time ?So found myself “Up the Salt Creek without a paddle” ?
Chas!!!! Slater on Rogan for everyone to hear. I need you to pull an all nighter! Listen to the podcast and give your opinion. Surfing just got exciting again!
Chas, at least he’s out there, #howaboutyoubuddy
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Please someone make a joke out of this, because I’m too busy.
Thanks
Listen very carefully .I will zay zis only once and has anyone seen the Madonna with the big boobies ? Kaipo ! Mr Logan wants to see you .
I keep thinking if the classic cliche of a London Cockney bobby on the beat coming across an incident: “‘Elo ‘elo, wot’s all this then?”
Kinda seems like Eric has better wave skills+surfs better, even on a sup, than ol’ Chas, right?
hahaha, but what do i know…
Well I think it is clear the this elo dude is well aware of the Grit…
looking forward to elo jumping up and down on surfriders couch yelling “i love courtney conlogue” during the middle of your podcast.
“Uh… well you see doc… I was uh…
In the shower! Yeah! That was it! I was in the shower and uh.. practicing paddling? Yeah. Practicing holding the paddle when wet. Cuz you know… it takes practice and I couldn’t get to the beach.
And uh…
I slipped…”
you get a paddle, and you get a paddle and you get a paddle andyougetapaddleandyougetapaddleandyougetapaddle
Today is the day Erik Logan finally became President (of Content, Media and WSL Studios).
Thought he was in Fiji avoiding Chas for 21 days?
Oh no! #kalamakamp starts in a couple of days.
It’s gonna Pump in Fiji in about a week. So stay tuned! #paradise #charging #ocean #waves #overthefalls #actualstaples
SUPing is a staple of any true waterman (a bit of a shame he is not really standing up and doesn’t have a paddle)
Well it could be Dale Staples currently no 236 on the QS or his bru Dane Staples who is none other than Jordy Smith’s filmer ? Maybe the Inertia can solve the mystery because they are experts on all things stationery ( oops stationary ) ?
stationery wave ?
Now your are pushing the envelope ?
Careful now. If you don’t obey the lineup rulers you might get punched.
Oooh . I’d hate to be erased or rubbed out by those who are fluid with corrections ?
You’ve really highlighted some sharp points. But I don’t like your passive-aggressive toner. If you don’t swivel your attitude you might get a nasty supplies. I’m just giving you the hard fax.
Ok ! I copy that .
Filing cabinet. Cubicle. Folder. Ah, fuck it.
Lost his paddle? An obvious hazard of the #paddildo.
Is he riding for LOST or Infinity ?
he looks pretty flexible for a bloke smuggling a paddildo
Yea hard to imagine he’s holding anything up there whilst exhibiting such an egregious shit stance.
Something we’re going to have to remedy in product testing.