Revealed: “The talent pool among Canadian surfers is huge!”

Are you secretly Canadian? Is Jesse Mendes?

I was such a “surfing in the Olympics” sceptic, overly rude as always, but must admit as 2020 inches closer that I’ve been thrilled by various storylines. Take Venice Beach’s aggressive leash pull, for example. It is very likely that nothing would have happened that day if the 1-foot straighthander, which breaks off the pier, wasn’t the training facility of the women’s Senegalese Olympic surf team. Very likely that tensions would have been muted without the chase for gold hovering like a pregnant cloud.

Also, we would not be aware that “the talent pool among Canadian surfers is huge.” And let’s learn more about that right now. Let’s do it together.

One of the world’s most renowned surfing destinations has become a training ground for a new crop of Olympic hopefuls.

Canadian athletes are in Tofino preparing for a national event in May in order to qualify for the World Championships. It will be that performance that could earn them a spot in the 2020 Summer Games in Tokyo, where surfing will make its Olympic debut alongside skateboarding, sport climbing, karate, baseball, and softball.

“Japan decided that they wanted it,” said Surf Canada President Dom Domic. “In just over 500 days, the eyes of the world are going to be on surfing.”

Surfers who have arrived to brave the chilly waters say they can’t believe a shot at Olympic glory would ever be in reach for them.

“I didn’t think the Olympics would ever be a thing,” said surfer Noah Cohen. “There was never even like a dream. To even have like a sliver of hope is a pretty amazing thing.”

The road to get there won’t be easy. Despite what people may think, the talent pool among Canadian surfers, including those living aboard, is huge.

Amazing.

And let’s play a game. Which surfers on tour are secretly Canadian?

Sebastian “Seabass” Zietz has a whiff of maple about him don’t you think? Something in the smile.

Also Jesse Mendes.

Speaking of, which surfer from your home country would you trade to Canada for a plate of cheese curds?

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
24 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
SubFuk'nZero
SubFuk'nZero
7 years ago

If you can’t cope with the cold you can’t be Canadian……. kooks

https://youtu.be/Z0sq3T5fErQ

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

Don’t we all mate.

Party Pete
Party Pete
7 years ago

Yuge

Frontwards Fin Frank
Frontwards Fin Frank
7 years ago

Gabe Kling for some poutine sil vouz plait!

Mahdi
Mahdi
7 years ago

Canadians are a lot like Australians in that I don’t understand them or really care to.

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
7 years ago
Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

do Canadians wear yellow beanies?

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

No, we wear toques.

Gino
Gino
7 years ago

I played hockey with quite a few in Hawaii and Australia.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Canadians playing hockey in Hawaii?! I guess there is a way for a haole to check a Polynesian in Hawaii. Go figure.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Mikey Wright is Canadian. It’s a little known fact, maybe unfounded even, but fuck the facts because what’s more Canadian than a finely tuned mullet.

https://youtu.be/Y-hfnkdQ-3Q

https://upload.wikimedia.or…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Devon for Metal air rowt’s and the gold chocolate mullet

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

The five fret finger stretch Shaka force is powerful with this one.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Tight & High \m/

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

double denim. aka. the Canadian tuxedo?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Cariboo wrangler and shred strength right there. No shaka cred though!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Munga's Berries
Munga's Berries
7 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I submit to you Canadian treasure, Larry Enticer.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

https://youtu.be/mzOUgwsQ_hM

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Kurri Kurri is his home
https://www.theherald.com.a…

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

The Australian Mullet Fest. Where an Aussie goes to celebrate his Canadian HAIR-itage.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago

A whiff of maple is all it takes man. How close is Oregon again? Close enough Chas, get in there!
Oh I’d trade any of the Mad Huey’s * edit *

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
7 years ago

Warshaw is currently closer and a one-time professional. Matt? Dream big!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Worth drilling a million trees of their elegant nectar to see MW in the 5 ring circus fo sheezzy!


24
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x