Barton Lynch calls the surf quality "A QS level event!"
What’s the seeding round? Do you know? I still don’t at all but no matter. Is it like a mini Founders Cup for the start of every contest? Like an extra bonus chance for Barton Lynch to make my heart soar? I don’t know but no matter. Beggars can’t be choosers etc. and it is on right now with Italo Ferreira chewing up the business and…
…oh I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. It is too early and my head is still in the sails.
But are you at work?
Watch here. Chat with friends.
Pour a drink before 11:00 am.
Beat that summertime sadness.
Here’s what we’ve missed…
Heat 1: Kanoa I. beat Jadson A. and Peterson C.
Heat 2: Gabby M. beat Soli B. and Ace B.
Heat 3: Yago D. beat Adriano de S. and Kolohe A.
Heat 4: Filipe T. beat Frederico M. and Seabass Z.
Heat 5: Italo F. beat Deivid Silva and Mateus Herdy became injured.
John John is in the water now. What are you waiting for?
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“Passion, swarm of rabid selfies”
Hahaha!
I’m assuming that Jen is not the only woman on this site LGR ? It is one of my dad’s ( who voted No to Gay Marriages but only because he didn’t like them appropriating the term « Marriage « ) favorite play on words.
Kanoa kicked arse again!
That was not dream tour stuff!
This event is firmly the responsibility of our American and European commenters. Just woke up and it’s already over. Timezone does not align with us antipodeans – something I am not particularly sad about. We get day time Teahupoo and evening J-Bay. Best timezone for WSL viewing?
hawaii
Australian leg in the evening for you?
not for time but because there are almost always better waves down the road than at the contest. no envy
I think this changes the premise of the question somewhat…
So big bad Brad goes straight into the drivers seat.
Yea – he was in Brazil last year too.
Don’t think he does anything else for CT events.
And no joe? So refreshing. Even potz was More interesting with a new sparring partner. They could keep joe as the history nerd, Pete Mel as the weather nerd, coming in to give short cut aways, and keep them well off the main commentary… albeit recognising both Pete Mel and Joe are not the epitome of weather forecasting or surf history respectively
So the girls had jet ski assist this morning. Has that ever happened before in round one of a 3 foot beachie before? Do we know why?
The men had it too!
Because gnar
nice double bird Jezza.
Six to go and we’ll actually make 100! We are so good at the things.
one
Two
Three
No I take it back
Next time you should set this up with a timer – you should be able to do that easily enough. Would be well over 100 by now
Boom! And all to samba drums!
The question is, do I even watch the seeding round replay for the women? Or do I just skip it and wait for round 3.
based on their performance levels in round one I would not bother………..they are not worthy of your time
yikes. maybe i’ll scan through quicklike.
Post show Jen. Why go through the torture
this is not bad advice!
you should write a recap with out watching it.
don’t think i haven’t considered it!
You actually could do that fairly easily today. The inflated scores tell the story well and truely.
Just title your article “Here’s what I was doing while the Women’s Seeding Round was on” and let loose
38 of those are you and Chas ….. Yawn …. zzzzz
Are any pros creationists?
I don’t know but it will soon be the hour of procreation in my neck of the woods …..
You dirty dog, you!
A Hard Man is Good to Find ?
I’d rather not find, but that’s just me
Good for my wife and a play on words with NN unheralded 2 time world champ Dooma ….
They are ALL creationists. The world was created especially for them!
Good to see Joan Duru on his forehand.
Great to see all the Goofies finally going left ……
great to see some lefts !
Yep ! Sadly one year too late for the Oz Goofies who were knocked off tour last year losing both Cloudbreak and this dodgy backwash beauty ?
Goofies should just identify with naturals
So its 5am and I just woke up. Last night when I went to bed I was annoyed with Sally Fitz. She had let me down. This morning I am absolutely furious with her. She really failed me. The payoff on this multi was $57.72 per $1 put down. Ahhhhhhhhh
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don’t start me. I had 10 pick multi today.( I left out Kellys heat and jjf’s heat). have Duru in this one but its already fucked thanks to Jordy.
Ohhh what was that paying ? Must have been right up there….today was one of those days where the multi just looked the much better option. Wish I had done the yankee instead. Oh well them’s the breaks.
742.
ohhh dam that Saffa. Lets hope he gets a 33rd as punishment
I hope someone steals his shoes.
Duru losing makes me feel better. I would have been eating my fingers through that last heat if I was still in the running.
Pottz just racistly declared that all the French speaking surfers hang out without providing evidence.
Well, do you speak French? Not like you’re hanging out with them
Kaipo also just said, “That wave said ‘no’ but Michel Bourez said, ‘yes!'” What the hell happened to consent?
Gone forever! Blown away by the onshore winds!
I seem to remember a well documented trial where it was established that no meant yes.
And yes means anal!
Flores does speak charming English, howevs!
Flores could speak Swahili and you would probably find it charming.
This might be true, actually.
Hmmmm. What do people think about the WSL Pure stop trashing waves cartoon?
“and quite rightly so…”
Pottz’ism of the year. Prepare to get carpet bombed.
Okay but maybe I switch to women’s world cup at noon? Idk.
why do they need a ski in 3ft surf?
show off that sponsor wrap!
contractual obligations with red bull. oops. sorry. I mean safety.
Lolol – Pottz, “it’s impossible to find a clean faced wave out there. You gotta lower your standards. “
Pottz, there might not be room at the bottom of the scale for you.
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damn
Many moments, yes…
It’s like the worst advertisement ever made and nobody can say a thing because Zoe is just too mesmerizing.
But it’s “beer in its organic form!”
It’s that white old board that looks like a piece of shit at the beginning of the Ad that really annoys me ? Buy a New Jeep but keep your shit board .Fuck That ! Buy a New Board instead ! Trade the Jeep for something Cheap …..
At least it’s not that fucking Jeep ad again
Just saw spread on her Daddy’s Brazillian Home in Architect Digest. Dude is living really good!
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If this thread get over 100 comments it’ll be the most glorious day in the Oi Rio Pro’s history.
Well we did get a late start!
I don’t need your sass right now.
Oh I got so much sass! How are we gona get to 100 without sass?
You’re right! Sorry… gotta get my head in the game here. I sat too long and didn’t get priority in the lineup.
You’ll need to reset.
too early for a vodka?
No way! I’m gonna pour one right now!
good man.
It’s too late in fact. I’ve really blown it this morning.
sounds like you better make up for lost time. a shot every time Pottz says “this kid”
I’m already drunk.
Priority, totally overrated. Just go!
Better head back to Lemoore..
Last year was pretty glorious. Well maybe not quite glorious, but a bloody good spectacle.