"Ha! Ha! Finish him!"
Do you like symmetry and irony served with your Instagram posts?
Here, we see the Brazilian surfer Caio Ibelli, who was denied the WSL injury wildcard for 2019 because he follows BeachGrit on Instagram, landing atop a SUP pilot who looks very much like the WSL’s new media hire, Erik Logan.
The theory was given credence when an examination of the film revealed the man, who moves with the urgency of a doughnut on a conveyer belt waiting for filling, to be operating a water camera.
Of course, we all know that Erik is a co-founder of Shred & Speed, LLC Infinity SUP, makers of “the most progressive and fastest boards on the water” and would never own a JP, the sort ridden by the man here.
When Caio saw BeachGrit’s repost that suggested he’d landed on Erik Logan, he wrote,
“Hahaha very good… finish him!”
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Happy new year mate.
removed? are you a moderator here wiggs?
Na dunno why Negatron did that to ya. Maybe trying to protect his beloved Wiggs. Thanks Nega!
Sassiest behavior I’ve witnessed since the last time I heard David Lee Scales say “Nonono” whilst explaining something
I like Caio, hell, I would probably start liking my mother in law if I she did this to stand up paddle boarders.
can we get a caio story for every day of wosule surfing? “meanwhile, caio was … “
Caio is HOT
God I hope Caio qualifies next season and channels his inner Bobby Martinez. He’s Fuckin’ pissed and he’s gotta channel that rage properly.
Mate, when that fucken idiot Turpel described him and Alyssa as a surfing power couple a couple of years ago, that did my fucken head in.
And then again with Snowball and “stick yer arse out Tattie” ! Ralph, hurl.
Fuck …. WSL vanilla crap, vanilla surfing – bullshit.
Jeez. Back to the qs forever the 4 of ya ! And take that goldilocks cunt with ya !
Oh Caio is fucked for sure. Odds are a million to one that he qualifies. Side note- how the fuck is jadson Andre back on tour and not running a surf school?
One of life’s mysteries, Toin.
After witnessing that Snowball cunt become Triple Crown Champ I know I’m not qualified to answer. Life is full of injustice. Jordy knows.
I’ve always liked Caio!
I didn’t, but do now.
Caio can join me as an irrelevant fringe pro-surfer!
it’s not really you! Oh I wish it was.
Maybe best to change your handle if you want to comment on here. Negs has had some grief for people using real names I think.
Its a hard debate…don’t change it to piss people off…Or change it for the better. I give you, Brett Pimpson
Trolling is a noble art form.
no….caio will always be the guy that got fucked by the wsl and slater…
Remember when Chas used to make fun of Caio’s hair and then it turned out they have exactly the same hair? Remember when Chas said he would never make fun of something people can’t change and used Goggan’s weight as an example? Remember when Goggan banned me from STAB? Remember when Maurice Cole nearly found out my identity. I’m still a complete cunt. Vote 1 Wiggolly’s Paddling Style.
Stop yakking on here and get back to the ironing board! We’ve got customers to keep happy! Anal-corks to polish!
Fuck this. I deserve to be front of house. Look at this fucking face.
You’re right.
We’ll invest in some tiger-print budgie-smugglers and chain you up outside the front door so as to attract passing custom.
You… can… change weight can’t you? With careful examination of diet and the obliteration of bad foods etc?
This is news to me and probably Goggans as well. He may find solace in the fact he is blending Dane and Dion Arsejuice’s looks seamlessly. Stab in the poop.
Too much fat and your heart pumps with increased urgency. Very dangerous.
It can also lead to aggressive unprovoked outbursts I think.
This doesn’t seem to be very dangerous at all.
Wear a yellow beanie and you are granted full immunity from anything.
The only other prerequisite I have seen is to know how to hold your partner when in close proximity. I’ve heard you can learn these techniques in dance class, ice skating and the sport of synchronised swimming. They should prove to be “must knows” for any future Olympic surfing hopeful.
Oh, and maybe some facial hair, although that’s yet to be confirmed in all cases.
Maybe there’s a “How To” over on stab. Probably.
I predict yellow beanies to be the the headwear of choice amongst brazzos from here on.
The cuntiest cunt of all cunts, Wiggs.
#1 in my book, mate.
(although I gotta say there’s a shit load of contenders out there.)
Up^
*cuntenders
Hmm, not a bad effort, cuntee.
^ for spelling.
…you ate some memberberries mate?🍇🍇
So close to making that board transfer!!!
How awesome would it be if he just rode out of that on the other guy’s board..
VIVA Caio (does he still follow?)
He does! He does follow!
Derek, keep up the good work. Good call, we’ll hopefully finish Logan yet.