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This should have been up the second it dropped but I came down with a raging fever last night, a historic fever that’s still burning through my body. It is difficult to see the computer screen right now because sweat is pouring into my eyes but there are no excuses. Kelly Slater has a broken foot and made it onto The Joe Rogan Experience. I have a fever and should have posted the video of him on The Joe Rogan Experience sooner and I am sorry.
Is it malaria? Maybe. Ain’t it strange how travel plants exotic diseases deep into the travelers bones where viruses and bacterias and etc. lie semi-dormant before pouncing? Between the sexually transmitted variety and the tropical travel variety I’d reckon surfers have more exotic diseases than any other first-ish world population group. Definitely more than golfers. I don’t even know, in fact, if any exotic diseases besides the common cold and tuberculosis are hearty enough to live in Scotland. J.P. Currie? Can you weigh in here?
Damn it. Sweat.
Here, anyhow, is Kelly and Joe, Joe and Kelly and, real quick, do you think Kelly regretted wearing a white t-shirt to the taping? Joe and Kelly could/should/maybe are twinsies.
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Is it to late to change avatar to “Kelly’s Elevated Foot”
Dustin Barca is fighting in Bellator in Honolulu? Thats gotta be one of those Hawaiian tax things.
I loved how Joe kept interrupting Kelly every two seconds! Joe is a terrible interviewer, I don’t know how he gets such A lister guests! How anyone thinks he is either funny or intelligent I can’t fathom! Kelly was the guest about a year ago on the wellness(?) podcast, it was great, would love to hear David L Scales have him on his show, at least they would be talking about surfing and not about Joe!
the only good Joe rogans podcast are where Joe shuts the fuck up for 10 minutes straight and l listen to some guy i never heard of before explain psychology or a subject i dont anything about. i can already tell this podcast sucks just by the guest.
2 absolute masters of name dropping, the flow was high quality stuff.
The dance of name checking was like 2 little kittens wrestling on a pillow.
Have always liked Kelly, but lost a bit of respect for him when he believed the furhpy that crocs up north are 15 ft wide. Goodonya to the person who sold him that one, well done.
Happy to stand corrected that he was trying to sell it to Joe, but I think he actually believes it.
Oh..and his wave pool is good for beginners???? Ha…your fucking nose is growing
Per the King, Australia has 35 foot crocs and there is a 30 foot Great White near Cape Town. Also, the lemon juice cleanse will have you shitting out your intestines at day 10…
I’ll sum it up for you, and every other JRE podcast too: “The thing is, is the pineal gland can actually, holy shit look at that thing! What is that? 800, 900 pounds? That thing would tear you apart, whoa, hey Jamie bring video that up”
Nailed it.
Heart disease. Chips, booze, sweat, deep frying, grease, and more booze. Heart disease is basically a national treasure.
That all sounds pretty good right now. Feed a fever!
Who IS Joe Rogaine, anyway?
The treatment’s not really working for either of them is it?
He’s the host of Fear Factor.
Skip the first hour unless you want to hear joe’s takes on MMA.
Drug experience monologues are pretty boring, generally.
I have trouble spelling initialisms too.
You enjoyed my misunderstandment?
Very muchly
Well at least he confirmed he’s surfing Pipe this year. Does that mean he’ll draw Gabs?
Is he an artist also?!?
Gosh! Do his talents have no end?
Two baldies talking story…..
YEWW
struggling with the cost / benefit of clicking play.
which one is a bigger clown?
Its so easy to judge these guys. I fell short thought the same about Rogen then started listening to some of his interviews. At times 2+ hours long. The one with Sebastian Junger, Tulsi Gabbard and recently listened to (Train Smarter with Firas Zahabi | “Consistency over intensity”) The guy is on it!
I can’t listen to them all, but i have found some great ones. time fly’s with his stuff.. jud aptow and the professor from spearmint university or evergreen or what ever up in the pacific northwest that is super liberal but he got eaten by his young, LOL.. that one is fucking crazy.
he has in some interesting guests. Iike the one with Courtney Dauwalter.
she is inspiring
off topic, but this is amazing. and by amazing i mean hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Either you have no fucking clue what the definition of ‘hilarious’ is or you yourself are hilarious enough to goat me into watch 16 minutes of a normal unfunny fucking conversation between two assholes.
i guess i just (sometimes) find arseholes funny. and there are fewer arseholes bigger than billy c
so fucking good – I loved the pumpkins. Big day out 90s Sydney with nirvana, soundgarden then in concert horden – epic
i didn’t mind them back in the day, but i think BC is totally ridiculous and unaware. eg. listen to how he treated his own band. so fucked up.
total fuckwit how treated band – surprised they back together, maybe promised them 5 cents of song writing credits
Believe, believe in me. Believe In the resolute urgency of now. And if you believe there’s not a chance tonight. Tonight, so bright. Tonight.
Copyright will prob cost you couple bucks to Billy
Yeah, he and his buddy Alex Jones. Totally on it!!
On what?
After looking at the image of Joe , Kelly and the mini statue of the enlightened one, they may change the name of the podcast to Trikaya ( the Buddhist Doctrine of the 3 Buddhas ) ?
And obviously thats me getting absolutely fucking drained. I ended up winning the heat in the last 3 seconds
Chas??? Did you sneak off to Waco?
Maybe Waco came sneaking off to me?
It’s starting to go a bit Russian:
‘In Waco, the pool is in YOU.’
20 mins into the fucking fighting convo and i’m dying for them to move on to golf.
wtf how long does it go for?
2 hours – 1/4 fighting, 1/4 deadly animals, 1/8 surfing, 1/8 cleanse discharge, 1/8 watching videos on social media, 1/8 wasn’t paying attention
it’s been a slow day in the cubicle…
Perfect recap don’t need to watch – thanks. I couldn’t sit thru 2 hrs anyway!!
no worries!
gonna watch the Billy Corgan one when kids hit school tho cheers
I don’t need to watch that, I get it every day:
1. Fighting: my kids bitching at each other.
2. Deadly animals: see above and number 4.
3. Surfing: none.
4. Cleanse/discharge: OATBRAN FOR THE WIN!!!
5.Social media: “Channel! Don’t you think you should be getting ready for work / getting kids ready instead of being on your phone!?!?” – wife.
6. Paying attention: huh?
Even a bit of SUP paddle-banter would do. It took me incremental skipping until 38:00 before I felt confident they’d got the fighting out of their system
Spoiler alert: Kelly doesn’t smoke a joint.
Boooo.
Must be Dengue Fever.
Can I have a cushy surf industry job now please?
Only after I die from it.
Life ends with a woe. Not a bad woe though.
So you’re saying there’s a chance